My Arknights Life Diary

"I'm just curious about something about the tail. For example, what is the 'texture' of Tallulah's tail like? I think the texture of her tail should be pretty good. It doesn't need to be softened specially, so it shouldn't be difficult to cut off the tail........."

"What the hell are you talking about? How come you're actually thinking about it? And what about the quality of meat? Do you really want to eat my sister's tail? You're a pervert!"

While shouting this, Chen Huijie grabbed Tu Fang's collar and shook him wildly. This shaking made Tu Fang completely sober. Only then did he realize that Chen Huijie didn't know that the "meat" he was talking about was not the meat that can be eaten.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, the meat quality I'm talking about is not the meat quality that you eat in a broad sense, but, to put it in words that you can understand, it's the physical strength of Tallulah's tail!

After all, I don't have a tail, so it's inevitable that I'm curious about the tails of those of you who have tails. But then again... Sister Chen, can I rub your tail? Fox... Huh, huh, huh."

Tu Fang got stuck in the middle of his words, and then he gave an extremely awkward fake smile. Everyone could tell that he was trying to hide something. Chen Huijie rolled her eyes at him.

"Why are you interested in tails now? You never had such thoughts before!"

"Well, because I worked as a hunter some time ago..."

"What does being a hunter have to do with being interested in tails? And when you said you wanted to touch the tail...how did you say that?"

By the time Chen Huijie finished speaking, she was already blushing. Looking at Tu Fang's as-a-matter-of-course expression, she really couldn't understand how he could say such embarrassing words without blushing or feeling nervous!

"You don't understand... Just tell me if you're willing or not. Just a touch of the tail, what's the big deal? I waved my hand for a moment, and the guy took the initiative to put his tail in front of me for me to rub. Forget it, if you don't want to, I'll go find Tallulah!"

Tu Fang didn't understand Chen Huijie's shame at all. After all, he didn't grow up in Terra. He only knew that the tail was a relatively important organ for Terrans.

Many Terrans pay great attention to the maintenance of their tails, and some even make some decorations on their tails. As for other parts of their tails, they have not taken the initiative to learn about them.

In addition, Xiao Ke, the silly dog, did not have any special reaction to Tu Fang grabbing his tail. Therefore, in Tu Fang's opinion, the tail is nothing special compared to limbs such as arms, and stroking the tail is at most an impolite behavior.

For those who are familiar with it, this is nothing. Of course, this is just what Tu Fang thinks...

"Ouch! Why did you hit me?"

Without giving any explanation, Chen Huijie hit Tu Fang on the head, then turned and left, leaving a message: "If you dare to touch my sister's tail, I will break your legs."

Although Tu Fang was confused, he no longer planned to catch the tail at this time. After all, there is an old saying in Yan Country that goes, "He who sucks things is a hero" (that's right!). Tu Fang felt that he should be a hero.

...............

Under the setting sun, the Angels planned to take advantage of the remaining warmth of the setting sun to play in the water.

Among these people is Tu Fang, who is the only one who has not gone into the water until now.

"Hey? Brother, are you planning to go into the water wearing this?"

"Yeah, can't you?"

Tu Fang was a little confused, because the clothes he was wearing could also be used as a swimsuit.

"Where's the one I bought for you before? Change into that one!"

"okay."

Tu Fang agreed casually and ran into a changing room built with movable boards.

He took off all the miscellaneous things on his body and changed into the clothes given to him by the Angel, but he felt that this swimsuit was a bit weird. After all, although it was not impossible to wear a men's swimsuit, it was a bit too weird on the upper body...

The black tight-fitting top, like a vest, was worn on Tu Fang's body, tightly fitting her skin. The strange thing was that the dress had no arms and not even any area around the armpits and collarbones.

But it covered Tu Fang's entire neck and extended from the neck to Tu Fang's lower abdomen, so Tu Fang had to pull up her swimming trunks to cover her belly button.

All in all, Tu Fang felt that the swimsuit bought by Angel was really strange, but he felt that he couldn't let his sister down, so he put it on.

And when she came in front of the Angel wearing this outfit......

“Puff….”

Angel couldn't help laughing, then took out his terminal and started shooting at Tu Fang.

"Brother, why are you wearing the swimsuit I bought for myself? Hahaha, look, it doesn't fit, it barely reaches your belly, hahaha!"

"Ah? Ah! Hahahahahahaha!"

As soon as the Angel of Energy spoke, the seaside was suddenly filled with a joyful atmosphere and laughter could be heard everywhere.

This made Tu Fang blush, and he went up to snatch the terminal from Angel Exia. Naturally, Angel Exia refused to give it to him, so he threw the terminal into Texas' hands.

Texas didn't want to mess around with Archangel, so she didn't pass the terminal on. She handed it directly to Tu Fang.

"I just checked and the Angel didn't take any pictures of you. If you're worried, you can check it out."

Tu Fang took the terminal, swiped through the photo album twice, and found that there were indeed no photos of himself. He breathed a sigh of relief, then threw the terminal back to Angel.

Then she awkwardly took off the swimsuit that was supposed to belong to Angelica.

"Give me your swimsuit too. Where is Xifeng? I'll take it with me when I go back to the locker room to change."

As Angel said this, she took back the swimsuit that originally belonged to her from Tu Fang and then threw it on a table on the beach.

On the other hand, Tu Fang took this opportunity to start his first dive into the water.

I don’t know if Tu Fang was thinking of doing something or what, but he didn’t go into the water directly. Instead, he lay down on the beach, as if waiting for something.

Soon, the question had an answer. A wave of the sea, or rather a lake wave, came and engulfed Tu Fang completely. Then, the wave went down and Tu Fang was carried a distance by the wave.

"Awesome! Sister Chen, do you want to try it? This feeling is really great!"

"Forget it. I feel like there's a reason why Xiao Ke followed you. Sister, stop looking. Let's go."

Chen Huijie said this and pulled the eager Tallulah into the water. This made Tu Fang feel a little disappointed, but he soon stopped feeling disappointed.

Because at this time, the two generals Guike behind him had already crawled on the beach like him.

Another wave came and the three of them moved a little further towards the deep water area...

............

After playing in the water, everyone went back to the shore. Tu Fang wiped the water off his body and started to tinker with the barbecue grill. Xiao Ke, the greedy girl, naturally followed him.

The Angel picked up the swimsuit that Tu Fang had worn before and returned to the locker room, but...

"Hahaha! (Boss, what do you want to talk to me about?)"

A dragon roar that was neither loud nor small was heard, and soon after it came boards flying in all directions, as well as a giant creature that was more than ten meters long and several meters high!

"Fuck! Lao Peng, why are you here?"

Tu Fang looked at the male fire dragon that suddenly appeared and fell into deep thought. On the other side, Chen Huijie, Tallulah and everyone from Penguin Logistics were stunned.

After they turned around, they began to look for weapons around them to deal with this unknown creature that might attack them...

...............

On this land, there is a group of special things. These things are as special as another group of things called behemoths.

They have existed since the birth of Terra civilization and have been active in this civilization. Their direct power may be far less than that of the behemoths, but they have all kinds of magical abilities.

No one knows how they were born, no one knows why they appeared on this earth, and almost no one is aware of their existence.

No, it should be Them, for as long as They wanted, They could be like Them and become the same as Them in their eyes.

And now, a small Xiosta has gathered five such beings.........well...strictly speaking, it should be around four...

"Here it is. Also, although I don't know how you turned my wool into something else, they really aren't. You've already eaten a lot of it. If you eat more, the sheep will be angry."

As Dolly said this, he shook the fat cat out of his wool.

"Tsk, so stingy..."

The very fat cat sounded somewhat dissatisfied.

"Oh? A new face."

A sharp penguin sound was heard, and the fat cat looked towards the source of the sound. It was a penguin.

"Well, Emperor, is Brother Kun here?"

"That chicken should be here soon."

"Hey, hello everyone, I just heard someone say my name."

Another sound suddenly rang out, and then a basketball flew over from the horizon, with a chicken standing on it.

"Hey, hey, you're awesome, brother Chicken!"

The chicken jumped off the basketball and landed steadily on the ground, looking extremely pretentious.

"Well, it should taste good if you coat it in bread crumbs and fry it."

The very fat cat looked at the skinny chicken and drooled again and again.

"Okay, here comes this annoying guy again, so what did you call us for, Dolly? And didn't the duck come with you?"

The emperor asked this in his sharp penguin voice. His time was very precious as he would be performing on stage in a while.

"Duck Lord didn't come."

The chicken said this and found a place for himself.

"I don't know, maybe because I'm bored."

Dolly turned over lazily and spoke like this.

"(Unspeakable penguin scream) I'm leaving!"

"Don't go, there's still one guy who hasn't arrived yet."

As Dolly finished his words, black smoke suddenly appeared at this place, and then a wolf with red eyes appeared in front of these beast masters.

"Red Wolf, long time no see."

"Sheep, why are you looking for me? And my name is not Red Wolf."

"That's what I called you before anyway, and you also have a wolf cub named Red, who calls you grandma. I think it's okay to call you Red Wolf."

Dolly jumped twice, apparently trying to seduce the wolf.

"Oh? Lord Wolf? Aren't these guys in Syracuse? Why are they here?"

Brother Ji was a little surprised when he saw the person coming.

"Chicken, I don't need to explain to you. Also, Great Emperor, you smell like another wolf."

"It's Zaro. You guys just like to engage in proxy wars. I don't like to meddle in your mess. Leave me alone!"

"Ah."

The wolf lord known as Red Wolf did not say much, even though he knew that the penguin in front of him had a "wolf" called Texas in his hand.

"So Dolly, what did you call me here for?"

Fat Cat was a little dissatisfied. He didn't care about these so-called fellow humans in front of him.

"I don't know. I saw that you actually came back from that place, so I pulled you over here."

"Oh, so I can go now?"

"No."

The fat cat was a little depressed when he heard that he couldn't walk. Then he noticed Dolly's fur.

He crawled into Dolly's wool again and began to eat, eat, eat, eat.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it looks like this new face's hobby is eating."

Brother Ji looked at this scene with some amusement.

"Oh, so what are your interests?"

"Singing, dancing, rap and playing basketball."

"Oh, I'm in Yan Country, where are you?"

"I'm over in Columbia."

"Oh."

The very fat cat stopped talking and started eating again.

"Everyone, I just thought of a game, a game I played in Syracuse."

"Tell me, sheep, what do you want to do?"

After hearing Syracuse, the wolf lord known as Red Wolf took the initiative to speak up.

"You have a wolf cub in your hand, and I happen to have a lamb here too. How about the game of wolf catching lamb?"

“Do you still miss those things?”

"Well, now that I think about it, when I was in Syracuse, I was running away from you guys. The days of flying around were really good. It was so interesting!"

Dolly's tone brightened.

"Wolf catches sheep. Sounds like a good game."

A very fat cat emerged from Dolly's body, licked the liquid from the corner of his mouth, nodded, and spoke like this.