Traveling through troubled times: Princess disguises herself as a man and becomes a soldier to earn

After Su Xuemei finished speaking, she stopped talking. She had given them a solution, but as for whether they were willing to solve it or not, that had nothing to do with her. It was their fault for being disobedient, and they deserved it.

Looking at Lu'e's uncomfortable back, and then looking over there at the person who was enjoying the careful service of the little monkeys, the corners of his mouth twitched.

The contrast was so obvious that it hurt her eyes.

It was soon time for the lunch break. Lu E endured the discomfort and felt relieved when he saw the team stop. He hurried to find Bai Lan and took them away.

With a painful expression, he said, "Bai Lan, please help me. The Saint said that if you eat too much of that fruit, you won't be able to defecate. You told me it's okay, but I'm in so much pain now."

"You've eaten a lot, don't you feel uncomfortable?"

Bai Lan's expression froze. Of course she felt uncomfortable, but how could she explain this kind of thing? She originally thought that if she endured it slowly, she would naturally be able to come out when the time came. However, who knew that after two days, there was no reaction at all.

She was afraid that she really wouldn't be able to defecate, so she didn't dare eat anything for the past two days. She could only drink water to fill her stomach. She had no strength in her body, and a certain private part of her body felt very uncomfortable.

But this kind of thing must never be known to others, otherwise it would be too embarrassing.

Gritting his teeth, he denied it flatly: "I'm fine. If you can't poop, it must be your own problem. It has absolutely nothing to do with me, and even less with Guozi. You can't cause trouble for me, right?"

Bai Lan said sincerely: "I am doing this for your own good. Besides, I ate it myself and I am fine. How come you are the only one with a problem? Others have eaten it too, but they are fine too."

"If you don't believe it, you can go ask them."

Lu E looked at her doubtfully, and seeing that her expression was genuine, he lowered his head and became more distressed: "Wow, what should I do? Can I go see a doctor? I can't be in pain all the time. I can't just eat without pooping."

She started to cry softly. She felt uncomfortable during the day and couldn't sleep at night. If this continued, she would suffocate to death sooner or later.

Bai Lan frowned and said, "Why don't you go find Venerable Jiang? She always has a lot of ideas, maybe she can come up with a solution. If she does, don't forget to tell me when you come back."

"Although I'm fine, no one knows if I'll get into trouble in the future. Don't you think so? I brought a lot of that fruit with me. If it's really inedible, it's all wasted."

"...Okay, I'll go ask, but the Saint told me not to disturb Venerable Jiang. Please keep an eye on him for me. If the Saint finds out, I won't get any benefits."

Lu E looked worried.

Bai Lan breathed a sigh of relief when she saw this, her eyes filled with urgency. She also wanted to know a solution. It was not a good idea to not eat, as she still couldn't defecate even if she didn't eat.

If she knew the solution, she could eat as much as she wants in the future without worrying about running out of food. Lu E is stupid, so it would be best to ask her to ask. Even if she gets embarrassed then, she will be the only one to be embarrassed.

Jiang Li brought a simple toilet and found a secluded place. After he finished his work, he came out feeling refreshed and looked at Lv E not far away, who was looking at him eagerly.

He pointed and said, "Lv'e, you're looking for me."

Lv'e endured the pain and walked step by step, his face distorted: "Venerable Jiang, help me, I ate too much of that fruit, and I can't defecate. I feel so uncomfortable. If this continues, I might die..."

"Ok?"

"Didn't I tell you not to eat too much of that fruit? Why don't you listen? It's really worrying."

Jiang Li looked at the crying man and said unhappily, "Okay, stop crying. This problem can be solved. There are so many people eating, there must be some who can't poop. Just find someone and help each other."

When this was mentioned, Lu E cried even more sadly, her voice intermittent: "I... asked, but she said... no, no, it was just my bad luck that this happened."

"Nonsense, anyone who eats too much of this will be unable to poop. Someone must be lying. You've been fooled, little sister."

"Well, how could Bai Lan lie to me."

Jiang Li shrugged: "I don't know about that. Anyway, one of you must be lying. You can decide who it is. There is only one solution."

"You can't stand the other method, so let me kick you to promote gastrointestinal peristalsis, but if you do that, you will have diarrhea. Do you want to try it?"

Lu'e covered her face and thought about it. This method was more useful. It was just a kick. She could endure it and find a place where there was no one to be kicked. This way, no one would notice and she would not be embarrassed.

He looked at her with red eyes: "Jiang... Venerable Jiang, can you please kick me? As long as you can let me pull it out, you can beat me in any way you want. I am in so much pain."

...You can see that it is really painful. The girl's face is flushed red. This guy is really too painful.

Jiang Li coughed lightly and said, "Okay, I can help you, but I can only use my feet. Don't expect me to use my hands, or I'll want to chop them off."

"You understand?"

Lu'e nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, Lu'e dare not offend the Venerable in that way. As long as you help me this time, you will be my benefactor in the future. You will do whatever I ask you to do and I will never disobey you in the slightest."

Look, there are really children who are going crazy because of the constipation.

"Okay, come with me, I'll make a simple toilet for you, this way you'll feel safer and more relaxed. Oh, oh, please don't eat anything else next time."

"Woo woo, got it."

a moment later

After Lu Ye was cleaned up, his face was full of relief and comfort, and he said respectfully: "Thank you for your kicks, Lord Jiang. I am completely healed now. If you need anything in the future, just let me know."

Jiang Li turned around and looked over, raising his eyebrows: "It's okay, I didn't do anything, I just kicked a few times. Don't talk about this matter when you go back. I don't want to become a shit-kicker."

"...I, I understand."

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Looking at the little girl running away, Jiang Li touched his nose and sighed: "Having a sensitive nose is not always a good thing. It's really a sin that I can be so kind sometimes."

"Ah, I am the kindest one indeed."

After Lu E returned, he refused to answer Bai Lan's question and made up an excuse: "Well, I ate too much and it came out because I was so full. You might try, but it's impossible for me to help you with my hands."

When Bai Lan saw her leave, she bit her lip in anger. This damn girl must not have told the truth. She rubbed her stomach with her hands to relieve the waves of discomfort. Finally, she couldn't help it and ate a lot more.

After hiding in the bushes, everyone heard faint screams coming from the other side. They walked over unconsciously and looked disgusted after seeing what was happening clearly.

Occasionally, retching sounds were heard.

"yue~~"

"Ugh~ vomit~~~"