Traveling through troubled times: Princess disguises herself as a man and becomes a soldier to earn

Swish, swish, swish, monkeys kept climbing up the vines and scattered in all directions. In a blink of an eye, there were dozens of monkeys, but only a few were left. Jiang Li leaned on the folding chair, his thighs crossed and his legs dangling.

He waved his hand and said, "Come here, big king, help me massage my shoulders, twenty-one, twenty-two, massage my legs. Be quick, don't force me to slap you, you are not protected animals here."

The king limped and stood behind her, pressing her shoulder obediently, pulling the wound on his body. He grimaced in pain, but dared not make a sound.

He was afraid of angering the two-legged beast again, and would be beaten up. He was not afraid of death, but he was afraid of pain. He didn't know what was wrong with this two-legged beast, and it hurt so much when he was beaten.

The other two helped her massage her legs, and one found some berries, pinched them flatteringly, and put them to her mouth, fearing that one of them would be slow and get beaten again. Its eyes were so swollen that it could hardly see clearly.

Jiang Li glanced at them calmly and pointed, "Go wash them by the river. Can you eat the fruits you picked directly? What if they are contaminated with dirt? You don't care about hygiene at all. Are you doing this on purpose?"

As if he heard her dissatisfaction, he screamed in fear.

He rolled and crawled to the mountain stream, washed it tirelessly, and after it was clean, he came over and fed it carefully. Only when he saw that she had eaten it did he breathe a sigh of relief.

Everyone else was dumbfounded. They were struggling to find food and were alert to their surroundings for possible dangers at any time, but they were living a life with monkeys serving them. It was too comfortable to watch.

Su Xuemei was also a little envious. She walked over with the things and looked at them carefully: "Little girl, how do you talk to them? Why are they so obedient? It's amazing. Can your ability also communicate with animals?"

Jiang Li waved his hands and closed his eyes slightly: "No, there is no need to communicate at all, just beat him into submission. If he doesn't understand once, try twice or three times, there will always be a time when he will understand."

"That's arrogant enough. I like it. This is the fruit I found. Try it."

He opened his eyelids and glanced at the fruit. His eyes widened unconsciously and he said meaningfully, "Sister Su, this fruit tastes delicious, right?"

"Well, it tastes good, sweet and sour, what's wrong?"

Su Xuemei looked at her in confusion, then at the fruits in the basket. She had a bad feeling. If there was nothing wrong with this girl, she wouldn't have said this suddenly. Could it be that these fruits were poisonous and couldn't be eaten?

A little nervous: "Is it poisonous? Then I won't eat it. Sorry, I didn't know it was poisonous, otherwise I wouldn't have brought it to you."

Jiang Li sat up straight, waved his hand, and whispered something in her ear. Seeing her shocked expression, he shrugged and said, "This is called peach fruit. It tastes sweet and sour and is delicious, but eating too much will cause constipation."

"Well, to put it bluntly, it just can't be pulled out, and someone has to dig it out. Sister Su is such a particular person, she probably doesn't want to be so socially dead."

Su Xuemei couldn't help swallowing her saliva, a little scared: "Fortunately I came to ask you, otherwise I really don't know how much to eat. This is really delicious, thank you sister."

"You're welcome. Sister Su asked me to join the team, so I won't refuse such a simple task. If you have any unfamiliar ones in the future, you can let me take a look. Some things are not poisonous, but you can't eat too much."

As the two talked, Su Xuemei was full of admiration: "I didn't expect that this girl actually knew so much. She must have learned it from reading books. You Qiguo are really amazing. You even have books like this."

Jiang Li curled the corners of his mouth, smiled and said nothing.

Don't look away, feeling a little guilty. This is not recorded in ancient books. It was all before the end of the world, and I only saw it on the Internet. In this age of information explosion, all kinds of knowledge are mixed together.

Some things you will learn unconsciously. It is not as troublesome as in ancient times. Knowledge could not be disseminated and could only be passed on by word of mouth. There would be problems in the process. Who knows whether it would save people or kill people in the end.

Su Xuemei went back and briefly told them to be careful and not to eat too much of this thing. As for those who were really disobedient, then just let them be. Anyway, if they couldn't defecate, she wouldn't be the one who would feel uncomfortable.

Bai Lan looked at the fruits in the basket and felt reluctant to give them away. It was so hard to find such delicious and thirst-quenching fruits. They had obviously been eaten by small animals, so how could there be any problems with them?

The saint is just too trusting of others. How can she believe everything that bitch says? Maybe she just wants to make fun of her.

After finding Lu'e, the two of them whispered something to each other, and under the cover of night, they picked all the fruits from the tree and put them into the basket, as if nothing had happened.

Jiang Li saw the commotion here but didn't intend to do anything about it. After all, if a person doesn't listen to advice, he will suffer a loss before he can learn his lesson. What does it have to do with her? She is not the one who will suffer.

Respect the fate of others, Amen~~~

Not long after, Monkey Meng came back with food and handed it to Jiang Li respectfully. Jiang Li picked and chose, and finally only kept bananas, peaches, and wild grapes, and didn't want the rest.

"You guys go find a place to sleep first. Don't run around without my permission, let alone try to escape. If I want to, I can find you no matter where you are."

The monkeys trembled in fear and nodded repeatedly.

two days later

Everyone has entered the inner mountain and encountered more and more poisonous creatures. Fortunately, if they don't alarm them, they will generally not be attacked, so the journey is relatively smooth.

As Lu'e walked, her face looked increasingly uglier. She hadn't defecated for two days, and her stomach was so bloated and uncomfortable. She didn't know why, but she really wanted to defecate, but she just couldn't.

You can't understand that kind of pain unless you experience it yourself.

Finally, he couldn't help it anymore, so he ran to Su Xuemei, muttered something, looked at the unhappy face of the Saint, and cried: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I just didn't find anything to eat, so I ate a little more."

Su Xuemei was in a dilemma. The little girl only told her not to eat too much. If she really ate too much, she would have to use her hands to dig out her shit. Oh, it was disgusting just thinking about it.

"Ahem, there is a way to solve it. See who else has eaten extra. There are so many fruits on that piece, you must not be the only one who has eaten extra. You can... dig them out from each other."

"This is the only way. I don't know any other way. Don't bother Venerable Jiang. Do you hear me?"

Lu'e's expression was a little stunned. After she came to her senses, she sobbed softly. How could she say such a thing? Everyone else seemed normal to her. Was she the only one like this?

If this is the case, how can I allow others to pick on me? How can I live as a human being in the future? Wow, I might as well just die.

Su Xuemei looked around and lowered her voice: "Go ask Bai Lan, I see she has eaten a lot too, her face is not much better than yours, I think she is feeling very uncomfortable, it's only right that you two help each other."

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