My Arknights Life Diary

After the exciting water fight, Chen Huijie and Angel Exo also had some fun including but not limited to dancing and playing cards (a common card game on Terra).

Beach soccer, and even using thighs to hold watermelons (I declare here that there is absolutely no food waste here, all the watermelons that were squeezed to pieces went into Xiao Ke’s mouth!)

At that time, both parties were basically like this: if the bored Longmen patrolman (idle person in society) could open it, then naturally our Penguin Logistics (Guards Bureau) could open it too!

As for how such an outrageous competition came about, we can only say that it all came from Tu Fang's attempt to win the admiration of Xiao Ke and the others, so he made a living......

When Chen Huijie and Neng Tianshi, who were competing in blindfolded watermelon hitting in the distance, noticed Tu Fangzheng's work, their competition item changed from blindfolded watermelon hitting to clamping the watermelon between thighs.

By the way, Chen Huijie was reluctant to do this at first, but was encouraged by Angel and agreed. Please see the VCR for details:

(Angel: No way, no way, Officer Chen can't even do this, a cricket's thigh is holding a watermelon, we at Penguin Logistics can do this, but you at the Guards Bureau can't~ (I feel so scumbag...)

Chen Huijie: Nonsense! You guys can do it, and you still ask me if I can do it? The answer is of course I can! I can do it easily! Sister, bring me the melon! )

When Tu Fang saw this scene, he just felt a little overwhelmed... Two guys who looked quite lively were quarreling while crushing one watermelon after another with their legs.

Tallulah and Texas, who were standing on both sides of them, had expressionless faces and handed them a new watermelon after they had crushed it.

It seemed that the two people next to them were speechless at this time, but Texas doted on Angelica, and Tallulah also doted on Chen Huijie, so they didn't say much.

Originally, the competition between Chen Huijie and Angel was supposed to continue, but an accident happened in the middle, which caused them to stop the competition.

At that time, they were divided into two teams and were playing beach volleyball. At the beginning, it was just an ordinary beach volleyball game, but as time went on.

The two sides fought harder and harder, until finally, Chen Huijie used all his might and slammed the volleyball with all his might.

The sound was like a cannonball fired from a gun. Texas tried her best to block the attack, but she was unable to take it.

The volleyball flew directly out of the court and shot towards Tu Fang who was building a sand castle without slowing down. When Tu Fang vaguely felt the strong wind behind him and looked back, the volleyball was already within reach.

Feeling a palpitation in his heart, Tu Fang sat down on the ground, putting his hands in front of himself, but the expected impact did not come. Instead, what came was a gust of strong wind.

Nancy grabbed the flying volleyball with one hand and blocked it in front of Tu Fang. Then she threw the ball back to the beach volleyball court.

Then Nancy just quietly looked at the four people on the beach volleyball court. Under that sight, Nancy seemed to have said everything, and yet seemed to have said nothing.

"Are you coming again?"

The Angel of Power asked.

"Not coming, not coming."

Chen Huijie refused directly.

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After the exciting competition, it was a relaxing rest. The summer sun was still very strong even around four o'clock in the afternoon.

At this time, Croissant also pulled some of the remaining large equipment and brought Sora to the venue.

Then, they also joined in this pleasant rest.

"Texas! Help me put on some sunscreen!"

Lying on the beach chair, Archangel Exiah said this to Texas beside her and handed him the sunscreen in her hand.

"Ah."

Texas didn't say much, just nodded in agreement.

Just after this.

"Texas senior, please help me put on some sunscreen too!"

"Take me one too!"

Kong and Croissant spoke one after another. Tu Fang, who was standing next to Angel Exia, watched the scene and felt that Queen Terrawan was exerting her strength again......

"Hmm? By the way, brother, do you want to apply some sunscreen? I can ask Texas to help you with it!"

The Angel of Power thought of something, turned over, and said this to Tu Fang.

Tu Fang:..........What does this mean? Terra Magneto is going to evolve into Terra Succubus? And he is going to attack me? No! Why are you going to attack me? What kind of weird idea is this?

"No, I don't think I need sunscreen. Sister, you can rest here. I'm going to tinker with the barbecue grill!"

"Oh, okay."

When Neng Tianshi saw that Tu Fang disagreed, he did not force him, but just said this with some regret.

Tu Fang didn't stay here for long. After he finished speaking, he trotted to the barbecue grill.

This barbecue grill was brought by Croissant earlier. Angel planned to grill some meat at the party in the evening, so this barbecue grill was bought.

The chef of this BBQ is naturally Tu Fang, so it is only normal for him to check the condition of the oven.

But not long after he came to the oven, Tallulah's voice suddenly sounded behind him.

"Um... Tufang... Um, do you have time now? I want you to help me apply sunscreen..."

Tallulah blushed a little, but just before Tu Fang could react, another voice suddenly came out, and the source of that voice was Chen Huijie.

"Hey! Sister, don't you see that Tu Fang is busy over there? Come on! I'll apply the paint for you, let's go over there!"

As Chen Huijie said this, he pulled the unwilling Tallulah away.

Although Tallulah was unwilling, she was too embarrassed to refute him in person, so she could only look back at Tu Fang every three steps, hoping that he would take the initiative to ask her to stay.

only........

"Got it. Then Talulah, you and Sister Chen go over there. Let me see if there is a fire here... Hey, what is this place for?"

Tu Fang held the instruction manual and looked at the barbecue grill from side to side, with no intention of looking back.

Tallulah:.............

.............

I don’t know why the place Chen Huijie took Talula to was just not far in front of where Tu Fang was fiddling with the barbecue grill.

It was as if she was deliberately showing Tu Fang how she applied sunscreen to Tallulah. Her every move seemed to say, "Hey! Only I can apply my sister's sunscreen. Are you jealous?"

But Tu Fang obviously didn't pay attention to these at that time. Only until he had almost finished setting up the barbecue grill did he have the leisure to see what Tallulah was doing in front of him.

Tu Fang sat on a chair, leaning over a small table next to the barbecue grill, his eyes drifting towards the place where Tallulah was basking in the sun.

Then, Tu Fang's attention was attracted by something.

That was Tallulah's tail, covered with smooth, fine scales, and it was swinging comfortably and flexibly.

This made Tu Fang wonder...

What does Tallulah's tail feel like to touch? I think it should be better than Lao Pen's. After all, Lao Pen's tail is a bit prickly and not easy to stroke at all. If I want to stroke it better, I'd still choose Foxy's tail.

But if it comes to deliciousness, then Lao Pen’s tail is better than Foxy’s tail... Hmm... By the way, what does Tallulah’s dragon tail taste like?

I kind of want to try it. With my ability, it shouldn't be that difficult to painlessly cut off a section of Tallulah's tail and then grow it back again...

"Tu Fang, what are you thinking about?"

Chen Huijie's voice suddenly sounded in Tu Fang's ears. She had been looking at Tu Fang for a long time. This guy had been staring at his sister for a long time. Who knows what he was thinking about, something unclean.

"Oh, I wonder what Tallulah's tail would taste like."

Tu Fang obviously didn't think before he said this.

"Oh, what does Tallulah's tail smell like? Wait, what does Tallulah's tail smell like?! What are you thinking about!"

Chen Huijie reacted and said this immediately.

"Uh........I said I was just greedy, do you believe me?"

"(Longmen's mouth), it turns out you really want to eat my sister's tail!"

Tu Fang felt that Chen Huijie's eyes had changed when he looked at him. Only then did he realize how shocking it was for the Terrans to eat the tail he had just mentioned.

I can only say that this is all the fault of the Monster Hunter World. Some of his habits there were still brought to the land of Terra...