Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

In order to ambush the Yae Godson, Nangong Ya did not even go to Miss Hina's fan meeting to join in the fun, and stayed hiding in the Yae Hall.

By hiding the Chen Ge gourd among the miscellaneous items in the corner, Nangong Ya didn't have to worry about being discovered by anyone, and the Eightfold God's Son couldn't notice her either.

Of course, in order to prevent the scene of the "attack" of the Eightfold God's Son from being seen by the staff of Yaetang, Nangong Ya kindly invited them to take a day trip to Chen Ge's gourd. This was also the reason why no one was seen when the Eightfold God's Son entered the house just now.

As the white light dissipated from Yae Shinko's body, what remained was a little girl with pink hair, wearing the costume of a miko priestess.

There are two diamond-shaped earrings hanging on the cute pink fox ears, but there is no fox tail behind her.

The little son of God shook his ears and looked at Nangong Ya curiously.

"Not bad, not bad, very cute."

Nangong Ya reached out and rubbed the little god's head, then took out a camera from Chen Ge's gourd and took a few pictures of the little god's appearance.

"What are you doing?"

The little Shenzi didn't know how to use the camera, so he could only bite his finger and look at Nangong Ya in confusion.

"It's nothing, it's nothing, Godson, Godson, be good, I'll take you home."

Nangong Ya put away the camera, then happily picked up the little Godchild.

Then Nangong Ya cleared all the vines in Yaetang and released the Yaetang staff who were trapped in Chen Ge's gourd. Before they could react, she immediately carried the little god and left Yaetang.

It was already late at this time, and the kindergarten was almost ready for lunch. After seeing Nangong Ya bringing back a new child, Kujo Sara couldn't help but twitch his eyes.

Even that Lord Yae-miyaji...

"Okay, kids, gather together before dinner starts!"

Nangong Ya called out to the children in the kindergarten, and after everyone came over, she introduced the little god beside her.

"This is our new friend Yae Shinko. Let's be good friends from now on~"

Nangong Ya said this and put the little son of God down from her arms.

The little son of God seemed a little shy. He pulled Nangong Ya's hand and hid beside her, observing Xiao Ganyu and the others.

After seeing the appearance of the little god clearly, Xiao Hu Sai Gong took the lead to move closer and happily grabbed the little god's hands.

"what……"

The little god child exclaimed, while the little fox Saimiya looked excited.

"Great! You have fox ears too, so I'm not the most special one!"

The little fox Saigū shook his ears happily.

Although the little Godson's ears were not erect, which was a little different from hers, it was enough to make her happy.

After all, among the children in the kindergarten, Ganyu and Chiyo have horns, but she is the only one with animal ears and tails, and Goro, who is a teacher, does not count.

"Fox ears?"

The little god pulled his hand out from Xiaohu Saimiya's hand, and subconsciously raised it to touch his head.

"No, don't scare me..."

Xiao Shenzi breathed a sigh of relief. She didn't seem to realize that she had fox ears.

"Here here, not overhead."

Xiao Hu Sai Gong grabbed Xiao Shen Zi's hand and helped her find the right position so that she could touch her drooping ears on both sides.

Although Yae Shen Zi and Hu Zhai Gong are both of Bai Chen's bloodline, they are somewhat different.

What made Kokitsune Saiguni happy was that not only was the little Goddess also a fox, she was also wearing a shrine maiden's costume, which made her feel closer to her.

"Wow, why do I have fox ears..."

Touching his ear, the little god turned around and looked at Nangong Ya with tears in his eyes.

"I don't know, but it's cute, so there it is."

Nangong Ya shook her head and gently touched the little god to comfort him.

"It's okay, it's okay. Fox ears are very powerful..."

Kotsu Saimiya gently held the little god child in his arms, patting her back to comfort her.

The other children also came closer. Although the little Shenzi seemed a little shy, she quickly got to know everyone. Her personality was obviously very different from before.

Just when everyone was happily getting to know each other and preparing to go back for dinner, an evil eye opened in the yard.

Then, a woman in an apron and covered in dust walked out of the Eye of Evil, holding a black pot in her hands. There were some red cracks on the bottom of the pot.

"Xiaoya, I've prepared dinner for you. I made an extra portion. Share some with Xiao Leidian and the others."

The dusty Ying came out carrying a pot, and when he saw Nangong Ya, he immediately said to her.

Just as he finished speaking, Ying noticed that everyone in the kindergarten was nearby...

"Hmm, so you guys are here too, Sha Luo. Do you want to try it together?"

Ying held the pot in his hand and asked Kujo Sara and the others, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised on his face which was smeared with black for some reason.

“… Ying, you really did it…”

Nangong Ya looked at the pot in Ying's hand with surprise and suspicion.

If she was not mistaken, the red cracks on the bottom of the pot were caused by the pot being burned? Was this cooking or steelmaking?

"Huh? Didn't you ask me to do that?"

Ying looked at Nangong Ya in confusion, and then she noticed the little son of God beside Nangong Ya.

"The Son of God is here too, that's perfect, let's try it together."

Ying nodded and suggested to the children.

"It's my honor to taste the food prepared by the general himself!"

Kujo Sara said this without hesitation, paying no attention to the abnormality of the pot.

"Isn't this a bit wrong?"

Xiao Gong looked at Wu Lang beside him with some uneasiness, and both of them began to back off.

Ying found a place to put down the pot in his hand, and then lifted the lid.

Inside the pot was a purple soup, with strange bubbles constantly coming out of it. The corpses of some small animals could be seen floating in it, which upon closer inspection seemed to be the skeleton of a chicken, as well as some ingredients that could not be distinguished by the naked eye.

"..."

Nangong Ya swallowed hard. This thing was obviously more powerful than Hu Tao's Youyou March.

Last time I ate a bite of Youyou Daxingjun, I lost my sense of taste. This time, it may be that my sense of taste lost me...

"Wow, purple soup, does it taste good..."

The greediest little Ganyu came over first and put his nose to the pot and sniffed.

"!!!"

Then little Ganyu fell straight down on his back and was motionless for a while.

"...?"

Ying looked at Xiao Ganyu in confusion as Nangong Ya caught him and prevented him from falling to the ground.

Although I can’t cook, it’s not that bad…

Ying muttered to himself, took out a soup spoon and stirred it in the pot, intending to scoop a spoonful to taste the soup himself.

"..."

Where's my spoon?!

When Ying took the spoon out of the pot, she was shocked to find that it was gone.

……