Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Diona! You're a good cat!"

Nangong Ya was moved and reached out to hold Diona in her arms.

"Huh? Who, who is the cat? Let me go!"

Diona was startled and immediately struggled to retort with a red face, trying to push Nangong Ya away with both hands.

"Okay, not a cat not a cat."

Feeling Diona's struggle, Nangong Ya had no choice but to let her go.

"Diona, wait for me. I'm going to catch two fish at Starfall Lake."

After letting Diona go, Nangong Ya said this to her and then ran towards the outside of Mondstadt.

"and many more……"

Diona tried to call out to her, but she had already run away.

"Damn it, he ran away after saying that."

Diona looked at Nangong Ya who was about to run out of the city gate with some annoyance, her tail swinging gently behind her.

"If the fish you catch is not big enough, I won't forgive you..."

……

On the way to Xingluo Lake, Nangong Ya happened to see a wild boar on the side of the road, and picked it up to use as bait for fishing.

The poor wild boar was lifted up by Nangong Ya's hand, holding up its back, and was struggling frantically with its four limbs facing the air.

When passing by the Whispering Forest that was destroyed by Tevarin last time, Nangong Ya discovered that a lot of plants had grown on this plain, and the Mond people also planted a lot of saplings here.

Since someone was planting saplings, Nangong Ya was too lazy to disturb them and continued to move towards Xingluo Lake.

When they arrived near Xingluo Lake, Nangong Ya put the wild boar on the ground and held down its head, then gently flicked its forehead. The wild boar closed its eyes without any pain.

Then Nangong Ya took out the Naggaku Inahi and cut off a large piece of meat from the wild boar.

As for the remaining pork, it would be a waste to keep it, so Nangong Ya simply picked it up and threw it towards the Hillichul camp she saw on the way here, letting the wild boar's blood spill into the air.

The wild boar with a large piece of meat cut off flew over and landed accurately in the camp of the Hillilians, waking up the Hillilians who were sleeping soundly on the ground.

"Unu!"

Qiuqiu people: Thank you for the gift of nature——

After throwing the wild boar out, Nangong Ya began to process the cut pork.

She first cut the pork into smaller pieces, then took out her fishing rod, pulled the fishing line hard with her hands, and hid the fish hook in the meat.

After doing all this, Nangong Ya picked up the piece of meat and threw it into the Xingluo Lake. The fresh piece of meat sank slightly and then part of it floated back to the surface of the sea.

Since the piece of meat Nangong Ya cut was relatively large, the fish that could be swallowed in one bite must be quite large. Nangong Ya just waited for the piece of meat to be swallowed by the fish.

"Fish rod, fish rod, be good, the bad guys have been chased away..."

Then she rubbed her hands and touched the fishing rod whose fishing line she had cut. The next moment, the fish that had swallowed the piece of meat was pulled out of the water, and the fishhook came out of its mouth and was reconnected to the fishing rod.

Nangong Ya nodded with satisfaction, took out a wooden barrel from Chen Ge's gourd, filled it with water, threw the blackback bass into the barrel, and then continued to fish in this way.

It was not until near noon that Nangong Ya returned with two large wooden barrels full of blackback sea bass.

Cat Tail Tavern.

"Are you trying to fry fish like Klee?"

Looking at the two wooden barrels full of fish that were big enough for a person, Diona was shocked. How could anyone catch so many fish at one time?

"No, I caught them all!"

Nangong Ya answered confidently.

At this time, the cats in the tavern also came over curiously, and the bolder ones lay on the wooden barrels and looked curiously at the blackback sea bass inside.

"Be careful, don't get eaten by the fish."

Nangong Ya quickly grabbed the cat that was approaching the wooden barrel by the scruff of its neck and lifted it aside. Considering the size of these fish, it should be no problem for her to open her mouth and bite the cat's head and feet.

At this time, the guests in the tavern also noticed the fish that Nangong Ya brought, and they came closer in surprise. Some even excitedly asked Nangong Ya where she caught it, but they were disappointed when they learned that it was from Xingluo Lake.

Although fishing is prohibited in Starfall Lake, it is far away from Mondstadt and there are monsters like Hillbillies blocking the way, so it is very dangerous for ordinary people to go fishing there.

Of course, there are still people who sneak over to fish from time to time, but when they encounter danger, it is inevitable that it will cause some trouble to the Knights.

"Haha, Sister Xiaoya, it's almost lunch time, why don't you sell some fish to our tavern?"

Margaret couldn't help but propose to Nangong Ya.

Although a pub is different from a restaurant, importing some rare ingredients to make more delicious side dishes can also encourage guests to drink.

"It's not impossible, what do you think, Diona?"

Nangong Ya looked at Diona and asked, after all, she was fishing these fish for Diona.

"Ask me what I do, but we can't eat so many fish, so if we don't sell them, they will just be wasted."

"Well."

Nangong Ya nodded, and then sold some fish to the Cat's Tail Tavern at a relatively cheap price.

As for the rest, she planned to take them back to Qingquan Town in the evening.

"If we can't finish it, we'll give it to our neighbors in Qingquan Town. If we can't finish it, we'll keep the rest in the springs in Qingquan Town for the time being."

After selling the fish in one wooden barrel, Nangong Ya pointed to another wooden barrel and made a suggestion to Diona.

"..."

Kalilu, who was joining in the fun in front of the wooden barrel, couldn't help but fall silent.

In the afternoon, Nangong Ya did not leave the Cat's Tail Tavern, but followed Diona to make cocktails in the Cat's Tail Tavern.

Although she already knew that the wine she mixed would retain the power of purification and could restore a large amount of elemental power after drinking it, this situation obviously would not make the wine unpalatable.

So Nangong Ya tried hard to make the wine taste better, because if she didn't work harder, she would forget it once she left Mondstadt...

When you go to other countries, you don't have the environment or mood to make cocktails.

It was not until the evening that Nangong Ya put the huge wooden barrel into Chen Ge's gourd and returned to Qingquan Town with Diona.

……

Inazuma City.

"Boss, I'm done, go wash now."

Shinobu Kuki walked out of the house, wiping her green hair gently with a towel in her hand. Since she didn't have to worry about being seen by acquaintances at home, she didn't wear armor at this time.

"Ah? Can I not take a shower? Ms. Hina just patted my shoulder today, and I have decided not to take a shower anymore!"

Aratake Ito, who was sitting outside the house feeding the beetle, quickly turned his head and said with some resistance.

"Don't talk nonsense, boss. If you don't take a shower, you will be disliked by others next time you meet."

Jiuqi Shinobu reminded him speechlessly.

"Hiss... if that's the case..."

"Haha, got it! As long as I don't wash my shoulders, it'll be fine! I'm such a genius!"

Aratake Ichito thought about it for a while in distress, and soon came up with this idea. He couldn't help but feel proud of his own cleverness.

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