A convenience store opened in Naruto
Chapter 390: Luckily Escaped
"If you don't want to, then don't want to. Why are you swearing?" Ah Fei at the door did not leave. He had been trying to go to the toilet for a long time. This time he finally got the chance when so many people had diarrhea, which finally gave him hope.
The fusion of Feiduan and others made Ah Fei's eyes light up. He felt that he had found an opportunity and had ambushed in the toilet a long time ago. However, he could give up the fusion of Feiduan and others. They could not merge with others again during the fusion, and they would not agree to Ah Fei to parasitize them.
Obito, who had once pretended to be Afei, was the first to refuse him because he didn't want Afei to know his memories, even if they could be deleted afterwards.
In the memories of both Obito, there are fantasies about Rin when they were young. These memories are more socially embarrassing than having them revealed in public on the stage.
Others had similar thoughts.
After thinking about it, Ah Fei found Number One, who had the best relationship with him. After being rejected, he did not get discouraged. He knocked on the bathroom door: "Just let me try. At least after merging with me, it can relieve your pain. I heard that it is very uncomfortable when you have diarrhea. Is it true? What's more, what if after merging with me, you won't have diarrhea? Number One, open the door, give it a try, you have nothing to lose..."
The security guard Ah Fei's incessant chattering was so annoying that it was like the Yellow River flooding. He was so out of control that he had no time to think about anything else. He couldn't even get his butt off the toilet, so how could he have the time to open the door for Ah Fei?
"Go away, if you want to try, go find an uncle!"
If he had diarrhea before, perhaps he could not bear Ah Fei's nagging and Number One would not mind merging with Ah Fei to test whether the side effects of diarrhea would be eliminated.
But now that he's already sitting on the toilet, it's not too late to talk about this. He can't let others see him having diarrhea at this time.
You don't need to look at the number one to know that your face must be very hideous now. It's not the kind of pain that comes from constipation and inability to defecate, but the kind of pain that comes from diarrhea so severe that your stomach cramps.
The bathroom was filled with an unconcealable stench. Number One, whose authority had not yet been restored, could not use his authority to keep the air in the bathroom fresh. Relying solely on the exhaust fan in the bathroom was not enough to expel the stench.
He also needs to press the flush button from time to time to prevent excrement from spreading to the edge of the toilet.
There were too many. Number One didn’t know how his small stomach could discharge so much. Obviously, everything he ate would be digested directly.
"If the Saiyans are infected, how many will be expelled?"
No wonder when Trunks first went to the Dragon Ball world, the house that Bulma used to entertain everyone in the wild was only used once. It was probably because it was ruined by Goku and Vegeta who had diarrhea.
Outside the door, A Fei knocked for a long time but no one opened the door, so he left disappointed. He decided to forget about going to find Ye Feng for the time being. He didn't have the face to be so generous as to ask Ye Feng, who was watching the fun, to take the time to cook a meal for him alone. He could only try his luck in the bathroom in the rest area.
Not far from the bathroom door in the rest room, Beerus and Champa were laughing, waiting for the unlucky people to come out. They pointed the cameras of their mobile phones at the bathroom door, waiting for them to come out so that they could press the record button.
"You're frustrated, what's so good about that?" Beerus couldn't understand why someone would be so obsessed with excretion. "If you really want to experience it, come to this party. I guarantee you can experience it!"
After all the competitions are over, there will be a grand party. This has been planned long ago. Ye Feng will definitely cook his own food at that time. Beerus is also thinking about whether he can trick a few more people during this period.
He wanted all of himself to experience the pain of being unable to control his bowel movements. It was only after he got hurt last time that he realized that there are actually people who can poop so hard that the toilet overflows.
He hadn't been to the toilet for a long time and had forgotten when he last went there. He also forgot to flush the toilet in time, so he took a shower over and over again, and his skin was almost rubbed off, but his butt still felt sticky.
Fortunately, the toilet in the convenience store was functional and not clogged, otherwise he would have to poop outside with his butt sticking out.
Xiangpa is much better. Considering his tonnage, even though he was tricked by Bardos into dieting for a while, his body size has not decreased at all, and you can tell that he must have eaten a lot without Bardos's knowledge.
I guess he ate in the bathroom, which is the only place that Bados would not check.
"That's right!" Xiang Pa agreed, and temporarily stood on the same line with Beerus, also thinking about how to use the opportunity of the dinner party to trap the others. Seeing Ah Fei return disappointed, he was full of contempt, "That thing is stinky, why are you so interested in it?"
"You don't understand, eh!" Ah Fei sighed, sitting next to the two of them, propping up his chin and staring at the direction of the bathroom, as if there was something there that attracted him extremely. "We White Zetsu are a special kind of life form that doesn't need to eat, drink, defecate or urinate, so I'm so interested in the human body structure."
They are all in human form, so why do humans need to rely on food to survive, while they don’t? As long as they have energy, they can exist forever?
Why is it that even though the food we eat is different, the things we poop out are all sticky?
Whether it is thin or dry, A Fei has studied it. They all have a certain degree of stickiness and emit an unpleasant smell. He doesn't feel anything special when he smells them, but he just doesn't understand why some people would dislike something that is excreted from their body?
Clearly, those things were in his stomach before, so how could he not feel disgusted at that time?
How come the excrement is so smelly in such a closed environment like the stomach? The smell is a gas, so it should float out through the gaps, right?
Fortunately, Beerus and Champa didn’t know what Ah Fei was thinking, otherwise they would definitely be even more disgusted and blow Ah Fei away. They were not allowed to have physical contact with him, otherwise it would be disgusting!
"Shh!" Beerus, with big ears, made a gesture to keep quiet. He heard the sound of the bathroom door opening. "Don't talk yet. See who's coming out!"
Xiangpa also looked excited, with his finger on the shooting button.
Amid the sound of footsteps, Da Hei Zetsu came out of the bathroom with a relaxed look on his face. Seeing the people sitting in a row, he grinned as if he was not surprised at all: "Hey, I'm sorry to disappoint you, I'm fine!"
He was fine, but the fused Toneri who was possessed by him was in a miserable state. Daikoku Zetsu had just returned the control of his body to him, and before he could see the surrounding environment clearly, he was forced to squat down.
Poor Heti Sheren, before he merged, he had never gone to the toilet and lived on the deserted moon. The food he ate before was all made with special techniques, so there was no such thing as digestive residue.
After coming down from the moon, his strength had reached the point where he no longer needed to rely on food to sustain his life. Living in the new city, the occasional food he ate could be digested with his powerful strength.
He doesn't know how other people live. He has never gone to the toilet since he was born, and he has no memory of defecation as far as he can remember.
To be frank, he doesn't even know how to wipe his butt!
Because of this worry, Black Zetsu stayed in the bathroom for a while longer. He borrowed the mobile phone of Black Zetsu next door and found a short animated film about taking care of young children, which he played specifically for Hetai Toneri.
He took the opportunity to remove the only intact Sharingan, otherwise when the scheduled Izanagi attack came, Toneri would have to experience the fusion again.
While marveling at his own cleverness and being thankful that he had escaped a disaster, Da Hei Zetsu flew into the rest area, dug out his cell phone, and then flew over to join in the joke.
"You're not going to cause trouble for No. 1?" Beerus said jokingly, nudging Black Zetsu with his shoulder, "Didn't you say you were going to block No. 1's door?"
"That was what Black Zetsu said, not me!" Big Black Zetsu once again drew a line between himself and Black Zetsu, "The game is over, and it won't be long before Number One's authority is restored. If you go looking for trouble with Number One at this time, what's the difference between that and courting death?"
"The angry No. 1 might push Black Zetsu into the toilet!"
"That's really courting death!" Beerus said with a double meaning, suppressing his nausea, "But if Number One really pushes Black Zetsu into the toilet, the conflict between the two of them will definitely escalate again, and maybe they'll have to start a second match!"
"That depends on whether Black Zetsu can control it." Big Black Zetsu shrugged. He didn't want to get involved anyway. In terms of hard power, he couldn't compare to Number One. "I don't know how Number One trained. His strength increased so fast?"
From the brief fight between Number One and his clone, Beerus saw his own fighting style. Although it was only a flash, he still noticed it: "Believe it or not, Number One definitely didn't show his true ability just now? I'm talking about his own strength!"
Daikokuzetsu nodded without hesitation: "I believe it!"
Number One is used to keeping things secret, and usually he uses his authority to borrow the power of others. He has been hiding it for so long, and now he is revealing it all at once?
It’s impossible, absolutely impossible, I would never believe it even if you kill me!
Xiang Pa, who was standing aside, had his eyes rolling around. As it was his first time to lie, he felt a little nervous. But when he thought of Ye Feng's instructions and the excitement he would soon see, Xiang Pa was looking forward to what was to come.
"We don't have to wait here all the time, right? Can't we leave the phone here and watch the video later?" Thinking about the words, Xiang Pa's heartbeat quickened a little. "Why don't we go eat something before Ye Feng starts his prank plan in the food court? Anyway, I don't dare to bet whether I will be the next lucky one!"
"That makes sense!" Beerus is a person who loves to eat. He heard from his other self that there are so many delicious foods in the food court that he even recommended several snacks to him, saying that those are the real delicacies.
Thinking that he might get hit again, Beerus quickly found a suitable angle, put down his phone, and ran outside.
"Hey, brother, wait for me!" Xiangpa also hurriedly followed and pulled away A Fei who didn't want to leave.
When Dahei Zetsu saw that everyone had left, he felt it was meaningless to stay here alone, so he followed the others' example and left his phone here.
"Take me one!"
Shouting, he chased after him.
Although the food court is some distance away from the convenience store, for a few people, this distance can be completely ignored.
Ah Fei was pulled to sit on the stall and leaned weakly on the table: "I can't eat, why did you bring me here?"
"It's okay, just join in the fun!" Daikoku Zetsu didn't need to eat, but that didn't stop him from sitting down. "Besides, it's not that you can't eat, it's just that you can't digest it slowly like other people. Just taste it. Sanji's cooking skills are still very good!"
Sanji was extremely happy to receive the compliment from the customer, and his hands moved more swiftly: "Of course, I tell you, this is a giant squid that is unique to our world. The last time the boss ate it, he praised it highly!"
He came here with an attitude of learning. Not to mention the chef clone of No. 1, the various chefs from other universes and their various cooking skills alone opened his eyes.
The chefs who can come here have no intention of keeping their food to themselves. When no one comes, they will gather together to communicate. There is even a small screen in front of their stalls that plays the production process in a loop. Anyone who wants to learn can try it themselves after watching it.
There was also a small screen facing them, showing the store's competition. Since they were already here, they couldn't just be left cooking, right?
After all, some of them are not just chefs, each of them has impressive abilities, and there are some ingredients that you cannot get at all if you don’t have some abilities.
"Giant squids that are more than 10 meters long?" Beerus felt his mouth water just by hearing it, but when he looked at the size of the stall, he was disappointed again. "How do you handle such a large ingredient with such a small stall?"
"You don't know this?" Sanji chuckled and tapped a button on the stall. In an instant, the surrounding scene changed.
The stall that was originally several meters square has turned into an extra-large open-air kitchen. The distance between the stalls on both sides seems to be infinitely stretched, giving a vague sense of spatial dislocation.
"The boss has already thought about this problem. I don't know how he did it. It looks like a small stall from the outside, but when necessary, it will become like this. There's no need to worry about the problem of ingredients being too large to handle!" Sanji skillfully cut the giant squid with his knife.
The squid, which was originally the size of a palm, instantly returned to its original shape after being stretched out on the stall, and lay quietly on an extra-large iron plate.
The heated iron plate was sizzling as the squid's body was roasted.
After changing the knife patterns, Sanji brushed sauce on both sides of the giant squid. He got the recipe of the sauce from the chef clone of the chef next door.
The latter was too busy entertaining Tsunade and her gang at the moment and was unable to spare any time, otherwise he would not have been able to resist the scent of the giant squid.
From the outside, the stall didn't look changed, and smelling the aroma of squid, just as Sanji thought, the chef's clone couldn't resist it at all.
"Save some for me!"
"No way, order it yourself if you want to eat it!" Beerus blocked the chef's clone's view, with a look of vigilance on his face, "This squid is not enough for me to eat alone."
"Don't be so stingy!" The chef clone with panda eyes was almost done with the work in his hands. Tsunade ordered a lot of food, but she didn't eat many bites. She did drink a lot of wine, and she drank it all by herself.
Konan and the others had no interest in drinking. They just took a sip and were busy finishing the food that Tsunade hadn't even taken a bite of.
None of the three of them liked to waste food, and they hated to see people wasting leftover food. It was at their suggestion that Tsunade stopped placing orders, otherwise the chef's clone would have been busy for days and nights and still not be able to finish the food.
Of course, the chef clone is not that stupid. He is the clone of Number One. After all, he is also Number One. It’s okay for him to play a role with Tsunade, but if he really has to be busy all the time, he would have quit long ago.
"No means no!" Beerus refused to give in. It was the first time he had seen such a big squid. He had seen many giant creatures that could travel to different planets, but no one had given him such a big one.
He had heard from Goku and the others a long time ago that it was more satisfying to hold such a large piece of food in their mouths and chew it, but he had never had the chance to try it. With the Omni-King present, how could he dare to make all kinds of requests?
Just eat it, I can’t cook it myself.
Now that I have finally found this opportunity, how can I give it up so easily?
Xiangpa was not in a hurry. He had ordered it anyway, so he just had to wait for Sanji to bring it to him.
"It would be boring to eat just squid. I'm going to order a bowl of ramen next door. Anyone want some?"
"Don't look for number one," Dahei Jue said with lingering fear, "just order the Yile one!"
"I wouldn't order anything even if you asked me to!" Xiangpa pretended to empathize with him and shook his head, saying, "Anyway, I don't dare to eat the food made by No. 1 before the game is over."
Ichiraku's stall was right next door, so he could naturally hear the conversation between the people. He chuckled a few times when he heard it, "Haha, it wasn't Number One's idea that they fell for it. Apart from making ramen, my other skills are not as good as Number One's!"
"It's okay, I just want ramen!" Xiangpa had also eaten Ichiraku's ramen and couldn't forget it. "Make me four bowls of ramen. If it's not enough, I'll order more later!"
"Okay!" Ichiraku nodded. Since Xiangpa didn't say what flavor of ramen he wanted, he would follow Xiangpa's previous taste. He asked Boruto to help him and started working.
"Ah!" Boruto sighed inwardly, wanting to cry but unable to, "Why me again?"
Just now, I was involved in the calculation, and now, I am involved in the calculation again.
"Great Black Zetsu, oh Great Black Zetsu, you are unlucky. You can't escape today!"
It is better to let others suffer the same fate as yourself. Thinking of Ye Feng's instructions, Boruto mourned for Dahei Zetsu and put the noodles into a separate pot without hesitation...
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