A convenience store opened in Naruto

"Why is it the toilet?" Saitama pressed the flush button again, and along with the sound of rushing water, there was also the sound of continuous spraying.

The force of the spray was so strong that a lot of water splashed onto his butt, but he couldn't stop to wipe it because he couldn't stop at all.

He missed the old toilet he used to use when he was in school, with a row of grooves that allowed him to defecate comfortably.

Instead of having to turn around and press the flush button from time to time like now, otherwise, it will really get clogged!

"I think I ate a bit too much!"

Saitama looked happy, but he couldn't help thinking that maybe he could eat less next time, adapt a little bit, and maybe he would become immune sooner or later.

In his dictionary, giving up is not an option.

It’s just too...

"It stinks!"

I forgot to turn on the exhaust fan in the bathroom, and Saitama himself couldn't stand the smell, so he simply pinched his nose and held his breath.

"Sniff sniff!"

Tornado floated to the second floor and frowned.

"What a stinky man!"

"You knew I was coming?"

I even cleaned it specially, but unfortunately, I have seen through your trick and the smell cannot be eliminated in a short time.

"Give up, man. I'm the woman you can't have!"

Tornado hugged her arms and raised her head high, looking unattainable.

Ye Feng opened the balcony window for ventilation, walked out of the balcony, and cleaned up the dishes on the guest table and dining table.

After putting the dishes in the sink, Ye Feng came to the living room and sat down. He leaned back on the sofa, put his legs on a corner of the living table, and turned on the TV leisurely.

"Huh?" Tornado looked down and saw nothing.

'Intentional, or to get my attention?'

Good job, man, you succeeded in getting me angry!

The body instantly appeared in front of Ye Feng, with an unhappy expression on Tornado's face.

"Man, don't think that you can arouse my curiosity by doing this. I tell you, forget it. We are from different worlds. Let me ask you..."

"Ababa Aba!" Ye Feng opened his mouth and pointed at his mouth, then pointed at his ears, and finally pointed at his eyes, waving his hands continuously, "Ababa Aba!"

"Mute? Deaf? Blind?"

Ye Feng nodded every time Longjuan said a word.

Tornado felt something was wrong and frowned: "Do you know where Saitama is?"

Her target is not Ye Feng, but Saitama. Compared to the mysterious Ye Feng in the rumors, Saitama, who has demonstrated his strength, is more likely to arouse Tornado's interest.

But people outside say that only Ye Feng knows Saitama’s whereabouts. If you can’t find Saitama, just ask Ye Feng.

She went upstairs and looked around, but she couldn't find Saitama in any room.

The only room that showed signs of recent human life was also deserted.

The whole room was empty.

'No, I'm deaf, blind and dumb, and you're still asking me?'

Ye Feng was surprised. After a moment of silence, he took out a pen and paper from his pocket.

It was not a contract, just ordinary paper and pen. He didn't have them originally, but he wanted them, so they appeared.

After writing and drawing on the paper, Ye Feng handed the paper to Longjuan.

Tornado didn't reach out to take it, but waved her hand gently, and the paper floated in front of her.

Looking at the curved map drawn on the paper, Tornado's brows furrowed even deeper.

"Can you draw it more accurately?"

The lines were crooked and Tornado had no idea where was what.

"You are making things difficult for a blind man like me!" Ye Feng said speechlessly, "It's already good enough for a blind man like me to draw the map from my memory. Do you still expect a mute like me to show you the way? Be careful or I will go to the Hero Association and sue you for discriminating against the deaf!"

If an ordinary person spoke to him like this, Tornado would have slapped that person away, but since he was a disabled person, Tornado really couldn't bring himself to do it.

"It's not safe here, leave as soon as possible!" After persuading Ye Feng to leave, Tornado turned around and prepared to leave without caring about Ye Feng's reaction.

"and many more!"

Ye Feng called out to Long Juan: "I am a cripple and it is inconvenient for me to go downstairs. Can you please be kind and have mercy on me, a disabled person? I still need 50,000 yuan for living expenses this month. Without this 50,000 yuan, I will not live beyond tomorrow!"

"Now that I've said this, you should have realized it, right?"

"Give!"

"Damn it, if I didn't have Sister Hui, I would have lied to you eight times!"

"Take it!" Seeing that Ye Feng did not respond, Tornado used telekinesis to control a stack of banknotes and put them in Ye Feng's hands. "Spend this money sparingly. It will be enough for you to live for a few months!"

If there was no mission, Tornado would definitely take Ye Feng away. Thinking of Genos downstairs, Tornado said, "Someone will pick you up in a while, just follow him!"

Genos is a mechanically modified human with a very high degree of modification. In today's world, a severely disabled person who is deaf, dumb, blind, and lame has no hope of survival at all.

Rather than living a miserable life, it is better to be transformed into a mechanical cyborg like Genos.

"I just wanted to cheat some money to make up for Genos's 'IOU'. You're making me feel embarrassed."

Are you really stupid, or are you just pretending? Stop pretending, you look too much like me!

Ye Feng put the money into his pocket, and the next second, it appeared in the cash box on the first floor.

Before he could say a few polite words, Tornado had already floated down the stairs.

"Dang Dang Dang!"

It was obviously a wooden door, but when Tornado knocked on it, it made a metallic sound.

"Come out, I have something to tell you!"

Genos, who was squatting in the toilet, suddenly shuddered and came back to his senses from the exhilaration.

The small bathroom was filled with a strong stench.

In the squat toilet pit, black liquid like gasoline was almost filling up the pit.

Bubbles were bubbling in the black liquid.

“Amazing, it’s really amazing!”

He was a modified human without the ability to use the toilet, but he actually felt refreshed after defecating.

He did not flush the liquid down. To be honest, he wanted to take it away and hand it over to the doctor who reformed him for research.

He wanted to know how this liquid was produced and why he had to excrete it... After it was excreted, he felt a lot more relaxed.

It's like the feeling of always carrying a sandbag and suddenly taking it off.

Moreover, he also wanted to know how these liquids were discharged... He clearly had no outlet for excretion.

"Dang Dang Dang!"

The knocks on the door became more urgent, and Tornado's voice became impatient: "Come out now!"

Come out just in time, and let me wipe your butt. It should be this part...right?

Genos was a little unsure, so he could only follow his feeling and wipe it with a tissue beside him.

He just wanted to throw it into the trash can, but after thinking for a while, he put the tissue aside temporarily.

Well, there is liquid on the paper towel, too, so maybe we can figure out something there.

'This is not excrement, this is not excrement!'

Genos hypnotized himself in his mind, how could a robot have excrement? They don’t even need to eat.

"when!"

The knocking stopped abruptly, Genos opened the door and walked out, closing the door behind him.

But in just a quick glance, Tornado had already seen and smelled it.

He instantly retreated outside the store, stood at the door holding his breath, with an unpleasant expression: "Don't you robots understand any human rules?"

Don’t you know to flush the toilet after using it? Don’t you know to throw used tissues into the trash? Don’t you know to turn on the exhaust fan when using the toilet?

"Don't ever call yourself a human being again!"

"Uh..." Genos didn't know how to explain. He wanted to say that it wasn't excrement, it was... forget it, it was excrement.

"I'm a robot, repairing broken parts in the bathroom. That's not excrement, you misunderstood!"

But, I know that you don’t know. You should understand what I mean, right?

If Tornado could understand, she would not be fooled by Ye Feng. It was also the first time that Ye Feng felt guilty for fooling others.

"I don't care what you are doing. There is a disabled person upstairs who needs your help. The person behind you can transform him into a robot as well." Tornado really didn't want to stay here any longer. She always felt that the store was full of filth. It smelled bad upstairs and downstairs too.

Reformed people are highly accepted in society, and many people at the bottom of society cannot find a way to be reformed.

There are many types of cyborgs, and mechanical transformation is just one of them.

So Genos was not surprised to hear the word "transformation" come from a hero's mouth, because not everyone has superpowers, and not everyone has been practicing since childhood. Being transformed is their only way to resist monsters.

But when did a disabled person appear upstairs?

He knew very well that not everyone had the ability to come here, and the word "ghost town" was enough to explain how dangerous this place was.

Genos frowned: "It is very irresponsible for you to bring a disabled person here!"

If the disabled person was really brought about by Tornado, then he would have to re-evaluate the definition of the Hero Association.

The focus of the Hero Association is on the word "hero", and protection is the core of a hero.

How can you be called a hero if you just randomly throw a person, a disabled person at that, into such a dangerous place?

Genos couldn't help but feel that Tornado had changed.

"What are you talking about?" Tornado instantly became angry. "It was you who brought people here, and asked a disabled person to cook for you and clean up the dishes. You are a robot, why are you pretending...?"

The more he spoke, the less confident he became. Tornado realized that he seemed to have been deceived.

A lame man put the dishes and chopsticks into the sink with ease.

A blind man drew the lines with a pen.

A deaf person can hear her voice.

A mute who speaks with great vigor.

???

!!!

Tornado felt a surge of anger rushing to her head, and the frustration and anger of being deceived made her face as red as blood.

"What disabled person?" Genos was confused. "Only the store owner and Mr. Saitama are upstairs. The food was also prepared by the owner. How can there be a disabled person?"

There is only an "XX" boss who can trap you without you knowing it.

Genos couldn't think of a suitable adjective. He felt that Ye Feng was not simple. Regardless of his strength, this trick of deceiving might be a superpower, a superpower that could make people obedient.

It was as if a heavy hammer hit Tornado's head hard, and her body shook a bit, and she almost couldn't keep floating.

"Damn it!"

How dare you play tricks on me? How dare someone play tricks on me?

With anger overwhelming his mind, Tornado rushed to the second floor at an incredible speed.

"Wait!" Genos shouted anxiously, "You are no match for him!"

Even someone as stupid as him could fool Tornado. So facing Ye Feng who had the superpower of deception, Tornado was simply asking for trouble!

……

"Click!"

The bathroom door was opened from the inside. Saitama's face turned pale, his legs were shaking, and he had to hold on to the wall to steady himself.

"You've already broken the record. If this is the competition, you'd definitely be the best!" Ye Feng gave a thumbs up and asked jokingly, "On this track, no one can be your opponent. How about you challenge your limits again?"

Saitama hates the word "limit" the most. Ever since he achieved success in his training, he has had no opponent. It only took him less than three years to experience the feeling of loneliness of a master.

Now that a new track has appeared on the top of the mountain, Saitama, who is eager to taste defeat, nodded without hesitation and said, "Yes!"

Even if Ye Feng didn't say it, he would challenge himself and block the toilet in the bathroom. He, Saitama, will become the king of the bathroom!

"Good courage!"

Ye Feng clapped his hands and said, "Put on your clothes first. When it's night time, I'll personally do it as a reward for your challenge!"

Saitama's eyes lit up. When playing games, "Number One" told him many times how powerful Ye Feng was, but it was that he had too few opportunities to make a move. Many people had never received personal guidance from Ye Feng.

He didn't know that Number One was Naruto disguised as Saitama, so naturally he didn't know the second half of the sentence that Naruto didn't finish.

"There are many people whose dark histories were exposed by the uncle!"

"Okay, I'll get dressed right away!" Saitama nodded quickly.

His current physical condition does not allow him to fully respond to Ye Feng's teachings. Saitama wants to perform at his best to face his first defeat.

But first, he had to rest.

'You'd better cook for yourself tonight, otherwise you won't be able to recover! '

Thinking of his impending failure, Saitama felt his blood boiling.

"Ha ha!"

"abnormal!"

Saitama had his hand on the doorknob and was about to open it to go to his room and put on his clothes, but before he could react, he was slammed against the wall by an invisible force.

As soon as the angry Tornado went upstairs, he saw a naked man making a perverted laugh, which made him even angrier.

Although she knew that she was wearing revealing clothes, she would never allow anyone to desecrate her body, even if they just thought about it!

With a blow filled with anger, the annoying pervert was knocked away, and the tornado flew in front of the culprit Ye Feng.

With red eyes, Tornado seemed to be about to spit fire, and glared at Ye Feng: "Do you know the consequences of lying to me?"

"When did I lie to you?" Ye Feng pretended to be confused and showed an innocent expression, "Even if you want to beat me up, you should at least give me a proper explanation, right?"

"You still want to explain? Fine, fine, I'll let you die knowing full well!"

With his chest heaving rapidly, Tornado summoned the "map" that was thrown into the trash can and placed it in front of Ye Feng.

"Didn't you say you were blind? How did you draw a map?"

"My nickname is Blind Man!" Ye Feng explained calmly, and explained the route on the map attentively, "Look, this dot represents you. You were facing me just now. This half circle means you have to turn around. This corner line means you have to turn left. And look at this, this is a right turn!"

"Then walk straight ahead and knock on the door. The Saitama you're looking for is in the bathroom at the time. He's the one you just knocked away."

There was nothing wrong with the map he drew. According to Tornado's position, as long as she followed the lines on the map, she would be able to find Saitama in less than a minute.

Although most of the time was wasted on understanding the map, the route on the map itself was absolutely accurate!

"I knocked Saitama away?"

Tornado couldn't help but look back, but there was no trace of Saitama on the wall, only the bathroom door that was not closed tightly.

'Why hit me in the stomach?'

Saitama sat back on the toilet and felt something sticky under his body. He was caught off guard and didn't close it tightly, so some of it was exposed.

'Vulnerable!'

Being able to easily knock Saitama away made Tornado’s confidence soar.

"Okay, your reason makes sense, but what about the deaf man?"

Now you have no excuse, how could a deaf person hear me?

"I can lip-read!" Ye Feng pointed at his mouth. His mouth didn't move, but it made a sound. "I can also do ventriloquism. I said I was crippled because I stepped on a nail just now. Look, the nail fell from his body!"

Genos, who had just come up, hurriedly felt his body up and down.

Before he came, he had a brief fight with the mosquito demon, but was defeated and knocked away many times. It was originally assembled by hand, so if a nail was loose, he might not be able to detect it.

"What a far-fetched excuse!" Tornado was so angry that he laughed. He changed the subject and said expressionlessly, "Do you think I'm a fool? How can there be nails on a robot?"

If there are any, they are just screws and nails which simply cannot sustain the intensity of the battle.

"Screw!"