Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"This, this...Xiaoya, don't talk nonsense!"

Zhenjun Xueyue Zhuyang obviously found it hard to believe Nangong Ya's words and just thought she was joking.

"My Immortal, what Xiaoya said is true. Earlier, during the Immortal Invitation Ceremony..."

Paimeng, who was standing next to him, came over and explained to Nangong Ya what happened during the ceremony of inviting the immortals.

After hearing what happened, Nangong Ya clearly felt that Master Xueyue Zhuyang was getting angry.

"How can this be possible... How can this be possible!!!"

The angry words of Master Xueyue Zhuyang made the top of Qingyun Peak seem to tremble together.

"Please tell me how someone could assassinate the Emperor during the Immortal Ceremony!"

"After the Emperor was assassinated, how can you put the blame on the common people who were watching the ceremony!"

"The Liyue Seven Stars...are so disappointing!"

Fortunately, the immortal's luck was strong, and Zhenjun Xueyue Zhuyang quickly suppressed his anger, but he couldn't help feeling disappointed with the Liyue Seven Stars.

"That's right, they almost got me and the traveler caught. Immortals, please dismiss them quickly!"

Paimon nodded in agreement.

"Ahem, I have already made a judgment on this matter, but I may be wrong in my arbitrary judgment, so I still need to inform the immortals."

Zhenjun Xueyue Zhuyang did not respond to Paimon's words, but turned around and looked at Nangong Ya.

"Xiaoya, please inform the immortals. You should know where their caves are. I will wait for them at Tianheng Mountain."

"Okay, leave it to me."

In this way, the situation of Liyue Harbor was successfully explained to an immortal. Nangong Ya then continued her journey with Ying and Paimeng to Hulao Mountain where the True Lord Lishui Dieshan was.

After arriving at Hulao Mountain, Nangong Ya suddenly became excited. Looking at the orange-yellow amber, she couldn't wait to take out the Dream of Green World.

“See what the blind box can reveal!”

Under the puzzled gazes of Ying and Paimon, Nangong Ya used the sword to crack the amber.

The amber cracked, and a hairy creature stood up, shaking its head.

"here it is……"

The Abyss Mage looked around in confusion.

"...Can you still make this thing?"

Nangong Ya was a little confused, but Ying had already drawn out the edgeless sword and rushed over, and before the Abyss Mage opened his shield, he stabbed him in the chest with the sword.

"Hiss... It hurts! Damn it, who are you..."

Bang-!

Before the Abyss Mage could finish his words, Nangong Ya had already swung his sword. The broad sword hit his head and knocked him to the ground, making him unconscious.

"What a bad luck..."

Nangong Ya muttered as she pushed the Abyss Mage back to the middle of the amber, then reached out and touched the amber to repair it, and locked the Abyss Mage in the amber again.

Then, Nangong Ya walked up the mountain with the big sword in her hand. When she saw amber, she slapped it hard to open the blind box.

All kinds of strange things such as treasure chests, crystal butterflies, wild boars, and deceptive flowers were opened, which aroused the interest of Ying and Paimeng. The three of them had to compete for who would open the next blind box.

In the end, there was even a pair of treasure-stealing brothers named Li Ding and Li Dang. When they saw Nangong Ya holding a terrifying giant sword, they were so scared that they turned around and ran away without a trace.

In this way, they soon arrived at the cave on Hu Lao Mountain that was protected by magic talismans.

"Humph, you've made a mess of my Hulao Mountain. It's a pity that now if I want to complain, I can only go to the Emperor, but you don't listen to the Emperor. It really gives me a headache, Nangong Ya."

Just as everyone approached the cave, a brown crane slowly descended from the sky, speaking with some dissatisfaction.

He had actually been watching since Nangong Ya and the others stepped into Hulao Mountain.

"Hey, Lishui~ Long time no see~"

Nangong Ya waved towards Master Lishui Dieshan and happily approached him.

"Wait! Don't touch me!"

Seeing Nangong Ya's hands reaching out, Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun's eyelids twitched, and he quickly spread his wings and flew backwards to avoid Nangong Ya's hands.

"That was a close call..."

Seeing that Nangong Ya's hand missed, Master Lishui Dieshan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hey, hey, I'm not using purification, what are you afraid of?"

Nangong Ya was speechless about the reaction of Zhenjun Lishui Dieshan. Look how calm Zhenjun Xueyue Zhuyang was.

"Huh, who knows you?"

"I saw you holding Liu Yun when I secretly went to Liyue Harbor to listen to a play a few days ago. I must be vigilant!"

Master Lishuidieshan snorted in annoyance.

"Okay, then I won't touch you. I'm here to lead them this time. Let them talk to you."

Nangong Ya curled her lips and returned the task of explanation to Ying and Paimeng.

Although she did not use purification, she was still frustrated that she could not touch it, because she saw that the hair of the immortals' real bodies was the best in all of Teyvat, and it was so comfortable to touch.

While Nangong Ya was feeling depressed, Zhenjun Lishui Dieshan also finished listening to Ying and the others' explanation.

When he learned that the Emperor had been assassinated, his reaction was incredible. He couldn't imagine what other power in the world could have assassinated the Emperor. It couldn't be...

"Why are you looking at me? Don't be too much. How could it be me? And I can't touch him."

Nangong Ya put her hands on her hips angrily and glared back at Master Lishui Dieshan.

"Well, let me deal with the matter of this mountain first, and then I will rush to Tianheng Mountain to meet with Master Xueyue Zhuyang."

In this way, the second immortal also got the news, and the only one left was the old acquaintance of Ao Zang Mountain.

"Hehe, I wonder if the lingering cloud has dissipated~"

Nangong Ya continued to lead Ying and Paimeng.

The road was winding and bumpy, and it took a lot of effort to finally reach the top of Mount Ao Zang.

There is a lake with extremely clear but shallow water on the top of Mount Ao Zang. Under the tree in the center of the lake, there is a stone table and chairs.

Ying and Paimon came over curiously.

"There are cutlery on this table...Huh? There are words engraved on it!"

Paimeng, who had come closer, suddenly made a new discovery and quickly bent down to look at the words carefully.

"It says here... [Here resides the cloud]?"

"This is... [Sit here and live forever], and [Borrow the Emperor's favor here]."

Paimon walked around the table and read out the words, though she was slightly confused when she saw the last word.

"The last word is so crooked and ugly, it should not have been carved by one person. Let me take a look..."

"[This place belongs to Nangong]?"

Paimon finished the last paragraph in confusion.

When she spoke the words in an ugly crooked voice, Nangong Ya turned her eyes away in embarrassment, and at the same time remembered a day thousands of years ago.

On this day, Nangong Ya accidentally discovered that Gui Zhong and Morax went out together. Nangong Ya, who was worried, hurriedly followed them secretly. Only then did she realize that Gui Zhong was looking for Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun to discuss mechanical engineering, and Morax came along to ensure her safety.

Afterwards, Nangong Ya also came over with the mentality of since she was already here, and she added a paragraph of words to herself on the table with a knife, which led to the fourth line of words that Paimeng read out on the spot.

"That's not right... Why are there only three chairs? Where's my chair?"

At this time, Nangong Ya suddenly discovered the problem. There was a missing stone bench between Gui Zhong and Emperor Jun!

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