Siheyuan: Kick the deaf old lady to death with three kicks, it feels so good

In the cellar, Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang were like ants on a hot pan.

In just a few seconds, Yi Zhonghai was done.

Jia Zhang's face was full of resentment.

"Old Yi, are you trying to fool me? How long has it been? It's not even ten seconds, right?"

After Yi Zhonghai finished his job, he was like a frost-bitten eggplant, and his original majestic temperament disappeared a lot.

"As people age, they are a little less able to do things. It's impossible for them to be the same as before."

"Humph! I don't care. I want more. Since I'm here, I'll do it two more times."

How could Jia Zhang let Yi Zhonghai go when the fight hadn't even started yet?

At this moment, an argument was heard from above the cellar.

Yi Zhonghai was so frightened that he trembled all over.

"It's broken, we've been discovered, hurry up and pack up."

"It's over, it's over. My fame is over."

While Jia Zhang was packing her things, she was thinking of a solution in her mind.

"Don't be afraid, Lao Yi. Isn't this cellar yours?"

"Just tell me that you wanted to send some cabbage to my house in the evening, and I came here in person because I didn't want to trouble you."

"Catch the thief and the stolen goods, catch the adulterer in bed, all we have to do is put on our clothes and pretend nothing happened."

Yi Zhonghai couldn't listen at all at this moment. He was filled with regret.

If I had known this earlier, I wouldn’t have gotten involved with Jia Zhang.

"Who would believe it? Who would believe it? Who would believe that you and I were picking up cabbages together in the dead of night?"

"No, I am the eldest master of the Siheyuan, I can't be ruined because of this."

Taking a look at the piles of cabbages nearby, Yi Zhonghai had an idea.

"Sister-in-law, how about I hide in the cabbage pile later? You can just say you came to my cellar alone to get the cabbage."

After saying that, he prepared to go in.

Then Jia Zhang grabbed him.

"No. Haven't you heard of ladies first? I'll be the one to drill."

The sound above my head was getting closer and closer.

In the end, it was Jia Zhang who got in.

Yi Zhonghai stood in the cellar, waiting nervously for the cellar door to be opened.

.......

In the cellar, Liu Haizhong came over with a large group of people.

The fool in the crowd shouted deliberately.

"Second uncle, you said that the first uncle and Jia Zhang hid in the cellar? This is impossible, right? How could the first uncle do such a thing?"

Regardless of whether it is possible or not, Shazhu is still feeling it loudly.

Sha Zhu is now Yi Zhonghai's man, and is waiting to deal with Chen Xiangdong in the future and then make Yi Zhonghai fulfill his promise.

Chen Xiangdong was also in the crowd at this time, looking at Sha Zhu shouting, which was to remind Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhangshi, and then he directly covered Sha Zhu's mouth with his hand.

"Shazhu, what are you yelling about? If they hear them, wouldn't the master and Jia Zhang run away? Or are you, Shazhu, keeping watch for the master? Are you talking so loudly on purpose?"

Sha Zhu chuckled.

He couldn't beat Chen Xiangdong, so he could only give in for the time being.

"Look at what you said. Everyone in the courtyard knows that I have a loud voice."

Yan Bugui nodded, and his whole family followed behind him, so it seemed that the whole family came together to watch the show.

Xu Damao looked at Chen Xiangdong sinisterly in the crowd, preparing to take advantage of the crowd to trick him.

Soon everyone arrived above the cellar.

Liu Haizhong looked at the tightly closed entrance to the cellar. He had just watched the two of them go in with his own eyes.

Only a few minutes had passed, and I'm afraid they were both busy and sweating.

Liu Haizhong was very proud and ordered Sha Zhu to come over.

"Silly Zhu, open the cellar quickly."

Sha Zhu hesitated and looked reluctant. What if there really was an old man and Jia Zhang in the cellar?

Even if Jia Zhang is old and ugly, what if Yi Zhonghai likes her?

Then he hardened his heart and shouted at the top of his voice, issuing a final warning.

"Second uncle, what did you say? Do you want me to open the cellar?"

"Fuck you, open it for me now."

Liu Haizhong was so angry that he kicked Sha Zhu on the butt.

"If you yell at me again, I'll take care of you too, don't you believe it?"

After saying that, Liu Haizhong personally went to open the entrance to the cellar.

"Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang, both of you should put your hands on your heads. We already know about your embarrassing stories."

As soon as Liu Haizhong opened the cellar, the crowd rushed over.

Even though they are in their fifties, it is still an erotic scene and they don't want to miss it.

But the next scene made them a little confused.

Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang were each holding two large cabbages in their hands, looking up at the group of people in the cellar.

"Why are you all here? What happened?"

In the end, Yi Zhonghai pulled out Jia Zhang who was hiding in the cabbage pile. After all, he already knew what was going on in the cellar, so why wouldn't he turn over the cabbage pile to check it out?

Liu Haizhong was a little confused.

Seeing that both of them were fully clothed, it was impossible.

It's only been a few minutes, it can't be that fast!

Could it be that Yi Zhonghai is moving too fast?

"Master, don't try to quibble. You and Jia Zhang went into the cellar. Don't think I don't know what happened."

"Are you going to say that you delivered cabbage to Jia Zhang in the middle of the night? Do you think anyone would believe such a lie?"

The third uncle Yan Bugui beside him looked at the two figures in the cellar and shook his head.

I never thought that the uncle was really involved with Jia Zhang.

However, for the sake of the reputation of the Siheyuan and his long-term friendship with Yi Zhonghai, Yan Bugui still helped them to cover up the lie.

"Uncle, I told you a long time ago that I would send you off during the day, but you just didn't listen. Now you've been misunderstood and gossiped about."

Yi Zhonghai cast a grateful look at Yan Bugui, then said to Liu Haizhong.

"Lao Liu, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want."

"I know you don't like me and want to get me out of office, but isn't this method too shameless?"

"If I'm not mistaken, you were the one who called the people from our hospital today, right?"