Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Kindergarten? Ms. Hina, are you going to look for Kujo Tengu? Every time I go to look for her, she tricks me into the alley and beats me up... cough cough, nothing, nothing."

Ichito Aratake quickly shook his head and changed his words halfway through his words, not wanting to tell Miss Hina about his embarrassing experience.

"Well, my sister...is also old enough to go to kindergarten."

Goro nodded, hesitated for a moment, then pulled Xiao Hai, who was happily tasting the dumpling milk next to him, and explained.

"I see. Then let me lead the way to Miss Hina. I am very familiar with the kindergarten."

Aratake Ichito nodded and recommended himself enthusiastically.

"Then I'm sorry to trouble you."

Wu Lang nodded and did not refuse.

In this way, Ichito Aradaki and several other members of the Aradaki faction enthusiastically led the way for her.

"Boss, I'm back... Where are the people?"

Not long after Aratake Ichito and his friends left, a girl with green hair and a face armor returned to the snack stand, but found that no one was there.

……

Led by the Arata faction, Goro quickly arrived at the entrance of the kindergarten.

"Thank you very much for your help."

After Wu Lang thanked them, he took Xiao Xiaohai into the kindergarten.

"Who?"

Kujo Sara, who was stretching his wings and basking in the sun in the yard during the break, turned around and looked towards the door.

"..."

Goro's heart tightened, and he recognized at a glance that this woman was the general of the Kujo family.

Originally, she was supposed to appear on the battlefield between the rebels and the shogunate army, but for some reason she was not transferred there, which also led to the rebels often gaining an advantage in subsequent battles.

But...why is she in kindergarten?

"you are?"

Kujo Sara folded her wings and looked at Goro in confusion. She had seen Goro's portrait and Miss Hina's stand, so she felt that the person in front of her looked very familiar.

"Hello, are you a kindergarten teacher? I want to enroll my sister in school..."

Wulang coughed lightly, pretending to be calm and holding Xiao Hai's hand, but the tail behind her betrayed her inner nervousness.

"Sorry, the kindergarten is not enrolling students at the moment."

Kujo Sara shook her head and rejected Goro. This was the rule that Nangong Ya set at the beginning, because the original purpose of the kindergarten was to take care of those who had been touched by her.

"But the traveler said that Miss Nangong Ya is here..."

Wu Lang had no choice but to mention Ying and Nangong Ya.

Upon hearing the names of these two people, Kujo Sara's expression eased slightly.

"You mean...she was also turned into a child by Xiaoya?"

Kujo Sara looked at Xiao Hai who was holding a bottle of milk next to Goro, and couldn't help but confirm it.

"Well, the traveler can vouch for me."

Wu Lang nodded quickly.

"Okay, then you can bring her in first. But you have to wait until Xiaoya comes back. It seems she has gone to Liyue."

Kujo Sara nodded. Since Goro knew so much, she was not worried that she might be a liar.

……

After staying a night at the Goethe Hotel, Nangong Ya, feeling refreshed, squinted her eyes and stretched hard. Then, too lazy to wash up, she symbolically put her left index finger in her mouth to activate the power of purification.

After leaving the Goethe Hotel and having breakfast at the Deer Hunter Restaurant, Nangong Ya set off for the Knights of Favonius, intending to say hello to Jean and Lisa.

"How can I break these wooden stakes at the same time..."

"?"

Hearing the voice, Nangong Ya leaned over to take a look at the training ground next to the Knights of Favonius, and immediately felt that she had triggered a mission.

The girl named Irene was standing in front of a pile of wood stakes, looking somewhat distressed.

"Wind Pressure Sword! It turns out I can't use it..."

The girl was obviously learning Qin's swordsmanship, but without the Eye of God, she obviously couldn't use moves that required elemental power.

Looking at the wooden stakes placed in a row in front of Irene, Nangong Ya thought for a moment, then walked over there with her eyes lighting up.

"Erin, do you want to know how to break all these stakes at the same time?"

Nangong Ya waved at Irene and asked.

"Ah? Who are you? Of course I want to know. Can you teach me?"

Irene didn't know Nangong Ya. After a moment of confusion, she noticed what she said and couldn't help but ask excitedly.

"Hehe, then you watch carefully. I will only perform once."

Nangong Ya nodded and walked to the wooden stakes.

Irene stared at Nangong Ya intently, wanting to write down her every move.

Nangong Ya took off the Eye of Evil that she used as a hairpin. Although Ying used it to interfere with Nangong Ya last time, he did not take it back.

Then Nangong Ya opened the Eye of Evil on top of her head and imitated the "Wheel of a Hundred Wishes".

Then she took out the Chen Ge gourd, placed it against her chest, and stretched her right hand out from her sleeve to grab the gourd above her chest.

Then, under Irene's surprised gaze, Nangong Ya slowly pulled the Naggaku Inahi out of the gourd.

"This moment, the time of death!"

Nangong Ya grasped the middle of the Naggasi Rice Light and pulled it out smoothly. Then she waved her hand lightly, and the lightning instantly shattered the wooden stake in front of her, and even left a serious mark on the wall of the Knights of Favonius.

Although Nangong Ya does not have the element of thunder, this weapon has been with Ying for thousands of years and has long since accumulated infinite power.

"..."

As expected, it wasn’t that her weapon was not easy to use. Nangong Ya didn’t expect that she failed to control her strength and ended up cutting the wall of the Knights of Favonius.

"Okay, so awesome!"

“So this is how it was solved?”

Erin was in such a state of shock that she hadn't noticed the damage to the wall.

"Study hard, and one day you will be like me."

Nangong Ya patted Irene's shoulder gently, stuffed a small bag of Mora into Irene's hand, and then ran away without looking back before Irene could react.

Although she could use purification to restore the wall, the noise just now might have alarmed the Knights. Nangong Ya thought it would be better to run away quickly, otherwise she was worried that Jean would connect this matter to her playing with Klee.

"Have you heard? It seems that Irene is about to possess the Eye of God. She cut down the wall of the Knights with one sword."

"Is she that amazing? I see she's really talented from working so hard!"

Because Irene chose to keep the escaped Nangong Ya a secret, such rumors began to spread in Mondstadt afterwards.

Just when Nangong Ya was thinking about going to Fenglong City to find Klee, Diona suddenly blocked her way.

"Hey, where did you go last night? Why didn't you come to my house?"

Diona stopped in front of Nangong Ya, stared at her with some displeasure and asked.

"I saw that all the Fatui in the Goethe Hotel had left, so I went there and booked a room for the night."

Nangong Ya explained to Diona that she might only stay in Mond for a day or two, so she thought of staying in a hotel for one night.

"Hmph, what a waste of money. It's as if you're not welcome in my house."

Diona snorted in dissatisfaction, her tail swishing behind her.

"When you come back to Mondstadt, whether you stay for one day or two, you can come see me."

"Of course, I'm not worried about you, I just don't want you to waste money. It's not good to waste money at your age."

……