Siheyuan: Kick the deaf old lady to death with three kicks, it feels so good

"What great achievement is that, Second Master? I don't quite understand. Didn't First Master and Jia Zhang go into the cellar to discuss something?"

Chen Xiangdong pretended to be a pure young man who had never done that and pretended not to understand.

Liu Haizhong grinned.

"You are still young and have not married yet. There are some things you don't understand yet. When you get married, you will know what it means to dig a cellar."

"Oh, so that's how it is!" Chen Xiangdong said with sudden enlightenment.

"Go, go, go, Xiangdong, go sit inside for a while."

"Uncle, let's do it another day. Youyou hasn't eaten yet and I have to go back." Chen Xiangdong refused.

Seeing this, Liu Haizhong did not force it anymore, and then asked Chen Xiangdong if he had told anyone else about this matter besides him.

When Liu Haizhong heard that no one else knew about it except him, he emphasized a few words.

Don't ever tell anyone, ever.

After seeing Chen Xiangdong off, Liu Haizhong returned to the house with a beaming smile on his face.

The corners of his mouth would twitch secretly from time to time.

This made the son and the boss nearby a little confused.

My wife asked.

"Old man, what were you talking about with Chen Xiangdong just now? Why did you keep laughing as soon as you came in?"

Seeing this, Liu Haizhong burst into laughter and did not answer his wife's question.

"Why are you still calling me old partner? From today on, you have to call me uncle. Not only you, but the other brats have to call me uncle from today on too."

"If anyone doesn't shout, you know the consequences. Don't blame me for not notifying you in advance."

After saying that, Liu Haizhong went back to the bedroom humming a little tune.

Liu Guangtian: "Mom, what happened to my dad today? Did he eat something wrong?"

Seeing her husband's abnormal behavior today, the second aunt began to recall what their family had eaten today.

"No, isn't it the same as usual, cornmeal steamed bread and cornmeal porridge???"

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On the other hand, when the third uncle Yan Bugui returned home, looking at the cornmeal steamed bread brought by his wife, he immediately thought of the white flour steamed buns from Chen Xiangdong's house.

Suddenly, I lost my appetite.

Holding a bowl of cornmeal porridge to fill my stomach.

Seeing my sons wolfing down the steamed bread, I felt so heartbroken.

You don't work all day, but you still eat so much.

Yu Li came back after having dinner at Chen Xiangdong's house and sat next to her husband Yan Jiecheng. The two of them chatted and laughed.

This undoubtedly made Yan Bugui even angrier.

"Really? Look at you guys. You don't work all day but still eat so much. Three steamed buns per person? You must be the reincarnation of a starving ghost!"

"And you, Yu Li, you help out at Chen Xiangdong's house every day, but you don't even bring some food home to satisfy everyone's cravings."

Yan Jiecheng, who was originally chatting and laughing with Yu Li, looked a little unhappy when he heard this.

After all, which man could bear to see his wife go to another single man's home to help out? If it weren't for his father Yan Bugui's earnest advice to him in private and even threatened him with food expenses,

Yan Jiecheng had already fallen out with him.

"Okay, let's stop talking, okay? Just eat your meal quietly." Yan Jiecheng slammed his chopsticks on the table.

Yan Bugui also became furious when he saw this.

He reached out and slapped Yan Jiecheng on the head.

"You are really thinking the opposite. What if the chopsticks break? You buy them!"

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After dinner, Chen Xiangdong coaxed Youyou to sleep.

I took out the laxatives I bought after get off work.

The medicine seller said that this medicine is used to treat constipation, and he repeatedly reminded me to pay attention to the dosage, otherwise the symptoms would be unbearable.

Looking at the white powder, Chen Xiangdong took out a piece of peach cake and sprinkled the whole bag of powder into it.

Then put the peach cake on the windowsill of your home.

He was sure that Banggeng would come and steal in the next two days.

After all, with the experience of stealing the candied haws last time, Banggeng has now awakened the blood of the thief saint, and it is impossible for him not to come and steal.

After finishing, he locked the door and lay on the bed to rest for a while, waiting for Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang to go into the cellar.

Chen Xiangdong doesn't want to miss such a good opportunity.

Time passed like this bit by bit.

Soon it was ten o'clock in the evening.

Chen Xiangdong put on his clothes and sat at home. Now he only needed to hear the loud shout from his bangs to rush to the cellar.

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Outside the Jia family’s door.

Liu Haizhong was squatting in a hidden corner, patiently observing every move in front of the Jia family's gate.

He had been squatting here for nearly two hours, and was shivering from the cold.

"Damn it, what time is it? Why hasn't that old man Yi Zhonghai come yet?"

"Could it be that Chen Xiangdong is playing a trick on me?"

But Liu Haizhong thought about it again and again in his mind.

There is no reason. He and Chen Xiangdong don't have any deep hatred, so there is no need to play tricks on him.

Besides, he had just praised Chen Xiangdong in front of everyone in the compound yesterday, so it was even more impossible for him to repay kindness with enmity and play tricks on him.

Just when Liu Haizhong was about to lose his patience.

A furtive figure appeared outside the Jia family's door. Judging from his body shape, he was exactly the same as that old man Yi Zhonghai.

He suppressed his inner joy and waited quietly for the knock on the door.

There were three knocks on the door; this was the secret signal for Yi Zhonghai to meet Jia Zhangshi.

"Three knocks on the door. As long as you knock on the door three times, it's Yi Zhonghai."

one time......

Two clicks...

Three times...

After three knocks, the door of Jia's room opened a crack, and a figure came out from inside. The two of them hugged each other and then ran straight to the cellar.

"Yi Zhonghai, you are finished today! I will ruin your reputation!!!" Liu Haizhong snorted coldly and came out from the corner.

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Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang trotted all the way to the cellar. Yi Zhonghai kept looking around, fearing that this scene between him and Jia Zhang would be seen by others.

"Old Yi, you are still so cautious. It's so late now, there's no way we'd be seen. Let's get into the cellar quickly, I feel a little cold." Jia Zhang helped Yi Zhonghai straighten his collar with tenderness on her face.

Yi Zhonghai looked around for a while to make sure that no one saw them, then he went in with Jia Zhang.

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On the other side, just as Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhangshi entered the cellar, the courtyard was in an uproar.

At this time, Liu Haizhong was shouting all over the courtyard.

"It's bad, it's terrible, Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang have gone into the cellar."

"Everyone, don't sleep, come with me to catch the adultery!!!"

After a while, almost all the people in the courtyard came out.

Except for the deaf old lady.

Then, led by Liu Haizhong, a large group of people ran to the cellar in a mighty manner.

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