Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

Not long after, Ying and Paimeng came over with three different ointments, and at Zhongli's reminder, they offered them to the seven heavenly statues in turn.

The first ointment, [Golden House Hidden Beauty], has a sweet and dreamy scent and is deeply loved by little girls.

The second ointment [Shanyin Jinchuang] has a noble and elegant scent and is the favorite of rich girls.

The third perfume [Piao Miao Xian Yuan] has a soft but long-lasting fragrance, like a hazy mist, and is the favorite of mature women.

After the third portion of ointment [Piao Miao Xian Yuan] was offered, the Seven Heavens Statue began to emit a different light in response.

"Huh? Could it be that Emperor Yan is actually a mature big sister?"

Seeing the reaction of the Seven-Day Statue, Paimon guessed in surprise, and Ying also seemed a little confused.

"Haha, that's right. I can testify that Emperor Yan is actually a well-educated and caring big sister~"

Wendy, who was standing by, immediately raised her hand to testify.

"Really, really?"

Paimeng confirmed with the local people of Liyue with some disbelief.

"The Rock King has many incarnations, and the image that Mr. Wendy knows may be one of them."

Zhongli's reaction was not as embarrassed as Wendy had imagined. Instead, he explained calmly, which made Wendy a little disappointed.

In short, after confirming that the third batch of ointment was the style that Rock God liked, Ying and Paimon started the next preparation work at Zhongli's reminder, borrowing the Cleansing Bell.

When they arrived at Yujingtai, Grandma Ping was staring at the withered but yet to fall glazed lily.

"Young man, are you here to enjoy the flowers as well? It's a pity that you came at an unlucky time. These glass lilies have almost withered."

Noticing Ying and Paimeng approaching, Grandma Ping came back to her senses and asked.

"Why are all these flowers withered?"

Paimon looked at the withered glass lily in confusion.

"In my day, people said that glass lilies understood human nature."

"If they hear good sounds, like laughter, singing, they will grow well."

"But if they listen to too many bad voices, they will wither quickly..."

Grandma Ping sighed and explained.

The situation after that was the same as before. Ying and Paimeng entered Grandma Ping's pot together and obtained the Dust-Clearing Bell.

At the same time, Guyun Pavilion.

A lightning firefly sorcerer surrounded by the aura of the abyss knelt respectfully on the ground, and in front of her, a mysterious girl in a black dress sat quietly on a stone looking at Liyue Harbor.

At this moment, a portal to the abyss opened nearby, and two tall abyss apostles walked out.

"Your Highness asked us to ask you to go back."

The Apostles of the Abyss, with two attributes, one water and one ice, explained to the girl.

"Why? Osel is much stronger than Twarin. Wouldn't it be better for him to join the Abyss?"

The girl said this without turning back, but continued to look at Liyue.

"Your Highness has reminded us many times not to reveal the power of the Abyss in front of the Seven Gods."

The Water Abyss Apostle grabbed the Lightning Firefly Warlock who was controlled by the power of the abyss and threw him aside, and the two of them surrounded the girl sitting on the stone.

"Are you afraid of the power of the Seven Gods?"

The girl then turned around and looked at them, becoming a little alert.

"The abyss is fearless, but His Royal Highness's plan cannot afford to go wrong."

The Abyss Apostles answered without hesitation, each activating a different elemental shield.

Seeing this, the girl immediately called upon the power of the abyss and gathered it on her arms.

"Your ability has no effect on us who belong to the abyss."

"I'm sorry, Your Highness."

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"Finally, the bad guys have been driven away..."

Outside Tianheng Mountain, Nangong Ya rubbed her hands and touched the damaged Guizhong Machine. As the light faded, the Guizhong Machine immediately returned to normal.

"Phew, that fixes it."

Being teleported here together with Ying and Paimeng, Nangong Ya easily repaired the severely damaged Guizhong Machine.

"I've solved it here too."

Zhongli walked back slowly, and behind him were a group of unconscious members of the treasure-stealing gang.

"Come to think of it, why is Wendy here too..."

Looking at Wendy who was drinking and slacking off on the side, Nangong Ya asked with some confusion. She really didn't know what had happened since she hadn't been with her for some time.

"Stop talking about it. He even secretly used the money bag that the young master gave us to buy wine. We were planning to save it for ourselves!"

When Paimeng heard Nangong Ya mention Wendy, he spoke angrily and dissatisfiedly, wishing he could beat Wendy with his little fist.

"Hey, how can a bard's work be considered stealing~"

Wendy stuck out her tongue and tried to get away with it.

In the end, Paimon couldn't help but punch Wendy on the head, but that soft fist was probably just like a tickle.

"Okay, okay, you repaired the Guizhong machine not to hunt coconut sheep, right? But coconut sheep are not near Tianheng Mountain."

After stopping Paimon and Venti from fighting, Nangong Ya confirmed with Ying and Zhongli.

"Oh, it seems you know where the coconut sheep is?"

Zhongli asked with a little interest. With his knowledge, he had never heard of a semi-immortal beast called the Coconut Sheep.

"Of course I know. She works at a place called Yuehaiting. She is busy until late every day and often works overtime all night. She has hardly had a holiday in thousands of years, and she has not received any overtime pay. She does more work than three people can finish. She has almost no social life and very few friends. She doesn't even dare to eat her favorite food for fear of getting fat."

"If I were the God of Rock, I would have approved a long vacation for her long ago!"

Nangong Ya talked incessantly about Coconut Sheep's work situation, and Ying and Paimeng, who were standing beside her, stared with their eyes wide open and their mouths wide open in surprise.

Zhongli: "..."

So the coconut sheep refers to Ganyu's child...

Was the child exploited so badly?

"This is so scary! If it was Paimon, it would definitely break!"

Paimon hid behind Ying's head in fear.

"Oh, how pitiful! Fortunately, I am here for my Tevarin and Durin. They will surely do well in the future."

The drunken Wendy smiled wickedly and said something sarcastic.

Although the two baby dragons could not fully understand what was being said, they still called out "Yeah" twice in agreement after hearing their own names.

"The coconut sheep is so pitiful, do we still need to hunt it?"

Paimeng scratched his head in confusion. The purpose of their coming here was to use the Return Machine to hunt coconut sheep as Qiqi requested.

"No need, Qiqi called you here, right? Actually, all Qiqi wants is a drink called coconut milk. I've bought it for her several times before."

"I also lied to her and told her that it was from the semi-immortal beast, the coconut sheep..."

Nangong Ya shook her head and explained to Paimeng, but she didn't dare to say the guilty words at the end.

"Eh? So it's for coconut milk? Then let's go back and buy some!"

"Okay, but remember it has to be chilled. Qiqi only wants it chilled."

"Okay, Paimon gets it!"

Just like that, everyone returned to Liyue and bought a large portion of iced coconut milk for Qiqi, and quickly delivered it to Bubulu while it was still cold.

“Coconut milk, delicious!”

Qiqi happily held a cup that looked like a milk tea package, put the straw in her mouth and drank the cold coconut milk.

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