Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"As you can see, the age of immortals has long gone, and the age of humans is gradually becoming a reality."

"In previous years, when each immortal passed away, there would be a grand memorial ceremony. This is the tradition of Liyue."

"But this time, even the Seven Stars had no time to care about this tradition. It's really shameful."

Zhongli's tone was slightly dissatisfied when he said this.

After all, it was his own funeral, but no one took it seriously.

"They are busy, so they don't have time to take care of this. Why don't we just host the ceremony in the Hall of Rebirth?"

Nangong Ya, who had just been beaten, had no choice but to enjoy the food obediently, but she couldn't help but interrupt when she heard this.

"Yes, that is exactly what I intend to do."

"Traveler, I heard about you from the young master. Would you consider working with me to prepare a ceremony to send off the Rock God?"

Zhongli nodded slightly, then looked at Ying and asked.

At the young master's reminder, Ying knew that the only way to see the Immortal Ancestor Fa Tu was through the Immortal Ceremony, so he nodded and agreed.

At this time, Nangong Ya also became excited and quickly raised her hand to make a suggestion.

“In my opinion, we should just have a happy funeral. Put the emperor’s immortal body into a golden coffin, and then hire eight strong men to carry it around Liyue while playing music… Ouch!”

Nangong Ya was halfway through her words when Zhongli, who couldn't help himself, hit her on the head.

"The ceremony of sending off the immortals is no joke."

"Traveler, please follow me, we will talk on the way."

After stopping Nangong Ya from talking nonsense, Zhongli reminded Ying.

Paimeng scratched her head. It was the first time she saw Nangong Ya being beaten repeatedly. This guy named Zhongli was really powerful!

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After leaving the Glazed Pavilion, Nangong Ya did not follow Ying and the others to prepare for the ceremony of sending off the immortals, but returned to the Hall of Rebirth in a depressed mood.

She was somewhat unhappy after suffering setbacks in front of the immortals and Zhongli one day in succession.

Back in her room, Nangong Ya simply took out the Dream of Green World and began to study the grass elemental power on it, trying to find out how to master the grass elemental power in her body.

This has been the ultimate problem that has troubled her since she was born. She has elemental power of demon-level in her body, but she cannot use even a little bit of it.

"Grass elemental power..."

After a little experimentation, Nangong Ya discovered that the grass elemental power of the Dream of Green World could act according to her commands, as if she could make it appear in her hands or return to her body at any time.

Although Nangong Ya still cannot control her own elemental power, she can use it to do what the owner of the Grass Element God's Eye can do. The only drawback is that she must take out the Dream of the Verdant World.

Nangong Ya was very satisfied with this. At least she no longer had to rely on brute force to fight.

While Nangong Ya was hiding in her room studying the element of grass, far away in Mondstadt's Dadaupa Valley.

"Hey~ Long time no see, old man~!"

"..."

Zhongli never expected that he would run into a drunkard as soon as he stepped into the Kingdom of Wind through the teleportation anchor with the help of the Traveler's ability.

"Huh? You, the street singer, do you know Zhongli?"

Paimon looked at Wendy in surprise, with a dragon lying on each shoulder.

"Not bad, the old man and I are pretty familiar with each other, right?"

Wendy nodded and came over to touch Zhongli's arm with her elbow.

"...Indeed, Mr. Wendy has booked a grand funeral at the Church of the Dead. Perhaps it will be useful someday."

Zhongli nodded slightly and came up with this reason on the spur of the moment to explain why they knew each other.

Wendy: "..."

“Ahahaha, yeah, that’s right~!”

After taking a look at Zhongli's eyes, Wendy quickly nodded in confirmation.

"I see. It's probably the same as the ceremony of sending a fairy... Ah, I mean, why are you, a street singer, in Dadaupa Valley?"

Paimon, who almost let the cat out of the bag, quickly covered his mouth and asked Wendy carefully.

"Well, Tevarin and Durin have been staying in the city lately, so I brought them here to get some fresh air and teach them some flying skills."

As Wendy spoke, she raised her hand and touched the two baby dragons lying obediently on her shoulders, and they also rubbed Wendy's hands affectionately.

"As for you guys, didn't you go to Liyue? Why are you back suddenly?"

"That's it, we..."

Paimon explained to Wendy the ceremony of sending the immortals. They came to Dadaupa Valley to use the big pot to select the best quality Yebo Stone.

"I see, that's really interesting. Take me with you, I can help you too~"

Upon hearing that Zhongli was going to hold a ceremony to send the immortal to Yanshen, Wendy's eyes lit up and he quickly said that he also wanted to join in the fun.

Ying and Paimon naturally did not refuse Wendy, so the four of them approached the tribe of the "meat-loving" hill people in Dadaupa Valley.

The hillbillies who discovered someone had broken in immediately surrounded them.

"Hurry up and help, singer! Use your wind elemental power!"

"Okay~ Don't try to run away~!"

Hearing Paimon's urging, Wendy had to take out his bow and arrow and shoot a wind eye forward, continuously sucking all the surrounding hillbillies into the wind eye.

"Desolate Star!"

Ying smashed the desolate star in without any hesitation.

Although the two elements of wind and rock would not react, the violent impact of the desolate planet knocked the hillbillies down in an instant and they could never get up again.

In this way, after dealing with the troublesome hill people, Ying and the others began to use the big pot to identify the quality of the Yebo Stone.

After completing these, Ying wanted to say goodbye to Wendy and return to Liyue, but Wendy refused. Instead, she came over and used Ying's help to teleport back to Liyue Harbor.

"Hey, after all, Yan Shen and I are old friends. How can I not attend his funeral?"

After being pulled by Ying to a place where Zhongli couldn't hear her, Wendy spread his hands and explained.

On the other side, Zhongli and Paimon also bought the No. 3 Night Stone.

"Next, please ask the traveler to prepare the ointment. Mr. Wendy and I will wait for you in front of the Seven Days Statue outside Liyue Harbor."

After instructing Xiang Ying about the next steps, Zhongli dragged Wendy away without any hesitation.

"Come on, traveler, I'm still waiting for the feast~!"

Wendy waved at Ying and the others as she was dragged away.

"Why don't you stay in Mondstadt and join in the fun?"

In front of the Seven-Day God statue, Zhongli folded his arms across his chest and looked down at Wendy with a scrutinizing expression.

"Hey, don't say that, old man. You are a highly respected senior among the Seven Gods. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if your funeral was not attended by the other Seven Gods? So I'm here to support you~!"

Wendy explained with a smile, and the two baby dragons on his shoulders also cried "Yeah" in response, although they actually didn't understand what he meant.

"Okay, but if you mess around, I don't mind letting you experience the treasure of the Wangsheng Hall."

Seeing that there was no way to persuade Wendy to go back, Zhongli had no choice but to nod.

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