Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

For Xiangling, slaughtering pigs and cooking are jobs she is most skilled at. Although this pig is a little bit big, it will only be a little troublesome when bleeding and butchering the pig.

After dealing with the big snow pig king, Xiangling took out a few candies and distributed them to the children, and called over little Ganyu and little Shenhe.

They all possessed the Ice-type Divine Eye, and Xiangling asked them to help freeze the remaining pork.

The two worked together and quickly froze the remaining pork in a huge block of ice, just like the other fresh meat in the snow-capped mountains.

After dealing with the remaining pork, Xiangling carried the large amount of pork that had just been cut and several large tubs full of pig blood back to Wanmin Hall and began to prepare the whole pig feast for lunch.

Although the guests who had just watched were dispersed by the Qianyan Army, Wanmin Hall quickly returned to its usual liveliness after the Qianyan Army left, and many guests also came to taste the meat of the pig.

However, since Xiangling was responsible for preparing the whole pig banquet, the task of cooking for these new guests fell on Xiangling's father, Master Mao.

When Xiangling just entered the kitchen to busy herself, Noel also went to Nangong Pavilion and called Nangong Ya and the others over.

Under Nangong Ya's comfort, Guoba became visibly more aggrieved. He sat on the ground and held the pen with his hands that seemed to have no fingers.

"Tsk, forget it, I'll lend this to you."

Seeing Guoba's pitiful look, Nangong Ya had to shake her head, took out the Chen Ge gourd and took out the Lingxi pen that had not been used for a long time.

He placed the Lingxi pen on the small table in front of Guoba and injected a little elemental power into it. The Lingxi pen immediately started to write a review on the paper.

"Lulu! Lu~!"

Guoba's eyes widened, then he stood up with a look of joy on his face, jumping up and down on the spot and cheering.

With the writing speed of the Lingxi Pen, as long as Guoba replaces it with white paper in time to continue writing, the 10,000-word review can be completed in no time.

After reminding Guoba to change the paper, Nangong Ya touched its head and turned back to walk into the store.

"Lulu~"

Although he still had to stay here, Guoba still waved happily at Nangong Ya.

Walking into Wanmin Hall, Nangong Ya naturally saw the table where the group of children were sitting, but at this time, the group of children were surrounding Yun Jin enthusiastically.

"Um, why are you guys so close?"

Surrounded by a group of children, Yun Jin felt a little overwhelmed. She tried to remain calm and gently touched Lei Dian-chan who was closest to her.

Although due to her popularity, she can meet many audiences who support her when she attends some occasions, but she has really never met many children who like to listen to opera.

"Three-color dumplings..."

Lei Dian raised his head and looked at Yun Jin, and couldn't help drooling from the corners of his mouth.

"...?"

Yun Jin was stunned for a moment, and Jiu Tiao Sara, who was standing next to him and was a little puzzled by seeing Yun Jin being so popular, was also stunned for a moment.

She reacted quickly and raised her head to look at the headdress Yun Jin was wearing.

Yun Jin also noticed it and subconsciously raised her hand to touch the headdress on her head. It did look a bit like a dumpling.

Just when Yunjin felt a little funny, little Ganyu, who was holding her arm on the left, couldn't wait to stretch out a hand to grab Yunjin's headdress.

"Wait, no..."

Yun Jin hurriedly tried to stop Xiao Ganyu, but the little fox Zhaigong on the other side also raised his hand.

"Don't be too greedy."

Before Kotsu Saiguni could succeed, Noelle picked her up.

Kujo Sara also reacted and picked up Raiden-chan to prevent her from continuing to pester Yunjin.

After the two were taken away, Yun Jin breathed a sigh of relief. He picked up little Ganyu with one hand and used the other hand to stop her from raising her hand to grab her headdress.

Fortunately, Xiao Shenhe and Qiqi were more sensible. Xiao Shenhe didn't treat it as a tri-color dumpling at all, while Qiqi swallowed his saliva and restrained himself, sitting there obediently waiting for Xiangling to serve the dish.

"hug!"

Wendy was sitting across the table. When little Tevarin on her shoulder saw that the other three were being held, he immediately jumped off her shoulder and crawled into Wendy's arms.

"Okay, okay, come and try some."

Wendy smiled and nodded, then picked up a wine jug that had appeared from nowhere and was about to pour it into little Twarin's mouth.

But little Tevarin had followed him for so long that he knew these were definitely not good things. He quickly shook his head to refuse, then buried his head in Wendy's arms.

"Hey, don't forget it..."

Seeing this, Wendy had no choice but to pour the wine in the jug into her own mouth.

"..."

However, just after taking a sip, he saw Nangong Ya walking towards the door. He immediately placed the wine jug on the table next to him and pretended nothing had happened.

Nangong Ya didn't pay attention to it. Seeing that there was an empty seat next to Noel, she sat down next to Noel.

"?"

Looking at the situation on the table, Nangong Ya found that most people were holding a child...

"Shen He, come here, I want to hug you."

Nangong Ya was naturally no exception. She opened her arms towards Xiao Shenhe opposite her and invited her to come over.

"No, Qiqi, you go."

Xiao Shenhe refused expressionlessly, then pushed Qiqi next to him.

"Ah, okay..."

Qiqi nodded obediently, stood up and trotted to the other side of the table, stretched out her arms and hugged Nangong Ya's neck. Nangong Ya then picked her up and let her sit on her lap.

"It's crooked..."

Nangong Ya muttered softly.

"..."

In this way, Ansos and Xiao Shenhe were the only ones left in the whole venue.

The two looked at each other, and Xiao Shenhe patted his thigh and signaled to Ansos.

Ansos rolled his eyes, reached out his hand, picked up little Shenhe, and let her sit on his lap.

Although Xiao Shenhe had a look of dissatisfaction on his face, he did not struggle to go down.

Not long after, Xiangling started serving the dishes. Since it was a whole pig banquet, naturally every dish was related to the Snow Pig King.

Taking into account that there were many children and their appetites might be relatively small, Xiangling did not make the portions particularly large. Instead, she cooked about the same as at a banquet, with each person having just one piece. However, this also allowed her to cook and serve more dishes.

After all, there is no inedible part of a pig's body...

Cold pork head, salted pork noodles, red oil ear slices, fried pork skin with bean sprouts, braised pork, stewed pig's trotters, braised pork elbows, dry pot pig's tail, stewed spareribs, fried pork liver, dry pot pig intestines, stir-fried kidney, pork and green onion dumplings, etc...

The portion of each dish was enough for Nangong Ya and her group of twelve people at the table to finish it with just one piece each. It felt like they were at a banquet.

Occasionally, if there is some left after everyone has taken their share of a dish, it naturally belongs to Ganyu, and she will glare at anyone who tries to grab it.

Just like that, a sumptuous whole pig feast ended, and it also announced that the king of the snow pigs had left them forever.

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