Quick Wear: Driving Gods in a Dark Fairy Tale

The seafood feast of Baijun didn’t last long.

He put down his chopsticks after seeing the rotten human heads gradually emerging from under the reef.

After seeing the entire fish tail bone connected to the rotten human head, Bai Jun touched his chin and commented: "A mermaid with its head and tail turned upside down? It looks really strange. A little scary."

Filga glanced at him and asked, "Are you scared?"

Baijun nodded slightly: "Yeah, it affected my interest in eating."

So I was scared.

Looking at the group of monsters that were gradually forming an encirclement, they seemed to be afraid of something and did not dare to get close, still keeping a distance of two meters from them.

Baijun has no awareness of staying away from danger, and even hopes that danger will come:

"Why are you scaring them? Look how interesting it is. They won't dare to come near you."

"How can I have fun if I can't get close?"

He says it's scary one moment and interesting the next. It's self-contradictory and is Baijun's usual tactic.

As for what he called having fun—

Filga tried to awaken Leziren's sense of crisis: "If I remember correctly, your skills should not be activated, and the props are unlikely to be used."

What this means is that letting them get close in this situation might not be fun, but death.

Bai Jun admitted: "Well, you are right."

As they were talking, more and more monsters gathered around. If Bai Jun turned on the live broadcast, he would find that the number of monsters here was almost ten times that of Doria and the others.

It's so crowded and dense that it's scary.

With a smile in his eyes, Bai Jun said, "But someone wants me dead. This is the second time. How can I let them down again? I have to give them a chance."

Filga: “…”

All right, you can do whatever you want with your life.

[System prompt: The fraudster Baijun you are following has started live streaming, please go and watch it immediately~]

【Fortunately I didn't give up, and finally I waited for you! 】

[I woke up so fast. I actually saw that the fraudster started live streaming at the beginning of the month. I fell asleep again. 】

[What is this? White fungus! Eat one!!!]

Bai Jun looked up at the dense, endless circle of ghosts that were beginning to approach him, and said with a calm smile, "There's no point in starting a live broadcast. When a man is about to die, his words are good. I'm about to die, so I'd like to share my last words with you. Do you mind?"

[!!! No, I'm deaf. What did you say? Say it again?]

[I knew I shouldn’t have gotten up early. Look, my ears are hallucinating. I’ll go back to sleep. I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear it this time, but I won’t do it next time.]

[Your last words... Sorry, I've listened to version 267, are you planning to update the latest version? ]

[If someone else said this, I would have started crying, but you, okay, I have prepared popcorn. ]

[Baijun, do you think I will believe anything you say again? ]

[Once again, I would like to remind everyone in the live broadcast room: You can believe what anyone says except Baijun, but don’t believe his words, don’t believe any punctuation marks, including his so-called last words. Otherwise, you will be like a victim who is set in stone, over! ]

[What are you talking about? How can we fraudsters cheat? He is clearly a saint, okay? He really is, I am crying??^??, he would spend all his money to be nice to people whenever he sees them. ]

[Emm... I have no objection to Baijun's willingness to spend all his money to be good to others. ]

[Uh, I think this last will is most likely true. Do you want to see what kind of weird things are around him? ]

[First, my conscience told me that I shouldn’t believe Bai Jun’s lies; second, I felt that he really couldn’t escape this time.]

The white fungus was fearless and turned a blind eye to the approaching danger.

His tone was normal, as calm as if he was saying that his takeaway was a few minutes late: "There was a small accident. The skill cooldown has not yet expired, and the number of props used has reached the upper limit. I am waiting to die peacefully."

Audience in the live broadcast room: "..."

Oh, you are so calm.

Do you want us to praise you a few more times?

He even lay down on the chair, changed to a more comfortable posture, and said lazily: "There is not much time left for my last words, so, let's get to the point."

[Tell me, if you have any last wishes, I will try my best to help you realize them. ]

[The hand preparing to reward props suddenly stopped. Your fucking skill cooldown hasn't expired yet, and you still have the prop usage limit? You're really waiting to die. If you don't have enough props, I can still give you some more. What can I do about your prop usage limit? What can I do? ! ]

[Are you preparing to make a will to distribute your estate? Will your estate be inherited by your teammates? ]

"If I die, forget about the points, props, real estate, and some of the properties in the fairy tale world, the auction house, the butterfly slaves..."

【? ? ? 】

Bai Jun: "These are all privately marked with my own mark. They will all be sealed after I die. Those that cannot be sealed will be self-destructed. There is no point in remembering them."

"Those who want to divide my property can take a break now."

[What a last word! You are really good at making people angry.]

[People's last words are about distributing their inheritance. Is it okay for your last words to tell others not to covet your inheritance? ]

[Bai Jun, you may not believe this, but you just came out of the fairy tale world and you met your enemy. Now we are watching the live broadcast together. He was very happy to see you dying and saying your last words, and even set off a box of fireworks to celebrate. But after hearing your last words, he suddenly vomited blood, rolled his eyes and passed out... If I saved him, can I ask you for medical expenses? ]