The Happy Original God of Wastewood Xiaoxia

"Ms. Chu Xia, can I have a moment with you?"

Appeared in front of the angry girl.

Zhongli simply went around a house and caught up with her.

Because Chu Xia's steps were heavy, it was obvious that she was suffering. Zhongli used his "strength" to block her way.

"Escape is not the only solution. With all due respect, you don't need to create pressure for yourself. It will be counterproductive."

He blocked the way ahead of her with rock formations.

The two-meter-high rock pillar was similar to the one that sealed the Ruota Dragon King, blocking all the dirt roads in the village.

Chu Xia thought that if he couldn't give her what she wanted to hear, she would turn around immediately. Those who care about justice and the overall situation, get out of my way!

"Please rest assured. I won't take up too much of your time. After listening to what I have to say, decide whether to go or stay. I won't stop you."

Zhongli put away the rock pillar and pointed to a nearby ruin.

"Let's go sit there together."

There were some stone benches and a broken table, as well as a stone tray with ancient utensils on it.

On the ground are items left over from the old days. This used to be a village and a ruined house.

It is sufficient as a temporary location for negotiations.

Zhong left and sat outside, "I know you are dissatisfied with me. It is understandable that you have complaints in your heart."

"Nothing like that," Chu Xia said lightly, "How dare I have any objection to a person as perfect as you."

His words were full of dislike for him, just like the day he met the lady, he didn't say it directly.

"...Please take a look at this first." In order to prevent the relationship from becoming strained again, Zhongli suddenly placed a piece of paper between them.

He picked up a stone from the table and pressed the paper down to prevent it from being blown away by the slowly rising breeze.

"I don't want to see it." But Chu Xia reached out and threw the stone away, then threw it into the grass with a snapping sound.

The stone bounced and fell into the puddle.

Even though he went against him like this, Zhongli didn't get angry.

"The wind is coming." He said, and the paper was immediately blown away by it.

Chu Xia saw Zhongli squatting down to pick it up himself.

The hem of his robe was dragging on the ground, but he had no complaints. This mysophobic guy didn't even frown when he bent over. It was too unreasonable.

What a "willing to serve as a servant to children"! ?

Chu Xia couldn't be mean to him anymore - he didn't care about his face anymore. Let's just listen to what he can say.

"……application?"

The paper contained a draft "Certificate of Admission", but there was no column for the applicant. It looked like a resume for studying.

"Is the resume above in your handwriting?"

The fabricated experiences were so rich that Chu Xia was embarrassed to say that she was a college student in her previous life.

Zhongli wrote that he had been the operator of a certain group, participated in the construction of large-scale projects, and had also written about economic investment cases.

What kind of ridiculous male-oriented plots are these?

We are a female channel here!

“What does this mean? I don’t understand it at all. Explain it to me,” she asked in a grouchy voice.

“Is the experience above too exaggerated?”

"So you know it yourself."

Believing that Zhongli was not deliberately setting her up, Chu Xia also saw the admission instructions of the "Government Academy", which mentioned many conditions.

What kind of place is that?

"Don't you think I'm very busy now?" she said politely. "If I continue to study, I'm afraid I'll be bald at a young age."

“……”, Zhongli put the paper back into his pocket.

"I know you are currently developing something that can cause negative effects. What I am providing is just a direction."

“In the future, after you and I fulfill the contract, I will help you enter the most famous school in the Seven Kingdoms.

You can learn things there that are useful to your goals.”

"School..." How did he know that I wanted to make "nutrient solution"?

Chu Xia felt that Zhongli was a little bit magical.

In particular, he added, "In the next few days I will discuss with Seven Stars about trying your enhancement items with you."

"This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. We will fully serve as your experimental subjects. Thus, we can help and test your abilities."

Inspection...test?

Go to school! No!

Chu Xia was in a state of panic. She had finally graduated in the real world, but Zhongli was pushing her into a new pit of fire!

He offered to give her a certificate and even gave her a reference format for writing an application. That school must be awesome.

Chu Xia never thought that playing a game could give her the experience of attending a prestigious university? This careful consideration was indeed to help her solve the problem.

Going to school would also allow me to get away from this controlling guy.

Chu Xia felt a little reluctant when she thought that she would not be able to see Zhongli again soon: Although this old man looks very fatherly.

At least she is pretty. Oh no, she is quite profound.

She was curious whether Zhongli was really willing to ask his friends to come with him as her experimental subjects. So she asked,

"How many holders of the Eye of God are there in your place?"

"Too many. Too many to count." Zhongli said, "Seven Stars and I, aren't our qualifications enough?"

"That's enough. I was just wondering, what were you guys talking about over there? I thought..."

"You thought I was scheming you."

Chu Xia nodded.

It is said that there are always dishonest businessmen. All businessmen will not get up early without profit. Zhongli must have other intentions.

But for now his proposal was in her favor.

……

“I thought you went back to the Hall of Rebirth.” Back at the water’s edge of Liyue Harbor, Ningguang leaned back in her chair, facing the sea.

She exhaled light white smoke rings.

His right hand slowly held a golden pipe, the tobacco inside was burning, the smell was very fresh, and it also had a somewhat refreshing effect.

It has the effect of caffeine.

Chu Xia quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, Lady Ningguang. I had a little problem, but Mr. Zhongli has already helped me out."

"What benefit did you give her?"

Ningguang's expression seemed to say this, but she didn't expose him.

She had known Zhongli long before the Emperor's death. He was a guest official of the Wangsheng Hall, keeping a low profile and his origins were equally mysterious.

At present, except for Ganyu, who has accompanied the Emperor for thousands of years, probably no one among the "Seven Stars" knows Zhongli's true identity.

Ganyu knew that the Emperor was not dead, thanks to Chu Xia who exposed the identity of the little ghost on the spot that day.

He wanted to take the opportunity to embarrass Zhongli, but ended up turning himself into "Lei Zhenzi" in front of Ganyu.

"I'm so sleepy." Ningguang stood up from the toffee chair and yawned lazily.

She covered her mouth, looking contented, while Zhongli played the background role. Ningguang handed him two portions of food and said softly.

"I've tasted it for you. As expected, what Miss Chu Xia made is more "interesting". I think it's a little special."

“You can try slowly.”

This indicated that their previous speculation was correct.

The food made by Chu Xia will undergo subtle "changes", which will have obvious benefits for those who possess the Eye of God.

"Then I'll go back first. The rest of the matter will be carried out according to the contract." After Ningguang left, Chu Xia lay on the chair.

Zhongli looked at her and fell asleep on the chair.

Chu Xia heard the cock crow while lying in the inn of the Fatui.

"I'm so tired... I think I'm back..."

Maybe they are afraid that the constant refreshing will scare others.

Chu Xia didn't care how he came back.

It is easy to imagine that she must have been "dead" and then resurrected, so Zhongli felt it was unbearable to just abandon her in the wild.

What a pity for those chicken wings. They are all "poultry meat"!

The meat of the original gods is mainly divided into three types: beast meat, poultry meat and fish meat. The most difficult thing for Chu Xia to catch is birds.

When she walked out of the inn, the waiter put a letter on the table. Chu Xia put the letter in the cabinet, thinking it was from the young master.

When I met Zhongli, I saw that he not only came by himself, but also brought an unexpected person with him.

"Miss Ganyu!"

Chu Xia recognized at a glance that this was the "God of the Big World" in the game - the five-star ice archer, Ganyu.

Ask Zhongli: "Is she here to help me?"

Zhongli nodded and said, "Ganyu is very reliable."

Chu Xia secretly complained: Didn’t you say you were going to retire?

Why do you enslave your former subordinates to help you regain your face?

"Hello... Hello, Miss Chu Xia!"

Gan Yu blushed and stretched out her right hand to Chu Xia, "I hope my appearance doesn't scare you."

She introduced herself and said, "I am Gan Yu, the former secretary of the Emperor. I have the blood of humans and Qilin in my body, so I look like this."

"Ah..." Chu Xia didn't expect Gan Yu to be so gentle, and immediately comforted her, saying: "The Emperor is gone, you must be sadder than anyone else."

After saying that, Ganyu looked at Zhongli and smiled without saying anything.

Fortunately, Zhongli didn't notice.

Chu Xia suspected that he also knew that his vest was long gone, and continued, "If you are tired from work and need a friend to accompany you for tea or other ways to relieve boredom, please contact me!"

"this is my name card!"

She handed Ganyu a handwritten business card. The handwriting on it was crooked and as ugly as the letter.

Zhongli looked away after seeing this and couldn't help but think: She is really confident. She is never afraid to expose her "innocence".

This handwritten signature alone could be turned into an IOU, or even countless IOUs, if it fell into the hands of a businessman with ulterior motives.

"Let me see." Zhongli thought and took the business card for Chu Xia. Ganyu saw that the Emperor was protecting Chu Xia so much, and he must value her.

In fact, except for Zhongli, everyone knew that he was the Geo King. Ganyu didn't say that she knew because Zhongli didn't ask.

Chu Xia accepted the commission. The three of them rode on the balloon and arrived outside the cave where the monster called "Explosive Tree" was.

"Just do as I say later." Zhongli walked in front and said to Chu Xia beside him: "Ganyu and I will deal with it."

"You stay aside, be careful not to get burned by the flames."

Chu Xia nodded and looked at the backs of Zhongli and Ganyu with suspicion - this Zhongli possessed by Morax.

They actually let an archer who can't provide shields for his teammates fight monsters together?

While thinking this, I prepared to watch the show with great interest.

A few minutes later.

Chu Xia leaned against the wall of the cave, feeling that she was about to be roasted by the heat from the explosive tree coming from the wall.

"The wall is a thousand feet high." Zhongli stood alone next to the explosive tree, hugging his arms, with no intention of attacking at all.

The explosive tree, stimulated by the outsider, changed from its sleeping posture on the ground to an attacking posture.

The fire all over the body hit the treetops and started to create a fireball. The blazing fireball ignited the ground...

The temperature in the cave was getting higher and higher, even a little scalding.

She...won't she help?

Chu Xia noticed that Gan Yu was standing next to her with a bow and arrow on his back, but he had no intention of helping Zhongli.

The Explosive Tree quickly sprayed out a beam of light from its mouth, raised its head, and attacked in all directions.

Ganyu didn't draw her bowstring until she noticed the weak spot in the crown of the Explosive Tree before shooting. Pah pah - two arrows, fast and accurate.

Poof——

After being hit.

The Explosive Tree twisted its body and fell to the ground again, dizzy and temporarily fainted. "Heaven Moves Everything!" Zhongli took the opportunity to use a big move to prolong the time it was controlled.

Then Ganyu shot a few more arrows with power, accurately hitting the body of the Explosive Tree, until it shook its head and woke up.

It starts to spin like an umbrella, and attacks with flames from its leaves. It spews fire from its mouth and twists its neck to attack Zhongli.

Zhongli didn't move at all, taking several of its flaming headbutts that looked painful.

"Shaking the heavens and the earth." After eating, he continued to cast a shield.

Ganyu was at a distance, shooting without any pressure, and once again defeated the defense mechanism of the Explosive Tree, paralyzing it on the ground.

Chu Xia was stunned – when did Zhongli become so powerful?

If your own output is not enough, just bring an archer with you. It’s free labor, awesome!

Therefore, the look in her eyes when she looked at Zhongli returned to being fiery.

Just like a flaming tree, it couldn't wait to rub Zhongli's thighs hard and hug them tightly.

Speaking of which, she almost got Ganyu, but she didn't expect her to be so powerful. But how can she get along well with Ganyu?

Others helped her, but she had nothing to give in return.

I can only make some beneficial dishes to relieve Ganyu's fatigue.

It seems that Ganyu likes working the most, and she was really touched that someone came out to work for her.

"where are you going?"

Seeing Chu Xia suddenly walking towards the cave entrance, Zhongli called her, "There are monsters outside, be careful or you might fail."

"That's true." Chu Xia did not act on her own. From that moment on, she began to respect Lord Yanshen who could make her happy.

"Huh..." Ganyu wiped the sweat off her face. After several rounds of fighting, she felt much lighter, yet a little tired.

It's a very strange feeling, but not a bad one.

“It’s almost done.” When the Explosive Tree was about to die, Zhongli said to Ganyu, “Go and prepare.”

"Yes!" Ganyu put away her bow and arrow and walked towards Zhongli in the center of the cave.

Chu Xia was about to say: "Don't go and die! You don't have a shield!"

The explosive tree suddenly spewed out fire, burning the beautiful Ganyu into a light blue ghost.

Seeing this, Zhongli picked up his gun and used his ultimate move "Sky Star" to finish off the Explosive Tree, successfully killing it.

Chu Xia rushed over to save Gan Yu, but he walked towards the remains of the Explosive Tree indifferently.

Several fiery red gems of different sizes and shapes, as well as a miniature fire core, were picked up from it.

The strange thing is that when these things touched his hands, they were not absorbed and dimmed, but still shone like stars in the universe.

It also has a scorching temperature.

"This will be kept by the Seven Stars.

As Ganyu's hard work fee."

He deliberately handed the gem to Chu Xia, enjoying her expression as she stomped her feet in frustration.

"You..." Chu Xia's lips trembled with anger.

Blushing, she said, “How dare you peek at my letter!”

He was so straightforward, just to irritate her!

Zhongli took back the items dropped by the Explosive Tree and said seriously: "Otherwise, how would I know when I am fulfilling the contract for you."

"You are thinking about how to share my victory with the Fatui?"

Chu Xia was ashamed of what he said. He lowered his head and looked at Gan Yu's ghost: "I never thought of keeping it all for myself. That was all in the past."

Seeing her attitude, Zhongli softened his tone and said, "That's more like it."

He asked Chu Xia to take Ganyu to the statue, and the two of them sat on the slime balloon. He reached out and touched Ganyu's little ghost, and found that it was not a physical entity.

"So you have to pay the price." Zhongli said with emotion, "At least help save some face for the Rock King."

This is your focus!

"……" Chu Xia was awakened by Zhongli's words and fully realized what she had done to make him unhappy.

Indeed, at first she just wanted to use a small amount of plot plug-ins to change the young master's situation and make him treat her better after he gained the advantage.

Make the most important Zhongli her umbrella of protection.

But unexpectedly, the smart people in these games are not easy to deal with.

She overlooked the most important thing in a man's life:

face!

After getting off the balloon.

Chu Xia resurrected Ganyu and returned to the Explosive Tree Cave with Zhongli to pick up Ganyu and return to Liyue Harbor.

On the way, she decided to make a new contract with Zhongli, no longer to help complete the commission, but to establish a "deeper partnership" with him like the deal with Tartaglia she wrote in the letter.

This way he will have nothing to say, right?

Zhongli dismissed it, "New ones are fine. Old ones are not."

"You'd better behave yourself." He signed the new contract with his beautiful ancient Chinese signature, which completely crushed Chu Xia's chicken-like handwriting. It made her hate him so much that her teeth itched.

Ding-dong-

Your favor has been received.

Zhongli's favorability has risen to level 4, and he is about to surpass Xiao...

magic……

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