Tree Hole Self-Rescue Guide

Enthusiastic uncles and aunts brought the teenagers to the square to celebrate the victory.

"I heard that it was Major General Mo's apprentice who brought a group of kids to defeat them. They were about the same age as my kid, who only knows how to eat."

The lady standing around the barbecue grill, busying herself, flipped the skewers in her hands and chatted with the handsome man next to her.

This young man was a stranger. His cousin didn't have a partner yet. There were no women around him, so he seemed to be single. The chubby lady smiled and thought about how to introduce a partner to him.

The young man with sharp eyebrows and bright eyes just lowered his head and was busy with his work, ignoring the other party. Why haven't Qi Le's group of boys come back from distributing skewers? Pei Qiubai was almost disturbed by the noise of the aunt next to him and wanted to leave.

He was having a great time barbecuing with his sister when his sister went out. Then his aunt appeared out of nowhere, picked up the pork belly he had grilled and ate one skewer after another. When she saw that he didn't say anything, she pretended to be embarrassed for grilling the prime pork belly into charcoal. He wanted to stop her but it was too late.

"Auntie, if you don't have anything to do, please leave. This is a private area, and the open-air barbecue is outside."

Mo Zhichun and Qi Le walked in with the borrowed vegetables, only to find that there was more than one person in the kitchen. The children were quite interested in barbecue, and after unremitting attempts, they finally chose to go out with a lovely face to eat and drink.

Unexpectedly, when they were out for a while, someone broke in, and Mo Zhichun didn't even notice it with his mental power.

"Why are you talking like that? You don't have a sign outside. How can it be a private place if the door is open? I've been talking to the guy here for a long time, and he didn't chase me away."

The chubby lady threw down the coke in her hand, propped up her arm and began to argue. The little girl is pretty, didn't she also come in from outside? Looking at the vegetables in her hands, maybe she is interested in the boy, and she brought her child with her because she was afraid of being rejected. This young man is a high-quality stock, and the child he gave birth to will definitely be very good-looking. She can't let him snatch it away.

Before he could finish rolling his eyes, he saw the young man next to him holding the grilled skewers in his hand, walking towards him with a smile, putting the skewers into his mouth, taking the iron basin from his hand, and walking back together.

"Wife, come and try the freshly roasted pork belly. I saved it especially for you."

"Gu Ye, yours was eaten by that auntie. I will bake another one for you later."

The boy with long ponytail naturally had no objection. He responded with a smile and looked at the aunt who was looking for death with a cold look.

Qi Le was not laughing in his heart, and silently said in his heart: It's okay, it's okay, it's okay... It's okay. That was the barbecue that the master's wife left for him, why should this aunt eat it just because she said so?

She directed and acted by herself, so she didn't have to worry about her tongue hurting her waist. It was obvious that she ran in by herself, wanting to introduce a partner to her master's wife. When she was outside, she heard them say that the prisoners who were detained would be released from prison in a few years, and they could just introduce them to their relatives.

They are good-looking and have good-looking children. Otherwise, who would marry them among the captives? Wouldn't they still be single in the end? If they have high mental strength, they might even have to be euthanized. By marrying their girls, those guys are taking advantage.

Some people even had their eyes on them, saying that a girl three years older than you is a rich girl, and that they should start cultivating their childhood sweethearts now. He immediately got angry, not to mention his childhood sweetheart, but the girls outside who looked down on him.

They themselves are not up to the standard, but they are picky and choose, and really treat them as backups.

It's not like they have to find a partner, and if they do, they won't look for a group of people who cry when they see a mecha, can't walk when they see its face, and can only make random comments about others.

Living on this planet, you can leave at any time. Where does the internal digestion come from? Qi Le got goose bumps all over his body when he thought about standing with that group of girls.

"Auntie, this is really a private area, please leave."

"Hey, young man, you haven't said anything for a long time. I thought you were dumb. What's wrong with eating a few skewers of meat from you? I grilled a few more for you."

"And you, why call me auntie? I'm 45 years old this year, and I'm the most beautiful girl in our village."

Qi Le gave the aunt a scrutinizing look. A 45-year-old aunt with acne all over her face, what else could he, a teenager, call her if not aunt? She could be his mother, and Shen Yu and the others could call her sister for food. The aunt ate his skewers, so how could he call her sister?

"You are the same age as my mother. Do you really have the nerve to agree if I call you sister?"

"Hey, you are so uneducated, kid. My sister doesn't care about age."

The old lady was not willing to give in, and she stretched out her hand to snatch the corn from Mo Zhichun's hand. This was a treasure that he couldn't afford normally, and his old man would only give him a few corns to eat during the New Year.

Seeing so many corns, the aunt thought that since everyone was so familiar with each other, taking a few corns would be their apology, and she would not forgive them. It was a pity that the young man was married, and it seemed that he was still a gigolo. She was thinking that if he could be the master of the house, he could marry a second wife. If the money-losing goods were in her hands, it would be the real money-losing goods. As long as they were not in her hands, it would be fine.

Qi Le would never let her have her way. She had seen many people like this in the end times. They had their own logic, they were always right and the other party was always wrong. They were the only ones who could preach, and once they were contradicted, they would try to take advantage of the situation or blame the other party.

Mo Zhichun and Pei Qiubai seldom dealt with such people in the end times. Qi Le followed Lin Yu everywhere and found that to deal with such people, one had to be as aggressive as a robber and snatch away the other party's twisted logic.

"Someone, come here, this is stealing, is there any justice in this world?"

Qi Le winked at the two people who were concentrating on barbecuing nearby, then lay down on the ground and began his performance. Pei Qiubai and Mo Zhichun smiled, as if they had seen this scene before.

"Ahhh, I won't live any longer. All my food has been taken away. Do you think you are so great? This is the corn I grew myself. Why did you break into my house and steal it all?"

The aunt didn't know which one to comfort, the hot corn or the crowd watching the excitement. Lying on the ground and rolling around was her specialty, so how could this boy do that? Did he meet an expert?

The fat lady's face looked like she had swallowed a mouthful of mustard, which was indescribably bitter. People who were curious gathered at the door, but were blocked by an invisible barrier and could only stand on tiptoe to see what was going on inside.

"Isn't that Wang's wife? Why did she end up in the lord's house?"

"Didn't you hear what the boy on the ground said? She went in to steal something."

"I think the lord set the restrictions, so she must have sneaked in."