The Happy Original God of Wastewood Xiaoxia

"...Master Hu." Zhongli heard everything upstairs.

Coupled with Chu Xia's frustrated look, he inexplicably wanted to laugh.

“This Miss Chu Xia doesn’t trust my abilities.

Let her come with me. I will do my best to change her mind."

He walked down the stairs slowly, his long legs slightly bent, peeking out from under his elegant robe.

Zhongli showed a helpless expression, "By the way, you can get to know me, a "recognized" guest official, again."

"Okay!" Hu Tao happily took Chu Xia's purse.

"Very good!" Chu Xia looked at them with a forced smile.

"Let's go." Zhongli showed her the way.

Chu Xia no longer had the idea of ​​singing a different tune or making trouble for him. She thought that the reason why she was unwilling to give up was that she didn't want to give up so quickly.

He looked at Zhongli again.

There were not many people here, so he walked slowly. Some fishermen from the nearby port were unloading their cargo, while others were sunbathing on the deck.

"Since you are the God of Contracts," Chu Xia could only try to use his personality a little more, "You should be able to sign a contract with anyone, including me..."

"I promise you." This trick worked unexpectedly well.

Zhongli accepted Chu Xia's "contract" immediately without listening to the specific requirements.

"You're so sudden... You won't regret it, will you?"

"Of course." Zhongli shook his head firmly, "Whatever you ask for, I can do it."

Is this the confidence of the God of Contract? I doubt that Zhongli has never been cheated by anyone. Chu Xia didn't know whether to cry or be happy.

This old man dares to take on anything.

It turns out that Zhongli is the Flathead Brother of the contract world.

Her wonderful expression also made Zhongli laugh.

I had expected that she would come to bother me again.

Zhongli's words could also help her let go of her prejudice against him for wanting to avoid her last time, which would be conducive to the conclusion of a new contract.

"It's a deal!" Chu Xia came over and made a pinky promise with Zhongli, "Whoever tells a lie will have to swallow a thousand rock pillars! The contract is done!"

Her heroic expression made it seem as if she was the God of Rock.

Morax looked at the proud finger.

“Hurry up and say ‘Those who break their promises will be punished by the Rock God’!” She pointed to her chest.

"It's the punishment for eating rocks," Zhongli corrected Chu Xia and folded it back.

"Oh oh." Chu Xia did not argue.

At this time, a layer of blue light slowly rose from Zhongli's body surface. Chu Xia became confused.

Could it be that signing a contract could improve his favor?

He nodded perfunctorily again, "Let's go eat. It's my treat."

She had made a lot of dirty money from the young master's promotion and salary increase, so she should give back to the gods here. Zhongli then walked towards a store she often visited.

"Chu Xia!" Xiang Ling appeared from nowhere and patted Chu Xia from behind and said, "Are you still going to upgrade tonight?"

“…Upgrade?” Xiangling’s words attracted Zhongli.

"What do you mean by that?"

"It's Mr. Zhongli. Hello~," Xiangling bowed.

I have a deep impression of Zhongli, this special diner. He is always well-mannered and has a high level of aesthetic taste for food.

"No need. Aren't you going to meet your friends from Feiyun Chamber of Commerce?" Chu Xia said. Xiangling then remembered that Xingqiu wanted to meet Chu Xia. So she told Chu Xia about this.

“Okay.” Chu Xia had heard that Xingqiu was a “Four-Star Water God” with high strength, so she happily agreed.

"It just so happens that I'm going to have dinner with Mr. Zhongli tomorrow, so you can ask Xingqiu to come along. I'll wait for him."

Their lively conversation left Zhongli aside.

I was very embarrassed and thought: It's like this again...

Chu Xia's personality is sometimes active and sometimes quiet, as if he can relax and tense at any time. It seems like a mixture of various human personalities.

If she could hear Zhongli's thoughts, she would definitely say: Of course! I am the real "human"!

……

Waiting for the food to be served.

Have lunch together.

Zhongli asked Chu Xia before dinner: "In return."

"Can I ask you what it means to be an ordinary "person"?"

"You're right to ask that question." Chu Xia changed the concept to "ordinary". "I have the most say in this!"

She stood up triumphantly and whispered, "First, you have to throw away your Eye of God."

"Then, promise me not to use your magical powers, and you will become the most perfect ordinary person."

"Cheers!", he said, and drank the tea that Zhongli had brewed. Zhongli thought: Although the action is vulgar, it is consistent inside and out.

It was made clear the first time we met that she was a rough person and didn't know anything about tea.

This courage to reveal one's own superficiality is commendable. It seems that he is also a tea lover, but he just doesn't want to brew it.

Zhongli poured another cup of tea.

After dinner, Chu Xia suggested going for a walk.

When passing by the Adventurer's Guild, she told Zhongli that since she came to this world, if she did not complete the tasks assigned by Catherine every day, she would be punished by being restarted like she was in Guyun Pavilion.

"That is to say, she is putting unilateral pressure on you."

Her commission that day was to deal with a creature called Wuxiangyan, and it would only attack after Chu Xia gave up.

It just so happened that Zhongli had another appointment with her, which led to this mess.

"Then what you need is the power of God," Zhongli said with emotion, "Unfortunately, I no longer have it."

"No." Chu Xia said, "It's you I want! "Zhongli"..."

“Me?” She gave people a strange feeling.

Even though he is no longer a god, there are still people who long for him...

"How do you want me to help you?" Zhongli stood there. Chu Xia said, "Sit down first and wait until I'm full."

With the momentum of sweeping away everything, she deliberately twisted his words and said, "I'll take you to learn how to be a good person!"

Chu Xia thought of the vulgar plot in the novel and asked Zhongli: "Excuse me, is there a place like that in Liyue?"

"That...which kind?" Zhongli didn't know what he meant.

Chu Xia said with a straight face: "If you don't know, forget it!"

"Let's stop joking here."

Chu Xia was extremely happy, but she pretended to be serious on the surface and stopped thinking about some jokes about bad morals.

"It is said that technology is the primary productive force! It seems that I have to break away from the feudal society completely!"

Zhongli put down his teacup, thinking of how she betrayed him and completed the Fatui's highlight by sending him a gift.

Plus, on her first day in Liyue, she was clearly looking for him, but was intercepted by the young master, and the child was brought up abnormally.

It seems that the Fatui act in a treacherous way, different from ordinary people.

Zhongli couldn't help but remind her, "If you don't want to continue to be influenced by the behavior of some people, you'd better choose your friends carefully."

These words were straightforward enough to make Chu Xia think of the young master, "Let's not talk about that guy anymore."

What a sealed relationship. Before leaving...

Chu Xia said to Zhong Li: "Let's go do my "Contract" mission."

"If I can't finish it, I will be punished by eating rocks~" She pretended to wipe away her tears with her hand, holding a handkerchief, "Wuwu~"

"I'm so pitiful."

"……" Zhongli didn't eat much at all. She seemed to have a particularly good appetite today. Was she too happy?

He tried to see some genuine emotion in her eyes, but he found that Chu Xia was just a fake mask, even more fake than his guest official.

I believe that if she had divine eyes, she might be able to pretend to be more like a person with special abilities than he does.

Chu Xia had the impression of being a "liar" from Zhongli's side.

Just because she suddenly fell ill, she told the Emperor a story that was a bit obscene and not in line with the rules.

Zhongli has already added a new tag to her.

"Okay. Goodbye, Emperor." After saying goodbye to Zhongli, he put on an expressionless look and walked out of the restaurant.

Zhongli also stared at Chu Xia's back in a daze: This child has a personality that is hard to understand.

Day two.

Zhongli arrived as promised.

At the agreed place, waiting for Chu Xia's arrival.

"Please wait a minute." Seeing that Zhongli had arrived early.

After Chu Xia came out of the inn, he went to Catherine to accept the commission, and ran back to Zhongli panting and said: "Huh..."

"Mr. Zhongli. I'm afraid we need to change our plans for today."

Her face turned red. Zhongli saw it and said "It's okay", but he was wondering in his heart what she was going to do.

"Because of the Wuxiang Rock, it's not easy for you to deal with it alone." Chu Xia explained, "So I invited a few friends."

“Hehe.” Her words made Zhongli curl his lips and say: “Do you know what else I did in the past besides running Liyue?”

Chu Xia was not surprised, nodded and said: "That's not enough! Anyway, let's go to Liuli Pavilion to eat first!"

"Ah..." Zhongli sighed, "Okay."

Like a doting parent, he once again accompanied Chu Xia into the restaurant.

Since they met, they have been eating together almost more often than Zhongli eats alone.

He is God. He will not die of hunger even if he does not eat.

But Chu Xia treated him as an ordinary person who was as greedy as she was...

“It’s Mr. Zhongli!”, seeing Zhongli.

The manager of Liuliting walked over to him and greeted him very attentively, saying: "Please come this way."

At the same time, Zhongli should be taken to the private room he often visits.

"Ah, wait!" Chu Xia interrupted him from behind. "Sorry~" Chu Xia grabbed Zhongli's sleeve.

Hastily grabbed three fingers of his wearing black soft leather gloves.

She smiled and said, "This gentleman came with me today!"

"It's Miss Chu Xia!" Noticing that Chu Xia was behind Zhong Li, the manager explained attentively, "I'm just surprised!"

"Mr. Zhongli usually comes alone."

"I remember your reservation for today seemed to be..."

"Yes. It's the same room. I said hello!"

Noticing that Chu Xia had booked the same room that Zhongli usually used, the manager immediately understood and said, "I'm sorry. So you're a friend."

"It was my negligence." He saw Zhongli coming with the girl, and that person was not his boss Hu Tao.

So I didn't react at first and thought they knew each other.

“Haha~” Chu Xia let go and patted Zhongli on the back, “To invite Mr. Zhongli, we must naturally choose his favorite place!”

"Fortunately, the shopkeeper showed me some mercy. Thank you. He was touched by my sincerity and was able to book this rare private room~" She was referring to Zhongli. The shopkeeper smiled but said nothing.

I think they must be very good friends to be so nice.

"Let's go in." Zhongli and Chu Xia walked in. He ignored her disrespect. He didn't dislike enthusiastic people.

Chu Xia sat down and said, "Please wait for me here for a while. I have to go pick up some friends. You can have some tea first!"

After that, he put a book on the table and said, "Put this here first! Please help me keep an eye on it and don't let anyone take it away."

"......" After she left, Zhongli looked at the name of the book curiously. The cover read "Shen Qiu Shi Jian Lu" in large characters.