My Arknights Life Diary

"Ge~ What nonsense are you talking about, De Gouzi, I, obviously, don't have a mouth that is too strained, and no wine can make me, ouch!"

Tu Fang said this, and rolled over, away from Texas, trying to raise his hands, then staggered to his feet, but he just fell to the ground again.

Tu Fang now feels like himself when he was a kid, pinching his nose and spinning around like crazy. Once he tried to stand up, he felt dizzy.

The final result was just falling on the ground with one foot.

"Ugh."

Texas sighed. She was not offended by Tu Fang's slightly insulting

(Gouzi, Gouzi is Pello. Some Luper on Terra, especially in Syracuse, hate being mistaken for Pello. Some of them think that a guy like Pello who can't even control his tail is very rude.

In the Syracuse region, especially in some large families, Lupus are usually taught at a very young age how to control their tails and ears to prevent inadvertent emotional exposure.

He felt angry at the name he was given, so he picked up Tu Fang who was collapsed on the bed and dragged him onto the sofa.

"Well, what happened to Tu Fang?"

Turtle, who was stuffing cake into his mouth, noticed Tu Fang, who was dragged to the sofa by Texas. He was a little confused, then put down the cake in his hand and ran towards the sofa.

"Hmm? Ugh! Wait!"

Xiao Ke noticed Guigui's actions, and then she also saw Tu Fang slumped on the sofa, but she chose to stuff all the cake in her hand into her mouth before following him.

"Sister Texas, what happened to Tu Fang?"

Guigui looked at the unconscious Tu Fang and asked with some concern.

"He's drunk. He just needs to take a rest."

"Oh, that's good, but what is wine?"

Turtle's old problem has come back again.

“…Just treat it as a drink.”

Texas didn't know how to explain that thing to the little guy in front of him, so he gave an ambiguous answer.

"Wine, drinks, can Xiao Ke have a taste?"

Xiao Ke's voice suddenly appeared beside the two of them. This silly dog ​​seemed to have taken the wine as an ordinary drink. Then she became greedy again, and her tail wagged like a hula hoop.

"no!"

Texas refused sternly. Xiao Ke's mention of drinking just now made her break out in a cold sweat. She remembered clearly that this little guy couldn't drink much.

It is easy to have hallucinations due to drinking too much, and then go crazy. Thinking of this, Texas felt phantom pain in his head again.

"Ah? Why!"

Xiao Ke was a little depressed, his ears drooped and his tail stopped wagging.

"........Children should not drink alcohol."

"Okay... Come to think of it, Tu Fang also seemed to have said that children can't drink alcohol or something like that."

Xiao Ke said this with some disappointment. After making sure that Tu Fang was okay, she planned to go back and eat cake, and Guigui did the same.

Afterwards, everyone continued to eat, drink and have fun, and the party came to an end. At the end of the party, a question was put in front of everyone.

That is how they should deal with Tu Fang, this guy, who is still lying on the sofa in a daze, his language is still unclear, and his expression is still confusing.

It can even be said that it has become more confusing, the language is a bit...

"Ge~Oh, I like you, I like you too... Hey, who are you, a bad dog? Oh, Zi Zi, you are a very cute Zi Zi........."

I can only say that the "wine" is quite strong.

Just when Angel Neng and the others were planning to find a place and a bed for Tu Fang to lie down, the little guys in Tu Fang's family stood up.

They said they could ship the coating back.

Of course, if Tu Fang could speak at that time, he would definitely say that this method was unnecessary. He did not want to use a method that would most likely appear on TV. However, he was already drunk and his language organization skills were very poor, so he naturally could not say such words.

Later, Xiao Ke and the others lifted Tu Fang up like ants moving things.

Among them, Xiaoke, as the leader, supported Tufang's shoulders, Guigui supported Tufang's waist with both hands, and Hong supported his legs.

As for the lamb? This little guy, who was born weak, naturally sat on Tu Fang's body. This practice did not do any harm except that Tu Fang felt his chest was stuffy and breathing became difficult.

We still don’t know what Tu Fang was thinking when he was drunk and experienced this social death.

But what we know is that when Xiao Ke and the others took Tu Fang away like this, Angel was quite hot, she even took out her terminal to take a photo...

Of course, this is still considered good. When these little guys, plus the freak group composed of Tu Fang, take to the streets, that will be the real social death.

The slightly shy Caprini at the top, the half-dead guy in the middle whose race cannot be determined, and the three little Perros running hard at the bottom (Turtle was sandwiched in the middle and was subconsciously mistaken for Perros by some people.)

This extremely eye-catching scene successfully made most people on the street take out their terminals to take pictures. Of course, there was also good news. Since these little guys ran very fast, most of these people could only take a picture of their backs.

Of course there was bad news as well. The noise made by Xiaoke and the other little guys was too loud, and they were already being stared at by countless pairs of eyes.

Being on the news is inevitable!

.................

Boom boom boom!

"Hey? Oh, there's a knock on the door. Is Xiao Chen back?"

Tallulah, who was distracted while watching TV, was startled by the sudden knock on the door. After she came to her senses, she stood up from the sofa, muttered to herself, and walked to the door and opened it.

Then........

"Tu Fang?! Wait, why are you so drunk?"

As soon as she opened the door, Tallulah noticed Tu Fang, who was being held up by several little guys and looked even more confused.

"I don't know. Sister Texas found out that he was already drunk when the prescription was applied."

Adele, the little sheep standing nearby, spoke up.

"Well, I see."

As Tallulah said this, she bent down and took Tu Fang from the hands of the little ones who were holding him up.

Tu Fang experienced Tallulah's princess hug again, but...

"Uh... I like your burp~ You smell so good..."

Tu Fang, who was picked up, said this with a dazed look in his eyes, which made Tallulah's old face blush.

"Uh, ahem, what are you talking about...the little ones are all here..."

Tallulah said shyly.

"Uh...I've been playing...da da...since...since 93...etc., um, etc. like...uh...ta, ta ka chen ta..."

Tallulah:..............

Tallulah was certain that this guy was drunk, and what he just said was probably just rumors, which made her embarrassed for nothing.

"Well, Sister Tallulah, put Tu Fang on the bed and let him rest for a while. We are going out to play!"

"Well, remember to be safe when you go out for a stroll."

"Got it, got it! Ahem! Listen to my command, the Ceope Expedition Team is about to set off!"

After completing the task, Xiao Ke and his companions ran away again at Xiao Ke's command. Of course, Xiao Yang wanted to say something when leaving, but before she could say it, she was carried away by Xiao Ke.

Talulah looked at the people who had disappeared in an instant, sighed, and carried Tu Fang into the house...