The Happy Original God of Wastewood Xiaoxia
Chapter 28: The Secret of Pleasing the Rock God
"Help me see, what is the best slogan for today's advertisement?"
After getting to know Chu Xia, Hu Tao became even more enthusiastic towards her than towards Zhong Li, and completely treated Chu Xia as a VIP of the Wangsheng Hall.
Sometimes, Hu Tao would even invite Chu Xia to attend the funeral with her.
"Haha. Master Hu." Chu Xia forced out an ugly smile: "Do you know where Mr. Zhongli went?"
She really wanted to ask whether Ye Lan’s things were genuine, but Zhongli was not there.
"Hey?" Hu Tao didn't know when the man left. Chu Xia went to Liuli Pavilion, Xinyue Pavilion and other places.
It seems that he has gone on a long journey.
When she returned to her room, the lights were off. Chu Xia thought of Ye Lan and felt conflicted.
So she drank a glass of water, picked up the teapot, and refilled it. "Wow!!!" She realized it then.
There was actually someone sitting on the chair next to me.
Chu Xia was so scared that she screamed: "Who is it?"
Just as she was about to light the lamp, the other person sat up from his chair, took the cup from her hand, and said, "You are drinking my tea."
That matter-of-fact tone.
From the sound of it, you can tell that he is an emperor who is "easy to approach".
Chu Xia's legs went weak, and she seemed to have a hallucination of herself being locked in a small dark room.
She cried, "Sir, please spare my life!", which made Zhongli frown.
Sighing, "Why did you go crazy after going out?"
Zhongli helped Chuxia take the cup away: "This tea has been cold for a long time. I'll ask someone to bring you a hot pot."
If you're not the eldest brother, do you really think this is your home?
"You...how did you get in?"
"The food is getting cold." Zhongli said sincerely, "and you haven't returned my cup to me yet. So I had to come."
"Personally remind you."
Chu Xia then realized that he was using the tea set that he had borrowed from Liulixuan but forgot to return. It turned out that she had forgotten about this.
"Eat."
Next to Zhongli was a precious porcelain bowl filled with food. He looked at Chuxia expectantly, "How does it taste? Try it."
"This is my first time ordering, and I don't know if it will suit your taste."
"Delicious!" Chu Xia picked up the chopsticks on the table and took a bite of the dish he had not touched at all.
It was as if Zhongli had turned into her mother at this moment, asking with concern: Is the food delicious over there?
The tears in Chu Xia's eyes could not stop flowing.
"It's so good that you'll cry when you eat it..."
Seeing Chu Xia burst into tears suddenly, Zhongli also took a bowl and chopsticks and picked up some food for himself.
"It still doesn't taste good. I'm going to go out first."
He stood up and said to Chu Xia, "It's better to eat hot dishes. Don't eat these." He asked the waiter to make new dishes and send them in.
When day replaced night again.
After getting up, Chu Xia specially asked someone to do a dignified hairstyle for her that Zhongli might like, and she also wore more luxurious (old-fashioned) clothes.
I hope Zhongli will be more pleasing to her and stop coming to her room to cause trouble. (Zhongli: Please call it "care", thank you.)
“What do you want from me?” In the Hall of Rebirth, Zhongli was explaining the etiquette and history of the ceremony to others.
Chu Xia waited for a long time and said mysteriously: "Good news!"
Zhongli smiled, "Wait for me outside." Chu Xia's fresh look amused him, so he wanted to point out her unceremonious dress, "The buttons on this coat are wrong."
Chu Xia had her collar buttons unbuttoned by Zhongli, and she looked at him blankly.
It was not until Zhongli took a thread and helped her sew it perfectly that she clapped her hands in cooperation: "Mr. Zhongli is really well-informed!"
"I admire you!"
“……”, Zhongli was praised so much that he didn’t even explain.
On the contrary, Hu Tao saw the fun in it and said, "Are you treating Chu Xia like your daughter?
This is the first time I’ve seen you hold a needle.”
"So funny. Even more professional than Aunt Wang at the entrance of the village. Fortunately, I am a kind head of the hall and I didn't let you steal other people's jobs."
"The master is right." Zhongli modestly agreed with Hu Tao. But when facing Chu Xia, he always had a strange desire to win.
He wanted her to know how omniscient and all-knowing he was, so that he could give him the respect he deserved.
Who knew that Chu Xia would only use exaggerated praise to complement his performance, which further reduced his image.
"Master Hu, please stop joking with Mr. Zhongli." Chu Xia didn't know that she was regarded as her lifelong enemy. And this person's previous occupation was a god who had been in power for more than 3000 years.
Zhongli and Chuxia looked at each other and realized that her tone was very serious. He also reflected on his attempt to be friendly with her last night.
It's really too abnormal to do this suddenly.
Zhongli called Chu Xia to the teahouse where they usually discussed matters, and saw her take out a contract.
The handwriting is crooked, just like a dog's crawling.
"What's this?"
He resisted the urge to tear it off, trying to appear generous and calm, a true god.
Chu Xia scratched her face a little embarrassedly, "It's a contract."
Because she was afraid that Zhongli would find a reason to throw her into jail, she spent an entire night thinking about this brilliant plan.
"Is such that."
"First of all, you don't allow me to help the Fatui to make a profit. Especially the Fatui in Liyue, right?"
"Secondly, you are a god. And you are an acquaintance of mine."
"This can only be done by God, or someone with the title of God. You are the perfect person."
Chu Xia stood up from her seat, walked over to Zhongli, and happily gave him a back rub.
“Use the name of God to recruit people with God’s Eyes from all over the world to come to Liyue. Participate in the competition held in the name of the God of Rock.”
“Here is another gift from me to you.”
"Another one?" What is the other one?
Zhongli enjoyed this sudden filial piety, but he was puzzled. She even knew my birthday.
It seems that he wants to ask for something.
Only a few days had passed, and the kid had brought a new agreement. Was he trying to please him?
Zhongli stared at Chu Xia with such eyes, as if he wanted to see through her and understand her intentions.
But Chu Xia just said, "On the one hand, it can activate the sportsmanship that the people of Liyue don't have."
“On the other hand, it can boost the economy in all aspects, and by the way, it can also help Seven Stars sell more upgrade materials.
Those with divine eyes made money in the game and spent it in Liyue. Killing two birds with one stone."
“In the end, whether we leave or stay, Liyue will be more prosperous.
Power is money. People with bigger fists have more Mora in their bags. Don’t you agree? "
What kind of competition? It was clearly a competition to select tools to help her fight monsters and future bodyguards. But she said it was for Liyue.
Zhongli finally understood that she wanted to kill two birds with one stone and completely clear up their grudge.
“Let me think about it.”
In his heart, Zhongli affirmed Chu Xia on the one hand, but also denied her on the other.
"Then I have a condition." He didn't want to be the one who passively accepted her contract. So he emphasized, "You must help me improve my "Life Constellation" until your commission ends.
Otherwise our first contract will be void."
"ah??????????!!?!!"
Chu Xia's jaw dropped on Zhongli.
He actually said... fate... ah... constellation???
Chu Xia's reaction was exactly what he wanted. Zhongli asked someone for the paper and pen he usually used and rewrote the contract.
He used his favorite ancient style to write in an encrypted format that Chu Xia couldn't understand. Chu Xia laboriously asked him to translate it, confirming it word by word, so as to avoid being cheated by the black-hearted boss again.
"As far as I know, you already know what you want to ask. As for whether the items Ye Lan brought are dangerous, don't worry about it. I think you think too much."
"Then don't worry!" Chu Xia was not willing to be outdone.
"It's just a small thing for me."
Chu Xia would not tell Zhongli the real method to improve his constellation.
But since he wants to become a real "Martial God", she must make his dream come true on his birthday!
This is what a good and competent child looks like!
……
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