Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Hello, traveler."

After getting to know each other, Linni extended a hand towards Ying, and after Ying shook hands with him, the two were officially acquainted.

"Um...and hello, Paimon."

After shaking hands with Ying, Linnie looked back at Paimon, as if he had thought of something, and raised his hand and gently touched Paimon's back.

"Why isn't it a handshake with me?"

Paimon was a little confused.

"Hahaha, don't worry about it, just think of it as a friendship etiquette of Fontaine. Maybe it will be useful later..."

Linni waved his hand and smiled to get rid of it, and finally reached out his hand to Xiao Ruota.

"Hi, my name is Linnie."

"Oh, call me Zhong Ruoli."

Xiao Ruota raised her hand and said her pseudonym, although she rarely used this name.

"Speaking of which, we are planning to go to the opera house to meet the water god. If it is convenient, can you help lead the way for us?"

After the two parties officially got to know each other, Paimon began to speak to Linny and Linnet, the locals of Fontaine.

"Go meet Lady Funina. That's easy. I'm planning to go to the opera house later."

"Please come with me."

Linnie agreed immediately, and then took Ying and the others towards the elevator.

But not long after they walked, they suddenly found that many guards ran out and stood on both sides of the port, as if they were preparing to welcome some important person.

"Um...you want to see Lady Funina? But it seems she has already come to see you."

Seeing this situation, Linnie turned around and explained to Ying and the others.

Ying sensed something and looked up ahead, only to see a young girl with long blue and white gradient hair, wearing a blue top hat and gorgeous clothes, slowly walking up and stepping on a large box.

She looked at Ying and Paimon, and they realized that she had heterochromatic eyes, with her left eye dark blue and her right eye light blue.

"Rich and poor, with glasses or with nothing, raise your glasses! If you have nothing, use your arms instead."

The girl supported her hands on her waist and spoke to the people of Fontaine at the port.

Before Ying, Paimeng and the others could figure out what was going on, they saw the Fontaine people around them raising their hands and waving, while others were clapping.

This situation is just like them being completely unaware passers-by who accidentally walk into a fan meeting of a big star.

"As you can see, strange travelers have come to my country. Come, let us send them blessings, respect the travelers from afar and their companions!"

The girl named Funina welcomed Ying and the others with a smile on her face, and the people at the port also applauded and welcomed Ying and the others.

"Huh?! Are you talking about the two of us?"

Paimon was surprised by these somewhat exaggerated words.

"I have heard that you have caused bloodshed in several countries, and even the gods cannot rest in peace. But I still welcome you. No, I will come to greet you in person."

"Fear is the behavior of small people, and I, as a god, will not take such meaningless caution as my creed."

Funina told them what they had done in the previous four countries, but she didn't seem worried at all.

"The audience is to allow you to better see my power and authority."

“And smart people will always gather under the right banner.”

Furninna said confidently.

'Is she... warning us not to mess around in Fontaine?'

Ying stroked his chin in thought.

"Welcome to the kingdom of water. I, Fukalos, will recognize the value and significance of your journey. Now, you can cheer to your heart's content!"

As Furninna finished her words, Ying, Paimon and the others were still in a state of shock, but the people of Fontaine around them started cheering first.

"Well, traveler, we have only been on the land of Fontaine for less than a few minutes, right?"

Paimon scratched his head, then came close to Ying and spoke in confusion.

"And the opening remarks of the Water God... were a bit too... over the top, weren't they?"

"Um, Lord Water God, how did you know we were coming?"

Paimon couldn't help but look up and ask Furninna who was high up.

"Oh, I understand. You outsiders may have some vulgar ideas, but please remember that gods can also be divided into [mediocre] and [excellent] gods. It is normal for you to be surprised by my talent."

"Why not reflect on this? Do you really have the moral character and etiquette to communicate with the gods? For me, it only takes a few clicks to obtain your information. Nothing could be easier than this."

Furninda said this with her arms folded across her chest with great pride.

"Wow, she's so arrogant..."

Paimon still couldn't accept the way this Finina spoke.

At this time, the people around finally remembered Ying's identity, the "Blond Traveler from a Foreign Land" who caused bloodshed in the Four Countries.

"It's that blonde traveler from a foreign land. Did Lady Finina come here specially to have a wonderful duel with her?"

"Ohhh, that's really exciting! I know Lady Funina won't let me down!"

The people around started to get excited after recognizing Ying's identity, which made Funina, who hadn't said anything yet, a little overwhelmed. Fortunately, it took her less than a second to adjust herself.

"Ahahaha, that's right. Be patient, my people. Just as you imagined, I am indeed determined to have an epic showdown with this blond traveler from a foreign land!"

Furninna laughed, holding her belly, then spread her hands and admitted it.

"Is this... suddenly going to start a fight?"

Paimeng below was a little confused.

“…Then let’s give it a try.”

Hearing this, Ying drew out her edgeless sword without hesitation. She no longer had any fear of fighting with the gods.

"Eh?!"

Furninna was startled and subconsciously put her hands in front of her body to protect herself and stepped back to the edge of the box under her feet, but she quickly forced herself to calm down.

At this time, the guards also quickly blocked Ying's way, preventing her from getting close to Funina.

"You, don't you feel scared? This is a fight with God!"

After calming down, Funina on the high ground couldn't help but ask.

"Do you want to be a traveler and offend the gods in front of the people?"

Behind the guards, a woman named Clorinde looked at Ying with a serious expression.

"...Ahem, well, it's okay Clorinde. I applaud her courage in drawing her sword against the gods. She is obviously a true fighter."

Funina coughed lightly and didn't intend to pursue the matter.

"But traveler, in this era, people are only more and more eager for excitement. Pure force can no longer satisfy those hungry souls."

"So... let me, as the God of Justice, face off against this foreign traveler in court!"

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ps: Good news (bushi, my trumpet just finished the Fontaine mission today and successfully sent Fukaros away. The progress is faster than this book.