A convenience store opened in Naruto

"Hello teacher, my name is Genos. There was a monster just now and it was you who dealt with it!" As soon as Genos heard Saitama's voice, he immediately lowered his head. He was afraid that he would see something he shouldn't see.

The thoughts in my mind have run wild, heading in an unpredictable direction.

Saitama suddenly realized: "Oh, yes, I remember now, but why are you here?"

He didn't think Genos was someone who came to visit him. The people who came before him didn't carry anything in their hands, but Genos was carrying a lot of bags, and it was obvious that he was just passing by or moving.

Thinking of this, Saitama reminded: "You'd better leave quickly, it's not safe here, there are a lot of weirdos!"

Having seen how powerful Saitama is, there is no way Genos would leave.

"Teacher, I came here specially to visit you!"

His head was still lowered, but his posture was a little strange, and he still maintained the striding posture as if he was going up the stairs.

"I'm really sorry for visiting you without any reason. This is..."

Looking back, he found nothing. Then Genos remembered that the gift he brought to Saitama was vaporized by the flames on his body in the previous battle. He immediately smiled embarrassedly.

It was destined to be a vain smile, as Saitama couldn't see what expression he had when he lowered his head.

"What is this?" Saitama craned his neck curiously. He didn't see what Genos was carrying. "I saw you carrying a package before. Do you want to settle here?"

"This is not a good place to settle down. You are too weak!"

"No, no!" Genos waved his hands and said, "The package contained gifts for the teacher, but the disciple was too weak and could not save them from the monster."

"What? That's mine?" Saitama was shocked. "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

If you had told me earlier, would those things still be gone?

"Damn mosquito!"

God damn it, those were all his stuff, and now they’re gone, all gone!

The light in Saitama's eyes disappeared instantly.

Genos didn't quite understand why Saitama was so excited, so he said embarrassedly, "Teacher, I'll go back and buy it right away!"

In less than two days, there was very little that could be investigated. No matter how Genos looked at it, he couldn't believe that Saitama, who was an ordinary person three years ago, could grow to this level in less than three years.

Not only him, many people don't believe it. They suspect that there is an organization behind Saitama. It is not known how big it is, but it must be mysterious!

It was so mysterious that they didn't even know when the convenience store opened downstairs of Saitama's house.

No information about Ye Feng could be found in the database.

At least some of Saitama's "fake" information could be found out, but Ye Feng seemed to have appeared suddenly, with no trace of his previous life, nothing at all!

What made them very strange was that they had clearly instructed their subordinates to visit Ye Feng first and then visit Saitama. However, once they arrived at the places, those subordinates seemed to have lost their minds, completely ignoring Ye Feng's existence and went straight to Saitama.

This strange thing made them dare not try again.

Saitama can even run around the earth. There must be people more powerful than Saitama in the organization behind Saitama. They now suspect that Ye Feng is one of them, and he is here specifically to monitor the effects of the experimental subjects.

That’s right, Saitama must be a product of an experiment. It doesn’t make sense and it’s impossible for someone to go from being a powerless person to being almost invincible in less than three years.

In less than a day, Saitama went to almost every corner of the world. The energy generated by running caused the equipment they used to detect abnormal energy to explode, and a row of question marks appeared, all indicating the unknown.

And Saitama’s hair, he’s not an experimental subject, how could it be possible for it to grow so fast?

Is it a clone, a cyborg, or a mechanically modified human?

They don't know, but they all want to win over.

Anyway, they saw that Ye Feng did not stop their people from visiting Saitama.

'Go through Saitama and then climb up to Ye Feng!'

This is what they think.

Believe it or not, information can be falsified, but strength cannot be faked. Genos didn't think much about it and turned around and left, eager for revenge.

"No need to buy it, I have everything I need now!" Saitama also turned around and said.

The move was complete, and he had used up all the coupons he had accumulated. The store provided food and accommodation, and there were endless games to play. The opponent he longed for would also appear soon. He really couldn't think of anything else he was missing.

'It feels like my life has suddenly come full circle!'

Even if he is short of money, he can go out and fight monsters. Killing endless monsters also allows Saitama to not worry about future funding sources. What's more, the store can also pay wages. Oh wow, double the happiness!

"La la la~"

Humming happily, Saitama returned to his seat, took a deep breath, and began to devour the delicious food in front of him.

'Risk makes me strong!'

It’s just diarrhea, it won’t kill you. If you don’t eat such delicious food, you’d be a sinner!

Genos didn't know whether to leave or go upstairs because he was afraid of seeing the shocking scene.

But he was really unwilling to give up, as he had finally found this opportunity.

'I am a robot, I am a robot!'

The hypnosis in his mind could not convince himself that he was a mechanically cyborg, not a robot, and there were still traces of humanity on his body.

'With your mouth?'

As soon as this thought came to his mind, Genos retched and successfully made himself sick.

He shook his head desperately to get rid of the idea, and when he thought of the goods he saw when he went upstairs, Genos' eyes lit up.

Ye Feng on the second floor paused while eating and was also disgusted by Genos's thoughts.

"Does using your mouth matter to you? Pah!"

Soon, Genos stood at the stairs with a bag in hand.

"Clatter, crash, crash!"

He deliberately made the bag in his hand make a noise, and Genos' voice also rang out.

"Is the boss here? I'm here to buy something."

"You haven't left yet?" Saitama also reacted, "Don't call me teacher, I'm just a clerk!"

When a customer came, Saitama showed a not very professional reception attitude, stood up, walked towards Genos and said, "If you want to settle the bill, you have to go downstairs!"

"It's just as I thought!"

Seeing Saitama's bathrobe, Genos once again confirmed his guess. He quickly said, "Teacher, I want to become your disciple. This is my gift!"

"I know it's too shabby, but teacher, as long as you're willing to accept me, I can give you anything you want as long as I have it!"

Saitama felt a little overwhelmed by the constant address of "you", as he had never heard anyone address him with a respectful title.

"You and I……"

Saitama waved his hands and said distressedly: "I can't teach you, I don't know anything!"

He glanced at Ye Feng, thinking that Genos could become Ye Feng's disciple, and he himself would have to ask Ye Feng for advice.

But this glance caused Genos to misunderstand, and at this moment he took the rumors from the outside world seriously.

Ye Feng's clothes were intact, which made Genos wonder who was One and who was Zero.

He didn't quite understand these things, so he stood in front of Ye Feng and bowed deeply.

"Please allow me to take Mr. Saitama as my master!"

"No, no, compared to you, I think I am much simpler!"

Ye Feng’s words made Genos feel confused.

'It's impossible for someone to read minds!'

"What if I can do it?" Ye Feng's voice echoed in Genos' heart.

Genos' heart skipped a beat and he raised his head in disbelief, just in time to see Ye Feng's half-smile.

"Use your mouth, hold hands and do a big spin," Ye Feng's face was full of intriguing thoughts. "You are so young, but you know a lot. If you put this into practice, you would have already... Oh, look at your body, you can't practice on your own, you have to rely on others to upgrade your equipment!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, how pitiful! Let me give you an idea. Draw comics, the kind with colors. With your rich imagination, you can become a god in the eyes of perverts within a year!"

Saitama sat down again. He already knew the risks. If he didn't hurry up, he would soon turn into a jet fighter.

Genos' face turned red, as if his computing power was overloaded, and white smoke came out of his head.

"Sir, I don't understand what you are saying!"

"I'll just assume you don't understand!" Ye Feng ate his meal slowly and reported a number, "Thank you for your patronage, a total of 50,000!"

Genos did not doubt whether Ye Feng's offer was normal. He just stuffed some food into his bag as an excuse to go upstairs.

"it is good!"

Genos froze again when he reached into his pocket. He had forgotten that his clothes were also damaged in the battle with the mosquito monster.

"Can I owe you first?"

He himself didn't know how he said this, but after he said it, he felt like he had lost something, something called shame, which was moving away from him.

"Ha!" Ye Feng laughed.

What you think of in your mind is the image of others without clothes, but you don’t realize that you are the one who is walking on the street naked.

"We don't have a credit policy in this store!"

"Pfft~"

"Hold it!"

Ye Feng yelled at Saitama: "I told you not to eat, but you insisted on eating!"

Didn’t you see that Genos’ eyes have become strange when he looks at you?

Saitama covered his mouth with one hand and his butt with the other, and he had already eaten up all the food on the table.

He didn't dare to leave his seat and could only send out his distress signal with his eyes.

"Snapped!"

Seeing that Saitama was about to lose control, Ye Feng snapped his fingers and teleported Saitama to the toilet in the bathroom. The bathrobe automatically fell off Saitama's body the moment he entered the bathroom.

With a click, the bathroom door closed automatically.

In order not to affect his appetite, Ye Feng also strengthened the sound insulation, so Saitama's cheerful voice did not come out at all.

"Teacher Saitama..." Genos frowned, unable to understand how someone who was fine just now could have changed so much.

He hadn't noticed before that Saitama was feeling unwell.

"You haven't eaten yet, right? Sit down and have something to eat." Ye Feng made an invitation that Genos could not refuse.

When Genos reacted, he had already sat down, still holding the bowl and chopsticks in his hands, and the snacks used as an excuse were placed beside his legs.

'What, what happened? Why couldn't I move just now?'

"You are too exhausted and you are hallucinating!" Ye Feng put some food in Genos's bowl and said, "You can use hatred as a driving force to move forward, but you can't let hatred overwhelm your reason. You think I am controlling you, but you are wrong. You are controlling yourself."

"I controlled myself?" A bunch of garbled codes appeared in Genos' electronic eyes, and his heart was in turmoil.

"Yes, you controlled yourself!"

After eating his fill, Ye Feng put down his bowl and chopsticks, lay back and said comfortably: "Just like now, your bowl is full of food. You know that you are a mechanical body and can't eat anything, but your mind as a human tells you that you can eat these and they are delicious."

"Your brain and your body are in conflict. If you eat, you can't digest it. If you don't eat, you'll feel hungry, even though you don't have a stomach or digestive organs."

"Why don't you think about it yourself, are you a human or a cyborg? You have to know that the word 'monster' has the word 'human' in it, so they are also transformed from humans."

"Think about it again, are you a human or a weirdo?"

"Am I a human or a monster?" Genos muttered. His mechanical electronic eyes could not see his eyes, but from the expression on his face, he had already made his choice.

"I am a human being, I am a human being!"

He growled, speaking his thoughts out loud.

"I'm not a weirdo!"

"What happens when people are hungry?" Ye Feng's voice was full of lazy temptation.

"People eat when they are hungry!" Genos answered with certainty.

Belief seemed to have awakened his human instincts. Looking at the bowl and chopsticks in his hands, he seemed to smell the tempting aroma of the food, and the heat from it penetrated into his brain through his nostrils.

"Ang ang ang..."

The chopsticks flew up, and the food passed through the esophagus and entered his stomach.

That's how it was in his memory.

But from Ye Feng's perspective, the food was normal while Genos was chewing it, but once Genos swallowed it, the food changed.

It turned into energy and flowed along the cables in Genos' body and the energy-transmitting pipes to his limbs and bones.

'Well, robots can have diarrhea too!'

Ye Feng, who had come to the conclusion, instantly lost interest in Genos' body. He pointed downstairs and said, "There is a bathroom downstairs. You can go there. If it is blocked, you can deal with it yourself!"

God knows what the robot will pull out, and he has no interest in spying on it.

"Gululu~"

'I have a stomachache?'

If Genos's electronic eyes could express emotions, they would definitely be disbelief.

'I don't even have this function, why do I have a stomachache?'

There were electronic components and various compressed weapons in his stomach. Genos realized later that his clothes were gone, but he was not too panicked because he had nothing on his lower body or back, everything was made of metal, so he was not afraid of being seen naked.

So the question is, how do you go to the toilet if there is no hole in the back?

He could clearly feel that the restlessness in his body was directed downwards, and he felt nothing at all upwards.

His human memory told him that he should go to the toilet instead of cleaning the empty bowl.

"Excuse me!"

Genos stood up, clamped his legs together, and went downstairs in a very awkward posture.

"Are you the boss here?"

Without bothering to talk too much with the person in front of him, Genos pointed upstairs: "I'm not, the boss is upstairs, you, you have to be careful!"

He knew the person in front of him, the second-ranked S-class hero in the Hero Association, codenamed "Tornado".

Although he is less than 1.5 meters tall, his aura is that of 2.5 meters.

She has a baby face and speaks in a soft and sweet loli voice. She has short green curly hair and wears a black skirt that is slit to the waist.

Many people will be deceived by her appearance, and only those who have fought with her will know how terrifying she is.

The title of S-class hero was not given to her by herself, but was earned through fighting!

It was only when Genos' stomach ached so much that he could no longer bear it that he realized that he had been fooled without realizing it.

Those meals must be fake, and they must contain hallucinogenic substances.

It doesn't matter that I'm a man, but if a tornado hits me, I'm afraid the earth may not be able to be saved.

Tornado frowned. She didn't know Genos, but she could tell from the metal skeleton all over his body that he was a mechanical cyborg.

In today's world of weirdos, many people modify their bodies to protect themselves.

But what made her feel strange was that mechanical humans could also have diarrhea?

If it doesn't have that function, why are you installing it?

"Hmph, false person, despicable lies!"

Who can make me be careful? Who can defeat me?

Thinking of a bald guy who grew hair, Tornado decided to retract his thoughts for the time being.

It’s not that she was afraid of Saitama. Before the fight, she was confident that she would not lose to anyone. It’s just that Saitama’s speed is something she hasn’t figured out a way to restrain yet.

In the toilet on the first floor, Genos squatted down as he remembered. He hadn't used this posture for a long time. He moved his feet uncomfortably, feeling that something was wrong.

“Why not the toilet?”