A convenience store opened in Naruto

"Snapped!"

There was another crisp sound of finger snapping, and Black Zetsu became even more sad and angry. He looked around suspiciously, and when he didn't find any other changes, he pounced on Number One again.

"You're still fighting? If I don't break your fingers today, I'm not Black Zetsu!"

Number One looked at his fingers, and seeing Black Zetsu rushing towards him, he didn't even bother to think about snapping his fingers. How could there be two snaps? He took a step back and retreated outside the barrier.

"A little bit!"

Number One stuck out his tongue, made a mocking gesture, put his hands on both sides of his head, and shook his head, gesturing: "Come out if you have the guts?"

"I come out? Ha!" Black Zetsu's expression changed. The anger on his face disappeared, replaced by a look of watching a good show. Through the barrier, he said, "You're done even if I don't come out!"

Black Zetsu reached out and took out his cell phone, found a good angle, and took a full-body photo of No.1, then raised his eyebrows at No.1 proudly.

"Do you really think I will be irritated by you? We are old rivals. I know what you are going to say as soon as you open your mouth. And you still use illusion against me? Boy, you have forgotten who is your biological child!"

He also has the Rinnegan, but his hard power is not as good as No. 1, and he will also fall into the illusion created by No. 1. But it doesn't mean that he is completely helpless once he is trapped.

The Rinnegan itself has a high resistance to illusions, and with the support of his own strength, he was able to see through Number One's illusion.

If No. 1 doesn't take the initiative to remove it, it will just take him some time to crack it.

Pretending that nothing can be seen is nothing more than a collaboration to let No. 1 be proud for a while longer.

Number One patted his forehead, feeling that he had been overusing his brain recently and hadn't figured out Black Zetsu's intention. He was obviously the one who knew what Black Zetsu was going to say as soon as he opened his mouth.

'untie! '

He no longer wanted to look at the evil face. The most urgent thing was to dissolve himself and return to Naruto's body before it broke out.

'What's going on? Why can't it be resolved?'

Unconvinced, Number One repeated the word "release" several times in his mind, but his body still showed no sign of release. He looked at Naruto and asked, "Did you do this?"

"What the hell can I do?" Naruto was speechless and looked at Number One like an idiot.

He can control the release of clones, but he cannot control Number One, nor can he control the chef clones in the food court. Number One's special state is out of the scope of shadow clones.

"It's not you, it's..." Number One, who couldn't see the protective film on Naruto, turned to look at Senju Kaede, "Uncle, it's not that serious, is it?"

"It's fair. Didn't you say you wanted to give it a try?" Qianshou Feng waved his hand and removed the barrier. All the plans had been implemented, so there was no need to keep the barrier.

As soon as the barrier was removed, Black Zetsu and the others ran faster than each other. Without Senju Feng asking, they tacitly chose to withdraw from the competition.

As they left the stage, the chattering stopped and the stage suddenly became much quieter.

The clone also dissolved itself.

"I'll go down first," Qianju Feng waved his hand, ignoring No. 1's desperate look, and said to Naruto and the others, "You guys take your time!"

"Uncle, take me with you!" Number One stretched out his hand to stop him. He didn't want to be blocked in the toilet by Black Zetsu.

Once it really breaks out, he doesn't know if he will have time to get to other places.

He had shouted the word "eliminated" countless times in his mind, and just like Black Zetsu before, the detection mechanism did not respond at all.

"Hey! It's okay, it's not that uncomfortable. Just think of yourself as a constipated person. Think about A Fei, he wants to experience this feeling but hasn't had the chance yet!" Naruto patted No. 1's shoulder, seemingly comforting him, but he couldn't suppress the smile on his face.

Saitama also encouraged him, "Don't be afraid, use your willpower to overcome it, I once did..."

"What's wrong? Overcome?"

Looking at No. 1's hopeful eyes, Saitama shook his head: "No, I just want to remind you to remember to bring more paper, and it's best to choose a bathroom with a toilet!"

They had been squatting for too long, and if he didn't sit on the toilet, he was afraid that No. 1's legs would become weak and he wouldn't be able to hold on.

"I was wondering why those bastards were running so fast. It seems like they were just trying to grab the toilet!" Number One cursed and waved his hand to chase them away in a depressed manner. "Go away, go away, all of you, go and race with your own people, don't surround me!"

Just as Number One thought, Black Zetsu and the others did go to find a bathroom with a toilet.

The competition venue that was conjured up inside the convenience store had complete infrastructure, including toilets, but they were all squat toilets. Even those that were originally toilets were converted into squat toilets in a moment's thought by Ye Feng.

"Hygiene issues cannot be taken lightly!" Ye Feng said nonsense seriously, but anyone could see what he was actually thinking.

In the audience, two people left quietly. Having been tricked, they naturally wanted to see the joke.

Watching people go to the toilet is a perverted behavior. With their identities, they are not capable of doing such a perverted thing. They just want to see if the people coming out of the toilet will have their hands and feet weak and hold on to the wall.

Rin returned to her normal self as soon as she stepped down from the stage. As a counter to Obito and Kakashi, she was not activated. Obito was defeated too quickly, so she was unable to exert her due effect, which made the scene less lively.

Lin herself was somewhat fortunate. Obito had already been miserable enough. If she appeared again, she wouldn't have to say anything. She could just put her neck in someone else's hands and Obito would have to be captured obediently.

"Uncle, I won't come here again!"

The kind-hearted Rin always felt that it was not good to deceive Obito like this.

"There probably won't be any future. They agreed themselves that all conflicts will be resolved in this competition, and future competitions will probably be normal." To be honest, Ye Feng himself didn't believe it. Not to mention others, just Black Zetsu and Number One, if the two of them had some free time, they would write his name upside down.

He estimated that the two of them would only be well behaved for a few days at most, and after a few days, they would return to normal.

You curse me, and I curse you back. If we didn't know each other, we wouldn't curse each other too harshly. Who knows where our ancestors would be busy right now.

Lin didn't quite believe it. Obito was not an honest person. Kakashi was not here this time, but he might challenge Kakashi to a fight next time. "Whether there is a future or not, I won't come!"

It's good to be an honest spectator. If you really want to compete, you can always find someone to discuss and learn from each other.

Xiaonan bent down and picked up a cat that ran past her feet. She stroked the cat's back gently, listening to the cat's purring sound, and felt extremely at peace.

This kind of life is the one she likes. The new city has already gotten on the right track and she doesn't have to do anything. Everyone has a happy smile on their face. If she works a little harder, she will have no worries about food and drink.

It became impossible for anyone to starve to death in the new city.

She is already planning and preparing to train qualified personnel to take her place.

Waving at himself who had just stepped off the stage, Xiaonan walked over and said, "Hello, the other me. Let's go for a walk. Lin, let's go together!"

Konan from Ninja World 2 was worried that no one would introduce herself to the audience. Some were complete strangers, while others were familiar strangers. She could infer who they were based on their features, but even when she was alive before, she had never dealt with them.

"Let's go, Sister Nan!" Lin took the initiative to hold the hand of Xiaonan, the second in the ninja world, and held Xiaonan's arm with her other hand, "Uncle, we're leaving first!"

"Go ahead!" Ye Feng didn't even turn his head back. He took out his phone and recorded the No. 1 on the stage who was already having an attack and was spitting crickets everywhere. "When you see Tsunade, tell her that she lost!"

"Tsunade-senpai ran away again?" Lin snickered, not surprised at Tsunade's behavior at all. As she walked out, she said to Xiaonan, the second in the Ninja World, "Tsunade-senpai is used to losing and is often chased for debts. I didn't see the other me, so I guess I was taken away by Tsunade-senpai!"

It was her instinct to be chased by someone for debt. As soon as she saw that she was going to lose, even if she had not gambled any money, she pulled "Shizune" and ran away reflexively. It was not until she ran out of the convenience store that she realized that she had pulled the wrong person. She had pulled away Rin, the second-ranked Ninja in the Ninja World, who was sitting next to Shizune.

"Why are you holding Piglet?"

"This isn't Tuntun..." Lin was about to explain that this was a small pet bought by the Omni-King's little friend, but was interrupted by Tsunade.

"Forget it, it's all the same. I just happened to be out, so I'll go shopping in the food court. Can you drink? Have a drink with me!" Tsunade was a little confused about how to deal with Kato Dan and Jiraiya. Choosing either one would make her feel sorry for the other. "Damn Ye Feng, couldn't you have told me in advance!"

"Uh..." Lin, the second in the Ninja World, whispered, "Senior Kato Dan was resurrected by Number One, and has nothing to do with the uncle!"

"That's the damn Number One, he deserves to be caught!" After scolding Number One harshly, Tsunade pulled Lin towards the food court.

When Lin and Konan from the First Ninja World found Tsunade in the food court, the table was already filled with wine bottles. Lin from the Second Ninja World, who never drank, was also forced to drink a few glasses by Tsunade, and her face was slightly red.

The No. 1 chef clone who was cooking had a pair of panda eyes and was mumbling to himself while shaking the pot. When he saw the few people coming, he was like seeing a savior: "Sister Nan~ Granny Tsunade beat me, you have to take charge for me. Hey, two Sister Nans? I'm drunk even without drinking?"

"Why are you drunk?" Bang, she punched the chef clone on the head, and Tsunade grabbed the chef clone's neck from behind, "How many times have I told you not to call me grandma, am I old?"

"Then what should I call you? Call you sister? Isn't that a violation of generations?" The chef's clone struggled, but he was only assigned to cook and he didn't have much strength at all. How could he possibly break free from Tsunade who had such extraordinary strength?

Tsunade didn't use too much strength. The clones were basically fragile and would automatically disband if attacked. "Just call me sister, just call me sister. You don't care whether it's connected or not. We are on our own!"

If they really followed seniority, it would have been a mess. Minato would have to call Naruto his junior brother, and Naruto would call his teacher Kakashi his senior brother, but at the same time he is Kakashi's uncle, so this relationship is so complicated that even the rocking chair at the door can't be understood.

Konan was helpless in response to the chef clone's cry for help. According to seniority, she had to call Tsunade "Uncle Master", but obviously that was not allowed, and there was no such way of addressing in the ninja world. They only knew about it when Ye Feng said so last time outside the Kusagakure Village.

"Tsunade-senpai!"

The three of them greeted Tsunade, and couldn't resist Tsunade's lobbying, so they stopped here.

"What are you looking at? Start cooking your food!" Tsunade kicked the chef's clone and flicked her fingers, opening the wine bottle caps one by one and placing a bottle in front of each of the three people.

"You just asked me to stir-fry the food, but I didn't see you eating it!" The chef's clone muttered, and the spoon flew up, "As if I would poison you?"

Who dares to poison Tsunade? Tsunade was once known as the strongest medical ninja, and today, she still holds this title.

Whenever she lost money gambling, Tsunade would run to other worlds to avoid debt. With the frequency of her gambling, she almost became a frequent visitor to the Dragon Ball world.

The academic atmosphere there is the strongest. Bulma, Orochimaru and others are all there. Even if Tsunade is not motivated, she will inevitably participate in the research. Over time, her medical level will improve.

It was also because she was lazy that she chose the field she was most familiar with. Otherwise, with the convenience store's ability to revive others, Tsunade could have just given up.

The attention shifted to the ring. Number One, who had transformed into a maggot, was crawling on the ground without stopping. He didn't care about his image at all, nor did he care about Naruto and the others who had formed a circle around him, leaving a gap.

Naruto regretted not bringing his cell phone, otherwise he would have filmed this scene: "This is so fake, I wasn't as bad as you back then!"

"Nonsense!" Number One squeezed out the words with difficulty, "You know the toilet is right next to you, why don't you try it on the stage?"

The only bit of dignity he had was supported by his willpower. If he lost control, he would lose not only his pants but also his face.

Although it is embarrassing now, at least I didn't make a fool of myself.

The Peach Lama in his body was even worse. At least Number One had experience in going to the toilet, but he had none at all. He didn't understand why the illusionary self felt so uncomfortable before, but now he knew.

The mental torture of being afraid that he would poop in his body, and the churning in his stomach, the double torture, were the reason why No. 1 was in so much pain.

"You must hold back, I tell you, don't believe any of your bullshit," he repeatedly told Tao Lama, not knowing whether it would work or not, and threatened, "If you dare to expose even a little bit inside me, even if you poop in your pants, I will pull you out and kill you!"

"It's all your fault!" The torture of abdominal pain made Tao Lama mentally collapse. "If you hadn't insisted on bringing me here, how could I have been tricked? You don't have the brains, what are you planning? You are an idiot, you obviously have the strength, but you don't crush me, you just play around, don't you want to kill me, come on, just die and put an end to it all!"

Pants? It's so funny. He doesn't have any pants at all. He is in a soul state now. The clothes on his body are all illusions. If he really can't hold it anymore, he doesn't even need to take off his pants. He can solve it right where he is.

Not only the hole below, the soul's state is indefinite. The reason why it maintains a human form is only because of its previous habits. When necessary, it can turn into a ball of light with no distinction between up and down, and a hole can be made anywhere.

I just don't know what will be excreted in the soul state. If it is something really dirty, then forget it. It's better to stay in human form, so that after changing back into human form from a ball of light, I don't have to know where the excretion outlet is.

"Please don't think about such disgusting things, okay? You are an idiot, you fool," Number One tried his best to control his thoughts, but Tao Lama, who had never experienced it, kept thinking about it. "You are not a contestant on the stage, why don't you just leave? Why do you have to disgust me here?"

"Can I get out?" Tao Lama's eyes lit up. At this critical moment of life and death, he didn't care whether he would return to Boruto's body or somewhere else after getting out. He shouted quickly, "I want to get out! I want to get out!! "

"What are you yelling about? Just think about it in your mind. There are tests... OK, he's out!" Number One envied Tao Lama's smooth escape. Because of his departure, Number One felt much better. He didn't know if it was a psychological effect.

"puff!"

Damn it, it was indeed a psychological effect. My body was very honest and did not let him go at all because of Tao Lama's departure.

"You are so brave!"

The crowd surrounding him dispersed instantly. Naruto covered his nose and gave a thumbs up: "You still dare to fart at this time, you... I admire you! I declare that from now on, you are the real body!"

"Ah!"

Number One had a devastated expression on his face, and a tear silently rolled down the corner of his eye. He no longer had the heart to defend himself. Whether it was true or not, how could he not know it himself?

Once a hole is opened in a dam filled with water, it cannot be blocked anymore. No matter who tries, it will be useless until all the water inside has flowed out!

Crackling, clacking...hiss——

Anyone who has had diarrhea knows that this is the correct sound, not the "dong...dong..." sound of falling into the water.

It's like a high-pressure water gun spraying, making your butt numb.

Lying on his back on the ground, No. 1 had silent eyes, not caring how the reservoir burst. He knew that he was finished, and that people would use what happened today to laugh at his future self.

In a trance, he seemed to see his future self, running towards him with a heart full of rage and eyes as big as bells.

It was getting closer and closer, and its copper-bell-like eyes emitted a dazzling light, as if it was looking directly at the sun. No. 1 felt his eyes aching extremely.

I couldn't help but blink, then opened my eyes again.

"Ok?"

How did the eyes turn into light bulbs?

And this ceiling looks familiar.

Rubbing his eyes in disbelief, Number One really cried this time: "I am still the most favored kid in the convenience store!"

Doesn’t it look familiar? It’s the bathroom on the second floor of the convenience store. He usually goes to bed here.

"Number One, do you want to merge?"

"roll!"