Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Your chair? Could it be that the Nangong written on the fourth seat is your last name, Xiaoya?"

Hearing Nangong Ya's words, Paimeng said with some surprise.

"Yes, this is the position of the owner of this place, True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng, this is the position of Emperor Yanwang, this is the position of God Dust, and this is my position."

Nangong Ya nodded and explained who was sitting in each seat. However, after she finished speaking, she couldn't help scratching her head and looking around in distress.

"So where is my chair?"

Master Liuyunjiefeng: "..."

Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng, who was hiding in the dark and observing, remained silent. She felt that now was not the time to go out.

With the help of Ying and Paimeng, Nangong Ya began to look around for the stone bench where she was sitting, and collected the surrounding ingredients along the way.

Finally, Nangong Ya found her stone bench in the weeds beside the lake. It seemed to have been thrown over with great force, because the ground was sunken in by the impact.

"Whoever is going to go too far, come at me if you have the guts. What's the point of bullying a stone bench..."

Nangong Ya muttered to herself, then moved the stone bench.

"..."

In the dark, Master Liuyun Jiefeng really wanted to say "As you wish" and then rush forward to give Nangong Ya a fierce wing.

"Xiao Ya, the traveler is planning to make dishes that the immortal likes to eat and offer them up to invite the immortal out. It just so happens that your name is on the list. I wonder what dishes you like to eat?"

Just when Nangong Ya put down the stone bench, Ying and Paimeng also came over, and Paimeng was the first to ask Nangong Ya.

"As for me, I actually like to eat very ordinary dishes. Just make me a dish of Xian Tiao Qiang~"

Nangong Ya deliberately said the name of the dish with a wicked smile.

"Xiaoya...if you keep doing this I'm going to spank you."

Knowing that Nangong Ya was being naughty on purpose, Ying rolled her eyes and spoke unhappily.

"Okay, I'm just kidding. Just make me a squirrel fish. There just so happens to be fish to catch in this lake."

Nangong Ya pointed to the fish swimming carefree in the lake not far away.

"Okay, then look at me. I promise to satisfy you."

On the first night Ying arrived in Liyue, she had nothing to do so she started studying the Liyue menu and immediately made the promise with confidence.

With Ying's cooking skills, she soon cooked four dishes, namely Pearl Jade White Jade Soup, Matsutake Stuffed Meat Rolls, Mora Meat, and Squirrel Fish.

Afterwards, Ying and Paimon offered these dishes one by one.

"Then I won't be polite."

Nangong Ya picked up the chopsticks on the table and gently touched the chopsticks that had gone through thousands of years of wind and frost. They were as new as new without a trace of dust. Then Nangong Ya started to eat without any hesitation, which made Paimeng drooling.

But after all, it was a tribute to the immortals, so no matter how greedy Paimon was, he didn't dare to eat it with them.

"Humph, my master hasn't even accepted the offering yet, but you're eating it with relish."

At this moment, a blue-green crane suddenly appeared and landed lightly beside the stone table, looking at Nangong Ya with some dissatisfaction as she had tasted every dish.

"Hey, I'm just trying to help you guys taste the saltiness. Come over and eat with us~"

Seeing Master Liuyun Jiefeng coming, Nangong Ya quickly waved to her.

"Forget it. I don't have any appetite after seeing you."

Master Liuyun Jiefeng turned his head away and rejected Nangong Ya, his eyes looking at Ying and Paimeng who were standing behind Nangong Ya.

"What's the matter with you two coming to my Aozang Mountain?"

Having started observing them since they stepped into Aozang Mountain, Master Liuyun Jiefeng confirmed that Nangong Ya was just leading the way for them.

"It's this kind of immortal..."

Ying and Paimeng explained to Master Liuyunjiefeng.

Nangong Ya just sat there enjoying the food while watching the three of them having a plot conversation.

soon……

"No, why don't I go and suppress Liyue Harbor first, and then wait for the other immortals to arrive..."

After being in unbelievable shock at the assassination of the Emperor, True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng quickly came up with this idea.

"Okay, I agree!"

Nangong Ya raised her hand to watch the fun, but she knew that this idea would never succeed.

“…Hey! What are you talking about, Xiaoya!”

"Calm down, Immortal!"

Paimeng glared at Nangong Ya who was talking nonsense, and then hurriedly tried to calm down Master Liuyun Jiefeng.

"Okay, Liuyun, you should go to Tianheng Mountain and meet up with Xueyue and the others first. I'll be there soon, and then we can discuss how to confront Qixing."

Nangong Ya spread her hands and did not continue to make trouble, but reminded Master Liuyun Jiefeng.

"Hmph, whatever. I'll do as you say."

Master Liuyun Jiefeng turned his head away arrogantly, responded, then stood up and flew away towards Tianheng Mountain.

"Phew... Paimeng is so scared. Fortunately, the immortal is willing to listen to you."

Seeing that Master Liuyun Jiefeng did not insist on suppressing Liyue Harbor, Paimeng finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Well, let's go back quickly after I finish eating."

Nangong Ya waved her hand and turned back to continue enjoying the food on the table.

You have to know that this is food offered to immortals. Even Paimon doesn't dare to steal it. It feels so comfortable not to have Paimon snatch your food away from you.

However, with her appetite, she really couldn't finish all four dishes. She could only taste a little of each dish, and the remaining ones had to remain on the table after they left.

"..."

After returning from training outside, Shen He looked at the cold food on the table in silence for a moment.

Someone broke into Aozang Mountain? Where is my master?

……

After leaving Mount Ao Zang, we returned to the teleportation anchor point.

I wanted to teleport directly back to Liyue Harbor, but Paimon suddenly remembered something.

"That's not right. Isn't there another immortal called the Great Saint Who Subdues Demons? Shouldn't we go find him?"

Paimon stopped Nangong Ya and Ying who were about to teleport with confusion, and mentioned the name of another immortal.

"He, maybe he's not at Wangshu Inn?"

Thinking of Xiao, Nangong Ya said uncertainly.

After all, it has been more than a month since Xiao was touched by himself. Unless he is unlucky, the probability of him turning back is quite high.

"Then let's go over and take a look."

Seeing that Nangong Ya was not sure, Ying had no choice but to make this decision.

Since they had been to Wangshu Inn before, Nangong Ya and Ying directly targeted the teleportation anchor point of Wangshu Inn. As the light flashed, the two of them immediately appeared in Wangshu Inn, and Paimeng, who was holding Ying tightly, followed.

But perhaps Ying and the others were too slow, and the news of the Emperor's assassination had already reached Wangshu Inn. Most of the Liyue people in the inn were either deeply shocked and in disbelief, or looked very sad.

"Lord Yan... wuwuwu..."

The drunkard cried and drank strong liquor, but he could not soothe the grief in his heart.

"..."

On the top floor of Wangshu Inn, Xiao watched all this silently, feeling a little complicated for a moment.

At this time, Xiao finally understood why Zhongli had reminded him before that no matter what happened in the next few days, he should not go to the Wangsheng Hall to find him or reveal his identity.

"Um...are you the Great Saint who conquers demons?"

At this moment, Nangong Ya brought Ying and Paimon to the top floor and happened to see Xiao who was in a complicated mood.

"..."

Xiao looked back and happened to see Nangong Ya rushing towards him.

"Xiaobao~! I haven't seen you for a few days and you've grown so big! You're so handsome~!"

"..."

Xiao had to hold his head with one hand to push Nangong Ya away and sighed with some melancholy.

"I already know about the assassination of the Emperor. I will go to meet up with the immortals now. Please take care of her."

Pushing Nangong Ya away, Xiao said something to Ying, Paimeng and the others, then disappeared as if escaping.

Originally, he had thought of many words to apologize and thank Nangong Ya, but he really couldn't handle Nangong Ya's reaction...

"Hey, Xiaoya, you scared him!"

Seeing Xiao disappear, Paimeng leaned close to Nangong Ya's ear and reminded her.

"Hey, I thought he was used to me hugging him~"

Nangong Ya scratched her head embarrassedly. It was obvious that the juvenile Xiao had already gotten used to it.

It seems that he has grown shy!

……

At the same time, the wind was rising in Mondstadt.

Little Rosalin, who was tired of playing, lay in Sugar's arms, and Sugar secretly touched her head.

After these days of research, Sugar still couldn't find any special powers in little Rosaline.

Could it be that her rejuvenation is not a state maintained by some kind of power, but a real reversal of life?

Just when Sandu was confused, little Rosaline in her arms suddenly burst into light.

“Eh…eh eh eh?!”

In the light, Sandu clearly felt the weight in his arms increase, and he was also getting bigger.

As the light faded, the woman named Rosaline reappeared, and Sugar, who had no time to escape, was pinned down by her.

"...?!"

Feeling the terrible pressure on her chest, Sugar's face turned red as she looked into Rosaline's eyes, as if blood could be squeezed out of it.

“I am…”

Rosalin shook her head. She hadn't felt so relaxed in a long time. The raging fire and extreme cold were far away from her, and her heart didn't seem as sad as before. However, the scar of grief in her heart was still difficult to heal.

After receiving all the memories of her childhood, Rosaline came to her senses and looked at the embarrassed-looking Sugar who was pressed under her.

"Haha, lovely Sister Sandang, thank you so much for taking care of me during this period."

Rosalin pinched Sugar's chin with one hand, forcing the shy and evasive Sugar to look at her.

"How come you suddenly changed back..."

"Oh, it seems you like the younger me more? It's a pity that there will be no chance in the future."

"..."

Rosaline didn't make things too difficult for Sugar and quickly stood up and straightened her clothes.

"My lady."

At this time, Gloria, who had been following, also walked over respectfully.

"Return to Mondstadt and prepare the carriage."

"After wasting so much time, it's time for us to set off for Liyue. I hope that fellow Young Master doesn't mess up my plans."

Rosalyn gave Gloria an order.

"You are from Mond, right? Will you come back?"

Seeing that Rosaline was about to leave, Sugar couldn't help but ask a question.

"Come back? After all, Mondstadt is too big to accommodate a Fatui executive officer."

Rosalin said and left with Gloria without looking back.

……