Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Today is Xiaoya's first day of opening the store, and I'm here to support you."

"Yeah, me too."

Keqing continued to explain, and Ganyu, who couldn't think of a better explanation, could only nod her head in agreement.

"Okay, okay, come in and take a look."

Nangong Ya happily took Ganyu and Keqing’s hands and led them into the store.

It was already very late, and since the store did not plan to open at night, the two employees were already checking the accounts and preparing to close.

"Master Yuhengxing, Master Ganyu!"

These two employees were introduced by Ningguang. They originally worked in the General Affairs Department, so she recognized Keqing and Ganyu at once.

"Well, you guys keep busy, we just came over to take a look."

Being recognized, Keqing had no choice but to wave her hand as if she was there to inspect.

"These dolls...although they are all very cute, they do show the characteristics of the immortals."

Ganyu looked at the dolls on the display cabinet with curiosity. She could recognize which immortal each doll belonged to.

When Master Liuyunjiefeng was a child...

So cute, almost the same as the last time Xiaoya touched me...

Is this... the Great Sage Who Conquers Demons? I didn’t expect him to be so cute?

And this...Xiaoyue Zhuyang Zhenjun...

Ganyu's eyes swept across the dolls of each immortal.

"..."

When Ganyu saw the last row of dolls, the smile on her face suddenly froze.

"Xiaoya! What's going on with this doll?!"

Ganyu's face suddenly turned red when she reacted, and she immediately pointed at the whole row of dolls and asked Nangong Ya.

Her reaction also caught Keqing's attention, and she looked curiously at the row of dolls that Ganyu pointed to.

"What a cute little lamb."

Keqing complimented subconsciously, which made Ganyu's face turn even redder.

"Oh, you mean this [Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain Zhenjun] series? How is it, cute, isn't it!"

Seeing Ganyu pointing at the doll with her own image, Nangong Ya puffed out her chest proudly.

"Gulu Gulu, roll down the mountain, Master..."

"What's with this strange name? Didn't you say you wanted to use the form of a Qilin?!"

At this time, a wisp of white smoke could be vaguely seen coming out from above Ganyu's head.

She never thought that Nangong Ya would make such a doll, and even sell it publicly...

Wouldn't this let everyone in Liyue know that there is such a fairy who rolls down the mountain? !

"It's a Qilin, but I used the one you looked like when you were a child."

Nangong Ya spread her hands. The first immortal she was authorized to do so was Ganyu.

"Wait, are you saying these dolls are what Ganyu looked like when she was a child?"

Keqing, who was puzzled at the side, suddenly grasped the key point of Nangong Ya's words, and immediately pointed at "Master Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain" and asked.

"Well, Ganyu was fat like this when she was little. If she wasn't careful, she would go gurgling on the way up the mountain... woo?"

Before Nangong Ya could finish her words, Ganyu hurriedly hugged her neck and covered her mouth tightly to prevent her from speaking.

If it was Master Liuyun Jiefeng who said it, Ganyu could only protest weakly because she was the elder. But facing Nangong Ya, whom she had always treated as a peer, she could take action to stop the words from coming back.

"Woo!"

Nangong Ya struggled in Ganyu's arms for a moment, and then could only helplessly spread her hands towards Keqing.

But even if she didn't finish, Keqing knew what it meant, which forced Keqing to try hard to put on a normal expression and not let herself laugh.

"Ahem, but you have dolls of all the immortals in your store, so why don't you see any dolls of the Emperor?"

Keqing coughed twice to suppress her laughter and chose to change the subject.

"Woo!"

Unable to speak, Nangong Ya had to slap Ganyu's hand that was covering her mouth.

Seeing that the topic was no longer about "Master Gurgle Gurgle Rolling Down the Mountain", Ganyu finally agreed to let go of Nangong Ya who was in her arms.

"Huh... The Emperor's doll is a limited edition. Only five Emperor dolls will be available per month."

Nangong Ya heaved a sigh of relief and then continued to explain, and then gave another reminder.

"And in order to avoid them being sold out on the first day, I decided to give out only one Emperor doll per day from now on."

When Nangong Ya mentioned limited edition, the two of them pricked up their ears almost at the same time.

"I see. The Emperor's doll should be the most expensive. In order to take care of your business, Xiaoya, why don't I buy it?"

Keqing nodded slightly, saying that she was doing it to take care of business, and she didn't care at all about the hostile look from Ganyu behind Nangong Ya.

"No."

"The Emperor's doll is given away through a lottery. You need to buy a regular doll to have a chance to win the lottery."

Nangong Ya shook her head and explained, then pointed to the remaining dolls on the display cabinet and continued:

"Today, there are too many people who came to draw the Emperor doll. There is no stock left in the warehouse. Only these display items are left. If you want them, you can buy these display items. But it is hard to say whether you can draw the Emperor doll with just a few draws."

After all, even two Emperor dolls had been drawn by a lucky person. Nangong Ya couldn't remember how many dolls had been sold today and how many times the lottery device had been used. She could only wait until the accounts were reconciled before making any further decisions.

"I see. If that's the case, I'll take all the dolls on the cabinet."

Keqing nodded, glanced at the toys on the display cabinet, and then spoke proudly.

"Haha, Miss Yuhengxing, you're joking. In fact, I've already ordered these dolls from Xiaoya, so I may not be able to sell them to you."

Ganyu suddenly spoke up to stop Keqing from talking to herself.

"Ah? There's... wuwu?"

Nangong Ya was about to say something, but Ganyu covered her mouth again and held her tightly in his arms. If she was taller, her whole head would be buried in Ganyu's chest.

"Oh? Is that true?"

Keqing crossed her arms and questioned Ganyu's words.

"Of course, right Xiaoya?"

Ganyu pinched Nangong Ya's face with one hand, but even though she was asking a question, her other hand was still tightly covering Nangong Ya's mouth.

"Haha, in that case, why not let the highest bidder win?"

Keqing naturally didn't believe Ganyu's words, and she quickly came up with this idea.

"Although Ganyu has worked at Yuehai Pavilion for thousands of years, I heard that she has always refused a pay raise. Her salary is about the same as that of ordinary dock workers, and she never accepts gifts. How much money can she save even after thousands of years?"

Thinking of this, Keqing felt that she would definitely win if she bid.

"..."

Ganyu was a little hesitant. In fact, her situation was similar to what Keqing had guessed.

As she has half immortal blood, she doesn't need much Mora. What's more, her staple food is Qingxin, and she eats very little in order not to gain weight.

Because there was not much demand for Mora, she had refused to raise her salary for thousands of years. Although she had saved Mora, the total amount was indeed not much...

Keqing, on the other hand, is from Yuheng Star and was born into a prominent family in Liyue. Her grandfather is a famous real estate tycoon in Liyue. In terms of the number of Mora, it would probably take the savings of ten Ganyu working in Yuehai Pavilion for a thousand years without eating or drinking to equal Keqing's dowry.

But this is mainly because she refused to raise her salary before...

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