Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"I came back to celebrate the Lantern Festival."

After being beaten, Xiao Ruotuo, who followed Nangong Ya out of Nangong Pavilion, began to explain.

In order to make it easier to get back, it simply chose to send itself back. After all, it was an elemental life and could get back just by sleeping.

"What about the Ancient Rock Dragon Lizard?"

Nangong Ya asked doubtfully, was it left on Haizhi Island?

"Oh, this involves a point of knowledge. You have to know that even the endless sea is supported by the endless land. Under the sea is also the land."

"So I let it come over from the bottom of the ocean, and it's probably only halfway there."

Little Ruota explained it briefly.

"Uh... I've done this with Kaia before."

Upon hearing that Xiao Ruotu actually let the Ancient Rock Dragon Lizard return to Liyue like this, Nangong Ya subconsciously said something that made Xiao Ruotu a little confused.

"Forget it, let's go to Wanmin Hall. There's a sucker who's treating us."

"Okay, okay, let's go!"

Little Ruotu happily followed Nangong Ya to Wanmin Hall. At this time, Yanfei, Ying and others were already waiting for the dishes to be served.

"Yidu, look, this is the rock-type ghost beetle I raised in Liyue. It's big enough!"

Xiao Ruotu: “?”

"My little benefactor, please teach me how to raise a ghost beetle!"

……

In the next few days, everyone in Liyue Harbor was looking forward to the arrival of the Lantern Festival.

But on this day, Nangong Ya and Xiao Ruo Tuo suddenly received a terrible piece of bad news...

"Don't blame me, it was all Ruota's instigation!"

When she woke up and found that Zhong Li had become Zhongli, Nangong Ya betrayed Xiao Ruotuo beside her without hesitation.

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Xiao Ruo Tuo looked at Nangong Ya in disbelief. They had been discussing how to trick Zhong Li into eating the Yunlai giant octopus these days. After hearing Nangong Ya's words, Zhong Li set his eyes on Xiao Ruo Tuo.

"I'm just an innocent little rock dragon..."

Little Ruota lay on the ground with a pitiful expression.

Despite this, the two of them still got beaten up in the end...

"You should treat me too. I didn't even betray you, but you are so heartless."

When Xiao Ruotu discovered that Nangong Ya was using the power of purification to heal the place on his head where he was hit, he came up and said something dissatisfied.

Nangong Ya had no choice but to raise her hand and put it on Xiao Ruotuo, then turned around and looked at Zhongli.

"That's not right. I heard from Xiao that you gave him a pot of wine before. How come you know everything even though you've become smaller?"

While treating little Ruotu, Nangong Ya couldn't help but ask Zhongli who was drinking morning tea next to her.

"It is also thanks to the inspiration given by Ruotu."

Zhongli took a sip of tea and then explained.

"I sealed some of my power and memories in the rock in advance. As long as you touch me, they will be unsealed and returned to me. So even though I have become smaller, my thinking has not changed much."

Zhongli, who had transformed back to normal, no longer concealed the matter and explained the whole story to Nangong Ya. In order to avoid being noticed, he was very cooperative.

And I have to say, life as a child is indeed much easier, almost as easy as retirement.

"Wow, it turns out we were all deceived by you..."

Nangong Ya and Xiao Ruotuo spoke with some disappointment.

"Haha, well, the Lantern Festival is coming soon. Can you go to Qingce Manor and find some fresh bamboo shoots for me, Xiaoya?"

Zhongli chuckled and then asked Nangong Ya.

"Oh……"

Nangong Ya responded and agreed.

……

"Sister Ying, today's commission is to go to Qingce Village to find some cute bamboo shoots. Please help me."

After leaving the Hall of Rebirth, Nangong Ya turned around and handed the task to Ying and Paimeng.

"Once you find it, just go to Sanwanbuguo Port to look for Zhongli. He has already transformed back."

Nangong Ya explained to them and took out some Mora as a reward for the commission.

"What bamboo shoots? Never mind, just leave it to me. But are you going somewhere?"

Ying took the bag containing Mora and asked.

"I went to Inazuma to look for Ying. Yesterday I gave her a recipe book and asked her to make me a dish of Xian Tiao Qiang. I have used up the one I made before, and if it is good, maybe it can be used in the banquet of the Shanghai Lantern Festival."

Nangong Ya explained, and then walked with Ying and the others to the teleportation anchor point of Chihu Rock.

After watching Ying and the others use the teleportation anchor to go to Qingce Manor, Nangong Ya touched the teleportation anchor and then crossed the sea to Inazuma City.

Without much delay, Nangong Ya went straight to the castle tower and came to its kitchen.

But something was not right here. The kitchen was in ruins, as if it had experienced a huge explosion.

In the middle of the kitchen, there was only a shadow wearing an apron and a jar floating in the air.

What is contained in this jar is a famous dish from Liyue, Xian Tiao Qiang.

But apart from obtaining the raw materials from Liyue, all steps are handled by the Inazuma god in front of him.

"Now that you're here, the cooking has just reached the most critical step."

Ying turned around and looked at Nangong Ya, then explained seriously.

"The most critical step?"

Nangong Ya asked with some confusion.

"Well, I am teaching it the thoughtless sword."

"Only those who inherit all my skills are qualified to be recognized by me for what I created, and that is what the general is."

Ying nodded and answered seriously.

"..."

Nangong Ya was speechless. You are cooking, not making dolls...

But she did not stop him. Instead, she stood aside curiously and watched Ying begin to teach how to use the sword of no thought in the "Immortal Jumps Over the Wall". The most important thing was to enter a state of no thoughts and no desires.

As Ying was teaching, lightning flashed all around the Immortal Jumping Wall, and the surrounding space showed signs of being shattered by lightning.

This jar of Xian Tiao Qiang originally gave people a faint feeling of being electrocuted even without opening the lid, and now it is even more terrifying...

"Here, I've heard about Liyue's Lantern Festival. I hope you... have fun."

Soon, Wuxiang's sword teaching was finished, and Ying, who was wearing an apron, handed the jar of Xian Tiao Qiang to Nangong Ya.

"OK, all right……"

Nangong Ya responded and carefully put the jar of Fairy Jumps Over the Wall into the Chen Ge gourd which had just been repaired.

And the other one is Qingce Manor which is far away in Liyue.

Ying and Paimeng happened to meet Shen He who was returning from a trip to Chenyu Valley, and she was accompanied by Ping's disciple, Yaoyao.

"Hey~ Shenhe, Yaoyao, where are you going?"

Paimon waved hello to the two of them.

"It's Sister Traveler and Paimon. I plan to take Sister Shenhe back to her hometown to have a look."

"haven't seen you for a long time."

Yaoyao greeted the two of them, and Shen He also nodded to them.

"Oh, where is Shen He's hometown? Why don't we go with you? We've already picked the bamboo shoots anyway~"

Paimon suggested this after asking curiously.

"Please."

Shen He did not refuse.

"Sister Shen He's former home is in the village on the southwest side of Tianheng Mountain. Let's go there now."

Yaoyao explained, and everyone walked towards that direction together.

"A few years ago, I went down the mountain without telling my master and went back there once."

"But by then the place was already deserted. All the people and things I was familiar with were far away from me. Only passers-by surrounded me and praised my immortal temperament."

Along the way, Shen He explained the previous situation to everyone at Yaoyao's suggestion.

……

ps: I will write one or two chapters about the Lantern Festival later, but in the plot, it is unlikely that the traveler will take a year to go to the next country, which does not match the real time, so I don’t plan to start writing from the first Lantern Festival in the game.

Instead, I will write about the Lantern Festival that has left a deep impression on me recently, which is the one where Hu Tao invited me to dinner, and then combine it with the Shenhe legendary quest "The Wind Rises and the Cranes Return" that was opened before the Lantern Festival (since the Qun Yu Pavilion does not need to be rebuilt, there doesn't seem to be much to write about the Shenhe legend, and if Ba Ze comes later, he will just get beaten up).

(Although the time doesn’t match, I should go to Xumi first and then come back to celebrate this Lantern Festival, but I guess there won’t be a second Lantern Festival until the end of this book, so it doesn’t matter)