Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

Paimon still has self-esteem, but Ying has already mastered the method to tame Paimon.

"I'm the traveler's dog!"

When Ying promised to give her thirty seconds to order unlimited food after returning to Liyue, Paimon immediately responded happily.

"Okay, okay, from now on Sister Ying and I will hold your hand when we go out."

Nangong Ya touched Paimeng's head and nodded with great satisfaction.

In this way, the three of them have a matching secret code, and they no longer have to worry about someone impersonating one of them.

In this way, the three of them scattered the seeds of colored lilies in the Layered Rock Abyss, and then left the Layered Rock Abyss.

When the miners in the Stratum Abyss wake up, they will be shocked to find that the entire Stratum Abyss has turned into a glazed lily garden...

……

On the way back to Liyue Harbor, Nangong Ya took out the Chen Ge Gourd with some heartache and examined it.

Because he used too much force when taking out the pot of soup, Chen Ge's gourd was accidentally stained with some of it. Even though it was a creation of immortals, it could not withstand this stuff, and its surface began to wither and crack severely.

Looking inside the gourd again, the originally beautiful paradise has turned into a hellish scene. The houses have become dilapidated, the sky is as bright red and terrifying as the pure land it once was, the green and comfortable grass has withered, and the pure pool water has been stained by thunder.

The bitter pufferfish that had been kept in gourds because they tasted bad also began to turn their bellies up.

If Zhou Youhu Ling Adu came to visit, he would be so scared that he would turn around and run away if this scene happened.

"..."

Although she wanted to repair it now, Nangong Ya really didn't want to use elemental power, so she decided to wait until later.

After putting away the Chen Ge gourd, Nangong Ya casually took out a character card of the Seven Sages Summoning.

"Sister Ying, look, your brother is in my hands."

"If you want, I'll sell you your brother for one million Mora."

Nangong Ya waved the empty character card in front of Ying.

"Just like you said, it's better not to have that kind of brother."

Ying folded her arms across her chest and snorted coldly.

"...?"

……

evening.

"Liyue Harbor, Liyue Harbor, I haven't been to Liyue Harbor for a long time~"

On the streets of Liyue Harbor, a girl with two cat tails was holding a delivery box and looking around happily.

Ever since Inazuma closed its doors to the outside world a few years ago, Komagaraya's foreign business has been cut off. Now that the lockdown has been lifted, she can finally come to foreign countries to deliver packages.

"Oh, I found it... Nangong Pavilion, it's here~"

After finding the destination of the express delivery, the girl named Qiliangliang trotted over.

In the store, two employees were serving customers, and Ansos, who had nothing to do, was lying on the counter in a daze.

Since she had lived in Liyue for some time, she had long since changed out of her original dress and put on a sky blue traditional Liyue costume.

"Hello, your express delivery has arrived, please sign for it, meow~"

Seeing Ansos lying on the table, Qi Liangliang trotted over and put the big box in his hand on the table.

Although this big box is heavy, it is still very easy to hold for a Yokai + God's Eye holder.

“It was delivered to the wrong person.”

Ansos looked up at Qi Liangliang, then lay back down and continued to sleep.

"Meow? Isn't this Nangong Pavilion?"

Qi Liangliang asked doubtfully.

"This is Nangong Pavilion, are you in the right place?"

Ansos raised his head and looked at Qi Liangliang in confusion.

"That's right, I won't send it to the wrong place, please sign for it~"

Qi Liangliang then nodded with certainty.

"Well, you asked for it."

Ansos had no choice but to pick up the pen to sign for the express delivery and gave her a five-star rating.

"Welcome to use Komagariya next time~"

Qi Liangliang then happily took back the notebook, turned around and turned back into the cat hiding in the express box, walking towards the outside of Nangong Pavilion with his short legs.

"I found a cat, my friends. This time she really came home with me!"

Without waiting for Qi Liangliang to walk out of the house, Nangong Ya walked in from outside and picked up the courier cat that Qi Liangliang had turned into.

"Meow?!"

Qi Liangliang was startled and quickly changed back into human form. Due to her height, Nangong Ya was unable to lift her up again, so Qi Liangliang was able to keep her feet on the ground.

Qi Liangliang glanced at Nangong Ya in front of him, then turned around and looked at Ansos behind him.

"I told you you sent the wrong one."

Ansos spread his hands and a smile appeared on his face.

"Meow! It's over! I delivered the wrong package. I'll be fired when I go back..."

Qi Liangliang took out the notebook he had just signed and found that the name on it was indeed not Nangong Ya, but "Nangong Cai".

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid."

Nangong Ya touched Qi Liangliang's head, pressed her left hand on the name on the signature, and with a slight touch, the name signed by Ansos disappeared.

Then Nangong Ya picked up the pen and signed her name on it.

"Meow~Thank you~Thank you very much!"

Qi Liangliang took the notebook back from Nangong Ya with a grateful look on his face.

After seeing Qi Liangliang off, Nangong Ya walked to Ansos and looked at the box on the table with her.

Nangong Ya didn't know what was inside...

Thinking of this, Nangong Ya took out the Naggaku no Inahi and decided to open it and take a look.

Seeing the Nagging Rice Light in Nangong Ya's hand, Ansos was stunned for a moment. She didn't expect Ying to give her the weapon...

Holding the Nagging Rice Light, Nangong Ya carefully cut open the express box, and suddenly colorful golden light bloomed inside.

"Rock, I have returned!"

With a familiar cry, the young rock dragon jumped out of the delivery box and slammed heavily on the table.

The table couldn't bear its weight and collapsed with a bang.

"...One million Mora. If you lose one Mora, I will let Zhong Li beat you up."

Nangong Ya crossed her arms across her chest and kicked the little Ruotu, who was lying on his back because the table had collapsed, in annoyance, and helped it turn over.

"Mora, I have never touched Mora in my life, and you asked me for Mora!"

Little Ruo Tuo climbed up and said to Nangong Ya in dissatisfaction, then turned his head away and added guiltily:

"Just send the bill directly to Shengtang..."

"Forget it, Walnut wants to beat me up, but why did you come back? Where are the little white snake and the ancient rock dragon lizard?"

Nangong Ya shook her head and asked Xiao Ruotu.

"Xiaobai has grown bigger, but he doesn't dare to seek revenge on Zhongli. However, he gave me a lot of good things from the Coral Palace. Now I have mastered the element of rock!"

Xiao Ruotu explained it and then demonstrated it proudly. An earthy yellow rock element light emerged from its body and a rock spear as big as a chopstick condensed in front of it.

Then Xiao Ruo Tuo grabbed the rock spear in one bite and ran forward: "Rock spear, charge!"

Then it smashed the chair that Anthos had just been sitting on.

“…Be gentle.”

Noticing that there was something wrong with Ansos's eyes, Little Rhodo spat out the rock spear in his mouth and without hesitation lay on the ground ready to be beaten.

It can already tell who really means "beat".

……

ps: Little Ganyu is so cute, and she even has a tail. I missed out on not writing about it. I’ll find a chance to make up for it later!