Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

“Didi, I don’t want to be destroyed!”

The little general and little Lei Dianzhen hugged each other and trembled. They felt like a shadow was going to poison them to death.

Seeing this, the other children also hid behind the adults. Only little Ganyu lay peacefully in Nangong Ya's arms.

"..."

Looking at the soup spoon with only the handle left in his hand, Ying also realized that there was something wrong with the soup.

Kujo Sara swallowed hard, gritted his teeth, and finally mustered up the courage to step forward.

"General, since no one dares to drink it, let me be the first one to taste it. I will drink it all without leaving a drop!"

Kujo Sara said this with great righteousness.

In her opinion, General Lei Dian's will cannot be violated, only in this way can other people be prevented from being harmed by this pot of soup.

"Ah, no need, no need..."

How could Ying dare to let anyone taste it, and quickly waved his hand to stop Kujo Sara.

Nangong Ya confirmed that Xiao Ganyu was not in danger, then she looked up at the pot of soup on the table, tried to raise her right hand towards it, and activated the power of erosion.

The power of her right hand has the power to "control the power outside the world to erode the things in this world", and this "power outside the world" does not specifically refer to the power of the abyss, it is just the easiest to access.

This is also the rare time that Nangong Ya uses the power of his right hand after his power is complete.

As the power was activated, Nangong Ya found that the pot of soup was constantly churning under her control, as if it had just been cooked and was boiling.

In other words, this soup was considered to be a power that did not belong to Teyvat...

"Shadow, I think it's better to hide this kind of thing and seal it forever."

After putting away the power of her right hand, Nangong Ya began to make a suggestion to Ying, and then took out the Chen Ge gourd.

"Leave it to me to seal it and make sure no one can touch it."

"Here comes the pot——!"

As she spoke, Nangong Ya pointed the Chen Ge gourd at the pot on the table, called out to it, and put the pot and the soup into the Chen Ge gourd.

When the pot fell to the ground, the grass around it withered. Nangong Ya had to move it to a smaller suspended island in the gourd to prevent the impact from expanding.

"Hey, next time you encounter an unbeatable enemy, you can control this pot of soup to deal with the enemy!"

Nodding with satisfaction, Nangong Ya put away the Chen Ge gourd.

"Alas, it seems that I really don't have a talent for cooking, but if you need me, I will try to cook better next time."

Seeing his pot of soup being taken away, Ying could only sigh helplessly, and then made a promise to Nangong Ya.

"There won't be a next time..."

Nangong Ya muttered to herself.

……

Over the next two days, the weather in Inazuma became increasingly colder. Although it did not snow, winter had clearly arrived.

The children in the kindergarten also changed into thicker clothes. Because of their personal preferences, the clothes they changed into were basically customized thicker, longer and warmer versions of their original clothes.

It is worth mentioning that since waking up that day, Xiao Ganyu no longer dared to drink violet melon soup.

The next day would be the time to go to Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain to attend the winter camp. On this day, Nangong Ya specifically called seven people, including little Noelle, little Ganyu, little general, little Xiao Hai, little Linghua, little Shen He, and little Shen Zi, to the yard and asked them to stand in a row in order.

"Ahem, I'm going to take a picture of you guys now, so just stand still and don't run around, okay?"

After setting up the camera, Nangong Ya reminded the seven children.

"it is good!"

The children agreed in unison. These days, Nangong Ya often used the camera to take pictures as souvenirs, and they had long been accustomed to this magical prop.

After setting up the camera, Nangong Ya felt like something was missing. After thinking for a while, she walked to little Noelle, took out her Dream of Green World and handed it to her.

"So, so heavy..."

Although little Noelle is the strongest among the children, a big sword is still a little too much for her now.

After handing the Dream of Green World to little Noelle, Nangong Ya leaned close to her ear.

"Noelle, the clothes you washed for Sara yesterday are soaked because of the rain this morning. You can't wear them today."

Nangong Ya whispered in little Noel's ear.

“Eh? How could this happen… wuuuu…”

Little Noelle sniffed and tears rolled down her cheeks when she heard this. She was the child in the kindergarten who liked to help with housework the most.

Seeing little Noelle crying, Nangong Ya nodded with satisfaction, and then moved closer to little Ganyu beside her.

"Little Ganyu, the tri-colored dumplings you hid in the cabinet were eaten by Little Leidian~"

Nangong Ya whispered in Xiao Ganyu's ear.

"Woo?"

"Bad boy, little Thunder! You ate my dumplings! Wuuuuuuuu!"

Little Ganyu was stunned for a moment. Why didn’t she remember that she had hidden the dumplings?

But she didn't think too much about it. When she heard that her dumpling had been eaten, she immediately raised her head and burst into tears.

"Didi, I didn't..."

"Little Thunder Bad Guy woooooooooo!"

“No… wuwuwu…”

Then both of them started crying in grievance.

Passing the young general, Nangong Ya came closer to Xiao Xiaohai.

"Sister Xina doesn't want you anymore~"

"Uuuuuuu——!"

"Linghua, your fiancé Ying has found another girl!"

"Uuuuuuu——!"

Now only Xiao Shenhe and Xiao Shenzi are left.

"Woo..."

When Nangong Ya looked over, the little son of God was already crying, as if he was frightened by the crying of others.

"..."

Xiao Shenhe looked at Nangong Ya expressionlessly, raised one hand and took out Xizai from the Eye of God.

The meaning is very clear, if you dare to make me cry, I will beat you.

"…If you cry, I'll give this to you."

Nangong Ya thought for a moment and took out the Rice Light of Naked Grass from Chen Ge's gourd.

"..."

Xiao Shenhe looked at the Xizai in his hand, then looked at the Nageda Rice Light in Nangong Ya's hand, and finally nodded.

"Uuuuuuu——!"

All seven of them started crying. Nangong Ya quickly ran to the camera and controlled it to take a picture of this scene.

"Click——"

With the sound of a shutter, the first photo was taken.

The picture is too long to be posted, so I can only add white borders on the top and bottom.

"Yeah, but I feel like you guys aren't crying loud enough. Cry louder and I'll take another picture!"

After taking a look at the photo in her hand, Nangong Ya said something to Xiao Ganyu and the others in an unsatisfactory manner, and planned to control the camera to take another one.

But before Nangong Ya could take pictures, she suddenly discovered through the camera that someone's body had turned white.

Looking closely, it was Xiao Shenhe standing between Xiao Linghua and Xiao Shenzi.

"not good!"

Nangong Ya was startled and quickly pressed the shutter, but she could only capture the growing white light, but could not capture the appearance of little Shen He.

As the white light faded, the clothes on her body grew larger. Wearing thick traditional Liyue costumes, a black-haired icy beauty appeared among the children, holding a sword of pacification.

Shen He, who had recovered, slowly opened her eyes. The memories of this period had been received by her brain.

He looked at Nangong Ya with cold eyes.

"Ice becomes a god!"

As Shen He shouted softly, Nangong Ya felt a vibration in her gourd, and the next moment an ice-attributed divine eye flew out of the gourd and came in front of Shen He.

At the same time, the God's Eye that Shen He originally possessed also emerged. Two God's Eyes surrounded Shen He, and an icy shadow of a spirit appeared behind Shen He.

Then Shen He and Lu Ling rushed towards Nangong Ya from the left and right.

……