My Arknights Life Diary

"The game is over, what should we do now?"

Tu Fang followed the emperor out of the room. On the way back to the emperor's room, he asked this.

"Well... let's go back to the room."

"What about after we return to the room?"

"Hmm... I don't know. Play if you want to, eat if you want to, and rest if you want to."

The emperor said this casually.

"How about we have a party to celebrate two consecutive wins!"

The burgundy-haired head of the Archangel suddenly popped out from between the Emperor and Tu Fang, and gave his proposal with a smile.

This party animal looks like he’s going to do something powerful again.

"Hmm... OK!"

The emperor could not think of any reason to object, so he agreed.

"Great!"

Archangel cheered, then left the team and trotted off to get some things for the party.

"Hey, when was the last time you had a party?"

Tu Fang thought of something, turned his head and asked Texas behind him.

"Two nights ago, the Angel of Power called you over, but you seemed to have something else to do and didn't go."

"Oh."

Tu Fang also remembered that he seemed to have gone shopping in the commercial street with Tallulah that night, so he rejected the invitation of Angelica.

After all, that guy Angel Exia holds parties every few days, and Tu Fang can't always have time to go.

By the way, when Tu Fang and Tallulah were shopping, Tallulah also saw a lot of supplies needed for the Integration Movement.

She planned to buy all these things and then ask Tu Fang to deliver them to the camp. Tu Fang naturally did not refuse. Those things are now lying in a certain space.

"Having parties every other day, doesn't Sister ever get tired of it?"

As Tu Fang said this, a Q version of an Exia figurine popped up in his mind, muttering "party party apple pie" over and over again.

"Never, the Angel's passion for partying has never diminished."

Texas replied. In her memory, Angel had always been enthusiastic about parties. She felt that even if there were parties for a month, Angel would not get bored.

Compared to the casual chat of the first few people about the Angel Party, the kids behind were much more innocent.

"Party? Eat a lot!"

Xiao Ke keenly captured the key words. In this guy's memory, among the information about the party, the element of eating occupied a considerable part.

“Eat a lot!”

Turtle agreed excitedly. Although she was forgetful, she vaguely remembered that there were a lot of delicious food at the party.

“Eat a lot!”

Hong didn't know what a party was, but she could tell from what Xiaoke and Guigui said that a party should be delicious.

"Uh...eat a lot...eat a lot?"

Adele the Sheep noticed what some of her friends said and felt that it would be inappropriate if she didn't say so, so she echoed them.

"Eat a lot (Lamb: Eat a lot, eat a lot)" X4

Finally, the little guys shouted in unison. Of course, the lamb's tone was still as weak as usual.

................

There is not much to say about the party itself. This party, like many parties organized by Archangel, is filled with eating, drinking and having fun.

Tu Fang and Angel of Exorcism have attended at least 20 parties like this. It was only at the beginning of the party that he would go crazy with Angel of Exorcism.

Later, I went to Texas to drink her specially made wheat juice. After all, Texas's craftsmanship is really good, ever since I tasted the wine that didn't taste like wine for the first time.

Every time Tu Fang attends a party, he always goes to Texas to drink a few glasses of wheat juice.

In response to this, Tu Fang himself said: My name is Tu Fang, and I originally thought that I didn’t drink alcohol. If I hadn’t been holding a glass of Texas specialty wheat juice in my hand, I would have almost believed it.

Of course, strictly speaking, Tu Fang is not against drinking, he is against getting drunk, being drunk is really a nuisance, and now, there is not much wine in the whole Terra that can make Tu Fang drunk, so now Tu Fang is not interested in drinking.........

Well, in most cases, he is only willing to drink Texas special. After all, Tu Fang doesn’t really like the taste of alcohol. He prefers sweet water to alcohol.

"Texas! Two more please!"

Tu Fang drank the liquid in the cup, which clearly contained wine but did not taste like wine, and then threw the cup back to Texas.

"Ah."

Texas nodded and went back to mixing the drinks.

Tu Fang sat on a chair at the bar, leaning against the bar, looking at the little guys eating and playing on the other side, feeling a little emotional.

I'm only in my early 20s, and I already have three little guys following me.

"Tu Fang, go on!"

Texas said this as he slid the glass along the bar towards Tu Fang. Tu Fang steadily intercepted the glass midway, picked it up and took a sip.

"Yeah, that's the taste, Texas, how on earth did you make the drink taste so different from wine! If you hadn't told me it was wine, I would have thought I was drinking a beverage!"

"Hmm? Do you want to learn? By the way, this is already your 17th cup. Your alcohol tolerance is increasing really fast. You were already confused after only three cups at the beginning."

"Haha, can I understand that you are complimenting me?"

"as you like."

Texas poured it casually while wiping the cup.

...............

As they were drinking, Tu Fang suddenly disappeared from the bar without anyone noticing, and no one else noticed this and continued doing their own things.

So what on earth did he do?

"Hurry up and take it out, that's it!"

"I know, I know, Your Majesty, don't be anxious, I have a lot of things."

In the corner of the room, the Emperor and Tu Fang sat opposite each other, and the reason for all this was because the Emperor wanted to find Tu Fang to get some good stuff from the previous civilization.

Hey, I found it! But the label is a little wrong, it's the third brew, Dadi seems to say it's the first brew, forget it, it's the same brand anyway, it's almost the same.

Tu Fang said this, and found an empty glass bottle, and took some liquid out of it. Then, in the physical material universe, a glass bottle containing transparent liquid appeared in Tu Fang's hand.

Tu Fang uncorked the bottle and put it to his nose and sniffed it.

Mm, a smell of alcohol.

"That's it! I haven't had this stuff in probably ten thousand years!"

The emperor said this excitedly, and took out two small glasses from behind him. Then he snatched the large glass bottle from Tu Fang and poured some into each of the two glasses.

"On the hour?"

The emperor picked up a glass and handed it to Tu Fang and asked.

"Hmm...try it."

Tu Fang took the wine glass handed to him by the emperor. He felt that he would not get drunk now, and nothing would happen if he stayed up for a while.

only..........

The premise is that Tu Fang drank just ordinary wine, not the technology and hard work produced by the previous civilization.

If Tu Fang had taken a look at the introduction of this so-called wine before drinking it, he would not have drunk the whole glass in one gulp.

Strictly speaking, this thing is not wine at all, but a product formed after the materialization and cosmic entity of a collection of concepts similar to wine.

The birth of this thing is essentially to satisfy some humans' pursuit of the feeling of being drunk.

Therefore, Tu's consciousness became hazy just after he drank the first glass of wine...but he himself obviously did not notice this. He was already drunk at this time and even asked the emperor for two more glasses of wine.

As for why he didn't ask for more, it was of course because he ran out of it. The emperor just took a gulp of emotion.

He blew the whole bottle of concept wine into his mouth and is now unconscious.

..............

"Found it. Tu Fang and the boss are here. They seem to be drunk."

Texas discovered Tu Fang and the Emperor behind the sofa, so he turned his head and said this to the Archangel behind him.

"Go~De dog, what are you talking about, I, uh, Go~ am not drunk, this QQ is drunk, haha, this QQ is lame~Go~"

"It's not as if, it's just that he's drunk. Angel of Energy, can you come over and give me a hand? Let's carry them both to the sofa first, shall we?"

Texas looked at the two people lying on the ground and said this helplessly. When she heard the three words "De Gouzi", she was basically certain that Tu Fang was completely drunk.

Because she often made wheat juice for Tu Fang, she knew very well that when Tu Fang's way of addressing her changed from Texas to German dog, it meant that this guy was drunk.