Quick Wear: Driving Gods in a Dark Fairy Tale

【Telling a joke, when a man is about to die, his words are good. 】

[First of all, Baijun is not a human being. Secondly, he has never been kind. So if you want to hear something serious in his so-called bullshit last words, you can exit the live broadcast room now. Thank you! ]

[You still want to ask Baijun for medical expenses? You think so highly of him, really, I am crying. ]

[System prompt: Welcome the ace supreme member "No.1 Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng" to enter the live broadcast room of the fraudster Bai Jun. ]

The glittering No.1 nameplate cut a path through the barrage of comments and gifts. The enlarged cursive characters, with its unique privilege, were hung in the center of the live broadcast room after the screen was completely cleared.

It is so conspicuous that it is hard not to notice it.

【System prompt: "No.1 Zhuang Sheng Xiao Meng" rewarded the fraudster Bai Jun with the S-level unrestricted item "Doomsday Eternal Night". The attached message is as follows: Meet the popular anchor fans.】

[System prompt: "No.1 Zhuang Sheng Xiao Meng" has exited the live broadcast room of the fraudster Bai Jun. ]

Reward in seconds and exit in seconds.

It seemed that No.1 entered the live broadcast room just to give Baijun an unlimited prop as a reward.

I don’t know what Bai Jun himself was thinking, but the audience in the live broadcast room looked confused.

[Isn't it my vision just now? I think I saw number one, but I'm not sure because it disappeared in the blink of an eye. ]

【Be more confident, you are No.1. 】

[Ahhh! My husband, my husband! He left too quickly. He left before I even had time to say hello. Was he in such a hurry? ]

【It happened so fast, let me sort it out. First, No.1 entered Baijun's live broadcast room. Secondly, he rewarded Baijun with S-level props such as noodles. Note that it was an S-level prop! He also left a message saying that it was a fan meeting with popular anchors, which proves that they will all participate in this fan meeting. Finally, he was in for no more than two seconds in total. Before the special effects of the Ace Supreme Member flashed, he had already exited the live broadcast room. Obviously, he came just to give props to Baijun! So we can conclude that No.1 and Baijun definitely have an affair. As for what kind of affair, I don’t know, next one.】

[No.1! No.1! Baijun, you are so lucky! ]

[When has Baijun ever been unlucky? ??^?? I have never seen a person like him who offended the entire fairy tale department and still lived a prosperous life. ]

[Woo woo woo, no wonder you are still alive today, it turns out there is a big boss protecting you, that person is Number One, you are really good at hiding. ]

[What the hell, an S-level item! An S-level item that is free of restrictions! No.1 How dare you be so nice to the white fungus? Are you going to die? ]

[S-level unrestricted item, white fungus is ready, last words are paused, go kill the monsters. ]

[I've got you the S-level unrestricted item No.1. You're saved, Trickster! Woohoo, there are still many good people in this world.]

Bai Jun looked at the human head that was about to be attached to his face and threw the S-level prop he had just received into the prop box.

“The props are nice,” he said, “but I don’t really want to use them.”

"Let's continue to talk about my last words. Now that we have discussed the issue of the distribution of the estate, the next thing is the burial and funeral."

"If nothing unexpected happens, there shouldn't be any bodies, and there's a high probability that we won't be able to find any bones either." Bai Jun made very thorough arrangements: "If you must bury them, you can bury the ones from Dawn Abyss in the coffin. After all, you know, they are my dearest teammates, and burying them is the same as burying me."

"I thought about it and realized that dying alone is a bit lonely. I don't mind sending them down to keep me company. Maybe we can even play mahjong together?"