Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"But... didn't Xiaoya promise to give us a limited edition Emperor doll as a reward?"

Paimon scratched his head in confusion.

"..."

"Okay, I'll give it to you."

Nangong Ya nodded with some heartache.

In order to ensure the preciousness of the limited edition, she asked the Yunlun Doll Factory to produce only five limited edition Emperor dolls every month, and both the sophistication and materials are absolutely first-class.

Soon, Nangong Ya came over carrying a Rock King Emperor doll that looked like a pillow. The doll was wrapped in a transparent bag for protection.

"Wow, it looks just like the Immortal Ancestor's transformation! And it looks like it can also be used as a pillow!"

Paimon happily wanted to hug the limited edition doll.

However, it was not very convenient for her to hold it, so Ying finally took over and carried it on her shoulder.

"I've given you the things. If it doesn't work, buy one before you leave, okay?"

Reluctant to take a look at the limited edition she had given away, Nangong Ya took Ying's other hand and proposed to her.

"Okay, then I can sell this limited edition doll and exchange it for Mora, it won't be a loss at all."

Paimon, who had already made plans, said happily, and Ying nodded in agreement.

"Wow, these dolls look so cute... This fat bird looks like Master Liuyunjiefeng, right?"

Approaching the display case, Paimon looked at the dolls on it curiously.

"Oh, this doll is called [Liu Yun Jie Feng Zhen Jiu], which shows Liu Yun's appearance when he was a child. The one next to it is [Liu Yun Jie Feng Zhen Jiu - Little Chicken Pecking Rice]."

Nangong Ya explained that this doll was indeed made according to the appearance of Master Liuyun Jiefeng when he was a child.

Besides her there is...

"What about this fat sheep?"

Paimon pointed curiously at the blue doll that looked like it was chewing Qingxin in its mouth.

"This is called [Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain Zhenjun], which actually depicts Ganyu as a child. She was very cute before."

Nangong Ya continued to explain that this [Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain True Lord] is the one with the most different actions among all the dolls, including the look of eating Qingxin, the look of tears after being scared, the look of panicking and losing coordination of limbs when rolling down the mountain, and the look of lying down and sleeping obediently.

"So it's Ganyu, she's really cute! Traveler, let's buy this!"

Paimeng agreed with Nangong Ya's statement, pointing at [Master Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain] and made a suggestion to Ying.

"Yeah, buy it."

Ying also nodded. As a young girl, she was also conquered by the cuteness of [Master Gulu Gulu Rolling Down the Mountain].

"Sincere offer of 500,000 Mora~"

Nangong Ya rubbed her hands and smiled happily.

Since it is the largest model, the price is naturally a bit more expensive.

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She didn't even look at the price tag carefully, it turned out to be so expensive.

Ying had no choice but to hand over some Mora she had earned from the cross-border missions to Nangong Ya with tears in her eyes.

"Yes, thank you for your patronage! Here is your lottery ticket..."

Nangong Ya handed Ying's purse to the hired clerk for counting, and then took out a small pink and blue ball from under the counter and handed it to Ying.

"This is……?"

When seeing this pink and blue ball, Yingming had a strange feeling.

"This is called [Entangled Fate], and it's a doll I customized specifically for the lottery. Just throw it into the lottery machine and the result will come out. There will definitely be no empty prizes in the lottery."

Nangong Ya pointed to the strange device on the wall and explained.

This device is similar to something called an arcade machine, and it would be an exaggeration to say that it is a mechanical device. Its function is simply to open it and spin it randomly until a lottery ticket inside is thrown out. The content on the lottery ticket is the reward for drawing a card.

This device cost Nangong Ya a total of 10 Mora.

"That's it, I understand."

Ying tightly grasped the entangled fate doll in her hand, and for some reason she felt a sense of fate.

Taking a deep breath, Ying slowly walked forward, stuffed the pink and blue Entanglement into it, then pulled the lever to start the lottery device.

The lottery device began to vibrate violently, and the disc filled with lottery tickets began to rotate.

Soon, a lottery ticket was thrown out from the only small gap, and the device stopped working.

"The reward is... a cup of sunset."

Paimon picked up the ticket and took a look at it, his expression suddenly changed.

After the last experience on the snowy mountain, she no longer dared to drink Nangong Ya’s wine.

"We don't want this reward! Travelers, let's go!"

"it is good!"

Just like that, Ying ran out of Nangong Pavilion carrying the limited edition Emperor doll in his left hand and [True Lord Gululu Rolling Down the Mountain] in his right hand.

Amid the astonished expressions of passers-by, Ying proudly showed off the limited edition Emperor doll on her shoulder, and finally calmly got into the Chen Ge pot with Paimon.

During this half month, she has successfully obtained the Chen Ge Pot from Grandma Ping.

With Ying's "promotion" and the news of the previous opening, many people in Liyue knew that this store called Nangong Pavilion actually sold Emperor dolls, and it was said that they were officially authorized by the Emperor...

Now those fanatical fans of Rock King could no longer sit still and they all rushed into Nangong Pavilion. The newly opened store immediately became bustling.

"lottery?"

"Damn it, the Emperor's limited edition..."

"Gulu Gulu rolling down the mountain? Who is this immortal... Never mind, I'll buy it first and smoke the Emperor!"

"Boss, can I buy this pink ball instead of the doll?"

It was obvious that most of the guests who came in were here for the Emperor doll.

In this way, the device used for the lottery could not stop for a moment, and Nangong Ya had to constantly replenish the lottery tickets into the machine to avoid drawing too few tickets and making the probability of the goods being sold too high.

Although Nangong Ya said that it will definitely come out after 90 draws, it is not that this device has a guaranteed mechanism. Instead, when a customer spends money to give away the 90th Entangled Fate doll in the store, he will directly get the limited edition doll of the Emperor.

Of course, it’s still first come first served, and there are only five of them each month.

Therefore, in a short period of time, no one drew the Emperor doll, but instead received some strange rewards filled in by Nangong Ya.

Such as Sunset Afterglow, 100 Mora, Mond Dandelion, Hall of Rebirth Coupon, etc. The luckier ones got other dolls in the store.

It was not until the evening that the crowd dispersed, but two of the remaining four limited edition Emperor dolls had already been drawn by lucky winners, leaving only the last two dolls.

"How about setting a rule of five per month and only allowing one per day..."

Nangong Ya muttered quietly, otherwise she felt that the Emperor dolls would be sold out on the second day of opening, and the store might become deserted by then.

Just as Nangong Ya was thinking, two more guests suddenly came to the door.

Both of them had their faces covered and were wearing ordinary clothes, but after looking at each other, they quickly turned their heads away in embarrassment, obviously recognizing each other.

“Eh? Isn’t this Keqing and Ganyu? Why are you covering your faces?”

Just when the two were embarrassed to bump into each other, Nangong Ya came out and recognized them at once.

"How did you recognize me?"

The two of them asked in unison, covering their faces in panic.

"...You just covered your faces and changed your clothes, but the horns on your heads and the cat heads are easy to recognize, okay?"

Nangong Ya explained speechlessly, you clearly recognized each other at the first sight, but you haven’t realized the problem yet.

"Ahem, as one of the Seven Stars, I only disguised myself to avoid unnecessary trouble."

Keqing had no choice but to cough twice and explain herself while taking off her veil.

"Yeah, me too."

Ganyu also took off her veil.

In fact, they had been observing for a long time during the day, but because there were too many people, they didn't dare to approach rashly.

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