The Happy Original God of Wastewood Xiaoxia

Chu Xia opened her eyes wide when she saw it.

Not only because of the firewood, but also because the famous Liyue Emperor was actually making a fire here? !

She remembered that in the game, the Emperor had borrowed "that woman", that is, the magic weapon of Master Liuyun, a big pot.

Fully automatic cooking can be achieved, and there is no need to go through the trouble of cooking by yourself.

You also have to keep an eye on the size of the fire and work like an ordinary person.

Is he really addicted to being a human?

Chu Xia couldn't help but feel that Zhongli came all the way to Guyun Pavilion just to have the opportunity to cook the soup himself!

He's not going to use me as a test subject, is he?

"Leave it to me!" he shouted.

Zhongli was so frightened that the firewood in his hand almost fell to his feet, and his brows were full of shock at her stupid reaction.

"I'll cook for you!"

Chu Xia volunteered to pick up firewood.

Zhongli didn't give it to her, but said: "Since you are tired, take a good rest. I have done such trivial things before. You wait."

After that, he put the firewood under the pot. The more Chu Xia looked at the pot, the more familiar it looked. It seemed like he had seen it somewhere before, but he just couldn't remember where.

Great! So that's it?

She remembered that this seemed to be the pot used for cooking in the Hillil people’s camp. Did Zhongli carry the wild monster’s rice plate?

Zhongli stopped and handed her a bowl of porridge, "Try it."

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Chu Xia blew it a few times.

I was curious about where the rice for cooking porridge came from, was it also from the Qiuqiu people? But I didn't dare to ask under his pressure.

Hey.

After it cools down, you can see flowers, grass, meat, shells...it has everything.

It’s really a bowl of porridge that is full of nutrients!

"You... don't like it?" Zhongli doubted whether the food found here was worth eating.

Except for the rice and the pot, everything else was collected by him personally.

"How about you try it first?" Chu Xia handed over the cooled bowl. His stomach began to ache, so he said, "I'm sorry."

"I want to find a place to relieve myself."

She left the spot and ran away without looking back.

Zhongli was staring at the bowl of porridge in a daze: If you don't want to eat it, forget it, why bother to humiliate me. His face was dull and his expression changed rapidly.

Morax, in thousands of years, this was the first time that someone had been despised like this in person... and without hiding it...

Oh no, it’s the second time.

Is it really not delicious?

Zhongli looked at the bowl of porridge, took a sip silently, and put the bowl back on the ground without saying a word. Okay... (?_?|||).

No wonder Chu Xia doesn’t like it.

The porridge was fishy and astringent, which perfectly revealed the shortcomings of the food. So why do the Qiuqiu people usually have such a special hobby?

Zhongli thought that they were once human beings and that they ate similar food to humans.

This porridge was made according to their method. He studied it for a few minutes.

In other words, the things that the Qiuqiu people like to eat are not liked by humans.

……

Chu Xia's stomach hurts because she is losing blood.

Although the health bar cannot be seen, it can be felt through the body.

If she doesn't do the entrustment, she will basically be in a negative state all day, feeling tired and in pain, with symptoms similar to menstrual stomach pain.

It's still the kind of pain that makes me want to take ibuprofen.

I have my period even when I play games, and it happens every day. Who can stand it? Chu Xia plundered the eggs in a bird's nest.

Zhongli will doubt her identity later, so she must not be rebuilt in front of him and refreshed at the same place.

He will think I'm a freak, a monster, an enemy!

However, waiting is not an option.

Chu Xia jumped into the water and caught fish and shrimp.

……

Zhongli sat there and tried to leave again and again.

Also considering the "contract" between him and the young master, one of the items was to accompany Chu Xia and send her home safely.

Why not send it now...

He stood up, feeling very bored. He was very upset today because of Chu Xia.

Ordinary people would worry about trivial matters, and as a tour guide, he also felt the difficulty and felt very embarrassed in the face of emergencies.

Zhongli asked himself as he walked, will she come back?

That is……

I saw someone sneaking around, crawling on the ground and squirming.

Zhongli stepped forward quickly, "It's her..."

The girl was hunched over, her clothes bulging, and she was randomly picking up crabs from the sand.

“……”Chu Xia saw a pair of feet appear in front of her.

Originally, I wanted to avoid Zhongli and run farther away to collect food.

Helplessly, Zhongli came over and noticed her abnormality.

“…What are these?” Zhongli was extremely shocked.

Chu Xia looked like a beggar, carrying a lot of food: shrimps, eggs, starfish, crabs, fish, almost like a monster.

Do you seem to be doing things without any brains?

“Are these what you really like?” The Keqing mask was about to break. The dragon inside Zhongli wanted to roar.

If you don't like it, just say so. Why beat around the bush? I'm not forcing you to eat what I cook.

His grievance turned into concern on his face.

I am the Emperor.

Zhongli puts on the Geogod mask.

"It hurts so much..." Chu Xia's lips were bitten by her teeth.

Menstrual pain is so awful!

Zhongli tried to analyze her motives rationally.

No...I can't analyze it!

Even though he was knowledgeable and experienced, he had no way of knowing what was in a young woman's mind.

Chu Xia remained optimistic despite the severe pain and said to Zhong Li, "I'll be fine after I eat. Please go back."

"I want to grab something else...", she was about to say something else.

Zhongli picked her up without saying a word and brought her to the fire.

"The heat from the fire will make you feel better. It's better not to do these intense activities."

Chu Xia's clothes were wet, and he roughly guessed that she had been diving before. She might be on her period. Doing this would only hurt herself.

"I can catch whatever you want to eat." In order to make her believe, Zhongli used his magical power to fry fish.

There were more noises on the water and fish falling neatly on the beach.

When Chu Xia saw this scene, a few sharp crabs suddenly crawled out of his sleeves.

How many? Zhongli's eyes widened as he checked the number.

Stuffing crabs in clothes? What a ruthless person!

I was shocked and surprised. Wouldn't she feel pain?

How could Chu Xia care about so many things? She was a useless person beaten by monsters. She was hunted by evil commissions every day.

How can I not eat?

Zhongli was extremely nervous. This girl had made herself so embarrassed. Was she trying to teach him a lesson?

If other people see it, they will say he is bullying girls.

What he fears most is breaking his promise to others.

Zhongli's lips turned pale, and he was almost shaking all over. I've seen crazy people before, but I've never seen someone as crazy as this.

Chu Xia's clothes were messed up by sand and water. She stared at his shoes in a daze, as if she had bad intentions.

Those who don’t know would think that she was abused by him.

no! Absolutely not!

Zhongli was alert and put Chu Xia next to the fire like a child, letting her sit down and take out the ingredients first.

Snapped--

A starfish was pulled from her face.

bang——

Two more pigeon eggs were crushed by her.

Where did these things come from? They clearly said they were going to the bathroom. I didn't expect they were buying them from outside?

Zhongli shook his head, said "Sorry for the injustice" with a look of disappointment, and picked up Chu Xia.

The movement was like shaking a quilt.

The quilt was made of Liyue's local foreign cloth with floral patterns. A fish slipped out from the skirt, shocking Zhongli for another three seconds.

What are you doing?

Chu Xia was also humiliated.

All these foods must become her meal tonight in order to conceal her true identity!

Replenishing blood through food was the only way she found to fight back.

But she had to keep eating. The amount was even more exaggerated than Xiao's. If she continued to eat like this, she might eat all the fish in Teyvat.

That would be terrible.

If this gets out, people will say she is the reincarnation of Taotie.

In order not to scare people, she would sometimes suddenly disappear and come back from the distant goddess statue with full health and stamina.

But everyone who has seen this process will regard her as a monster.

That's right. The function of food is partly to restore health, and partly to restore physical strength. She mainly needs these two aspects.

Chu Xia tried all those enhancement dishes, but they had no effect on her. The abomination of this world was that it didn't allow her to become stronger.

There is no value for it, so you can't see its status. Otherwise, you can accurately control the number of prey.

If I keep eating like this, I'll go crazy.

Two tears slid down Chu Xia's eyes, looking very pitiful.

Zhongli was helping her clean out the debris from her clothes. His hands shook a few times before he continued with his "selling out" business.

She is like a superman, or a giant whale in the water: she eats so much in one breath, but it turns out she thinks the food is too little?

Zhongli suddenly realized and looked at the pot that she had disliked.

He didn't eat a single bite of the porridge. Even if it tasted bad, he could at least get over it. (But he definitely wouldn't eat it.)

Chu Xia saw Zhongli throwing all her fish and shrimp onto the ground like an old father, and many eggs broke into pieces on her shoes.

Zhongli used his divine power to protect her body temperature, threw her into the river and said, "I will help you dry." Then he fished Chu Xia out.

Put it next to the fire on the beach to warm up.

So embarrassing...

Chu Xia shed two more sad tears.

Zhongli had no choice but to pretend he didn't see it for the time being.

His hands were sweating. If this got out, where would his dignity as the emperor be? Where would the reputation of this girl be?

I have to reflect that you signed this contract too casually.

After being left out in the cold by Zhongli, Chu Xia was almost completely drained of health.

Our Rock King Emperor knows how to make things difficult for people.

She might as well give up treatment. Why hide herself anymore?

Chu Xia was placed by Zhongli next to the fire, leaning against his warm rock creation, with a pile of cold, uncooked food in front of him.

Zhongli threw all the excess food into the sea.

They were quite alive, except for some broken bird eggs.

Chu Xia’s gathering and hunting skills were honed in the world of Genshin Impact.

The two most important things for her every day are cooking and eating. Even sleeping or not is a trivial matter.

These are related to her daily life experience.

"Mr. Zhongli!" She turned into a pool of bubbles and suddenly disappeared from Zhongli's side.

Zhongli thought he was dazzled as he was grilling seafood.

When I looked again, it turned out to be real. “Am I dreaming…?”

Zhongli vaguely saw the girl who had disappeared standing in front of him again. Not only were his clothes neat and tidy, but his stomachache was gone.

Chu Xia, still holding the porridge, went over and patted Zhongli on the shoulder.

"Ah!" Zhongli screamed.

"Oh! It's broken! It's really broken! Let go...Ahhh!"