Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"You said you wanted to fight in court. How exactly are you going to do that? Are you going to put us on trial?"

"…But we just arrived in Fontaine, and we haven't committed any crime, have we?"

Paimon scratched her head. She had not yet fully adapted to Furninna's exaggerated way of speaking.

"Haha, of course there are reasons to judge you. And they are obvious, right?"

Fu Nina proudly put her hands on her hips, and then reminded Ying and the others:

"According to the Fontaine law, no one is allowed to fly flying objects in the Fontaine city area during the first three days of each month. You have violated this rule."

Hearing what Funina said, Ying and Xiao Ruota subconsciously looked at Paimon.

"Oh! That's true. As expected of Lady Funina, you are familiar with the laws of Fontaine!"

The Fontaine man next to him exclaimed and remembered that there was such a law.

In fact, because of Funina's existence, the laws of Fontaine added a lot of strange but harmless items, such as prohibiting the naming of pets "Funina".

"What kind of weird law is this...and are you saying I'm a flying object?"

Paimon looked at Furninha in shock, pointing a finger at himself in disbelief.

"Hehe, that's right. If you two have no objection, I will arrest you in the name of the Water God."

Finina put her hands on her hips and looked at Paimon proudly.

"I'm sorry, Lady Funina, this may spoil the mood, but please allow me to interrupt..."

Seeing Ying and Paimon, who they had just met, being harassed by Funina, Linni walked up to Funina who was on the higher ground and said, "I think Paimon shouldn't be considered a flying object, right?"

"That's right! Linny is so right. How could I be a flying object that was released?"

After realizing what was happening, Paimon, who was angry, quickly agreed with Linnie's words.

"Oh? Great Magician Lini, my dear people, I allow you to refute me, but how are you going to prove that it is not a flying object?"

Seeing Linni stand up to speak for Ying and the others, Funina spoke with great interest.

"Haha, as a great magician, I just ruined everyone's fun, so naturally I have to save the situation. Why don't I perform a magic trick for everyone?"

Linnie chuckled, then snapped his fingers lightly in the direction of Paimon, and the Eye of God hanging on his body lit up.

The next moment, a thread made of fire element appeared from Paimon's back and connected to Ying's wrist.

"Deng Deng——"

Linnet also cooperated with Linny's magic.

"Hey! Behind me..."

Paimon was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at the red thread behind him.

"Okay, as you can see, Paimon should be defined as... well, something like a balloon. This thread has always existed, but people just haven't seen it."

Linnie smiled and explained to the passers-by around him.

Reactions from passers-by varied. Some thought it was a joke, while others thought it was a clever method that frustrated Funina's plan.

"Pfft...hahahaha..."

However, after thinking for a while, Finina couldn't help but burst into laughter, holding her belly.

"Excellent, very wonderful, Linny. I like this kind of unexpected twist. Today's performance is complete with you."

Then Finina clapped her hands and praised Linni's actions.

"In this case, today's trial ends here. The God of Justice cannot wrongly accuse an innocent person."

"But, as long as there is a reason, don't say you are a traveler from a foreign land!"

"I can even judge foreign gods!"

Furninna continued to smile smugly with her hands on her hips.

"Well, Mr. Linney and Ms. Linnet, I am very much looking forward to your next performance at the opera house. That's all for today. Goodbye everyone."

Just like that, Finina left as suddenly as she appeared, leaving Ying and Paimon a little confused.

Just when Paimon was about to say something, he suddenly felt someone pulling him.

"Eh? Eh hey hey!"

Paimeng was startled and looked carefully to find that the silk thread behind him had been grabbed by little Ruota at some point.

"Hey! I'm not a real balloon! Don't pull me!"

Paimon was pulled into the air by the little Ruota and glared at the little Ruota angrily, but was still pulled away.

"Wow, traveler, help me—"

"Traveler, would you like to buy a balloon? One Paimon balloon costs 500,000 Mora~"

Little Ruota dragged the Paimon balloon around in a circle, came back to Ying, and asked her.

During this process, Linny tried to untie the silk thread he had made, but found that the fire element on it was completely out of control. He could only spread his hands and watch helplessly.

"...Where's your Mora? Didn't Xiaoya give you a lot of Mora?"

Ying couldn't help but hold her forehead.

"I ate it. I used it as a snack~"

Little Ruota smiled happily.

"…You can eat more than Paimon!"

……

"what……"

Inside the cave of Master Liuyun Jiefeng, Nangong Ya raised her hands and continued to create some of the materials needed for the mechanical gun.

Although most of the materials she created were not required in large quantities, it was estimated that the total amount required for 100,000 machine guns was not small, and not just one type of material was needed.

Only two days had passed, and Nangong Ya felt that she had been completely drained. She sat there listlessly, with only her numb hands raised to transport the yang energy that created matter.

"Okay Xiaoya, take a break."

After finishing his work, Gui Zhong came over and interrupted Nangong Ya, and sat down next to her on the soft cushion.

"I feel like I'm being squeezed dry, but that's enough for now..."

Nangong Ya leaned weakly on Gui Zhongsheng, using more elemental power this time than the last time she practiced Jue Yunjian.

"Be good, I'll give you... um, it's called magic replenishment, right? You said that last night~"

Gui Zhong gently hugged Nangong Ya, then bent his head and kissed her on the lips.

"Woo..."

Nangong Ya had no choice but to extend her hand to Guizhong.

"..."

Liu Yun, who came over to get materials, picked up the materials made by Nangong Ya on the ground without leaving any trace, and quietly walked back to continue improving his machine gun without disturbing the two people whose clothes were disheveled.

"Xianyun! Master! Master Liuyunjiefeng! Are you there——!"

Just as their lips parted, a familiar voice suddenly came from outside the cave.

"Sister Ying and the others are here. I'm going to run away!"

Nangong Ya's eyes lit up, she licked her lips and quickly stood up to tidy up her messy clothes.

"Go ahead, go ahead, and be safe."

Gui Zhong wiped his mouth gently, looked at the materials piled around him, smiled and nodded to Nangong Ya.

"alright, I got it!"

Nangong Ya responded quickly and then ran outside happily.

After working two days of illegal work from 5 am to 9 pm, she can finally go to Fontainebleau for fun. It would be strange if she wasn't happy.

……