Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

Noel's rock sword was not sharp and was blunt overall, so under this powerful blow, almost half of the body of the Snow Pig King sank into the ground.

"what……"

Noel suddenly cried out when he saw the Snow Pig King fall to the ground unconscious after being knocked down by him.

"S-Sorry! I'll help fix the street!"

Noelle put away the custom-made greatsword in his hand and spoke to Keqing apologetically with a slightly red face.

"It's okay. You are the Knight of Favonius from Mondstadt, right? Thank you for your help in subduing this pig king."

Keqing shook her head, put away the Dragon's Roar in the box in her hand, and thanked Noel.

"Ah, no, no, I'm just a maid of the Knights..."

Noelle waved her hands in denial.

"The maid sister is so handsome! That's amazing!"

"Maid, that's awesome!"

The children who were told by Noel to stay aside ran over and happily threw themselves on Noel. Soon, Noel was covered with children.

"Ah, I'm really troubled by you guys doing this..."

Noelle raised her hand, looking at the two girls hanging on her arms and the other girls hugging her, and couldn't help but want to persuade them to get off.

"Sister Maid, I want to eat pork."

Little Ganyu squatted down and hugged Noel's legs, with her head under her skirt, and pointed at the big snow pig king on the ground and spoke to Noel.

"As for pork..."

Noelle had no choice but to look at Xiangling next to her.

"Hehe, no problem, I'll kill it and make you a sumptuous lunch!"

Xiangling nodded with a smile. It was thanks to Noel that he defeated the Snow Pig King, otherwise she might have been injured.

"Xiangling, before then, please pay the cost of repairing the road to the Qianyan Army. Also, write a 10,000-word review and send it to the General Affairs Department before tomorrow night."

Keqing crossed her arms and said to Xiangling in an unpleasant tone that if the Snow Pig King caused trouble in Liyue Harbor, the damage caused would be immeasurable.

“Eh? I see…”

Xiangling was so surprised that the tail end of her words dragged out, but when she saw Keqing's expression that did not allow rejection, she had no choice but to nod her head obediently.

She still has to deal with the Big Snow Pig King. It will be too late if she is caught and put in jail.

Although my father can handle it, it would be a waste to give him such perfect ingredients...it would be a pity if I can't handle it myself!

"Lulu~"

Guoba ran forward happily, patted the big snow pig king that seemed to have lost its life on the ground, then turned around and waved to Xiangling.

"Here we go, let's take care of it now while no one is around... Ouch! I got it, I'll have someone take it out of the house and deal with it..."

Xiangling wanted to deal with it on the spot, but before she could pick up the butcher knife, Keqing hit her head in annoyance, so she had to speak weakly.

"Since I caused the trouble, I'm here to help."

Noelle looked at the big snow pig king embedded in the ground, immediately put down the child on his back and walked forward to introduce himself, then walked forward.

"Hey!"

Keqing and Xiangling wanted to go over to help, but before they got close, they saw Noel lift up the giant snow pig king with one effort.

"Amazing……"

Xiangling and Keqing spoke in astonishment, then hurriedly took Noelle to the back of Wanmin Hall. This yard also belonged to Xiangling's family, so there should be no problem slaughtering the pig here.

……

Nangong Pavilion.

After Nangong Ya introduced each doll, the wise big eyes of [Fat Dragon King] finally seemed to poke Yun Jin, and she took the doll in her hands and played with it with interest.

"If you like it, I'll give it to you."

Since the [Fat Dragon King] with wise eyes was not a limited edition, Nangong Ya gave it to her generously with a wave of her hand.

"Haha, no need, it's just a little Mora, I can pay for it myself."

Yun Jin held [Fat Dragon King] in his arms and shook his head to politely refuse Nangong Ya.

"It's okay, you just said a little bit, don't worry about it."

Nangong Ya waved her hand and continued:

"After all, you are the favorite artist of our Wangsheng Hall's guest Zhongli. Maybe I can trick him next time... hehe..."

Nangong Ya couldn't help but cover her mouth and smirk at the end.

"...Okay, then I'll accept it."

Although he didn't know why Nangong Ya suddenly laughed strangely, since she said so, Yun Jin accepted the doll.

"Haha, then I should go too. See you next time. Same with Mr. Wendy, Miss Saro and Anthos."

After handing the doll to the store and packing it in a box, Yun Jin said goodbye to Nangong Ya, Wendy and the others.

But just when Yun Jin was about to leave, Noel hurried over from outside the door.

"Huh... Well, Miss Xiaoya, Miss Xiangling asked me to invite you over. She asked me to tell you that the Snow Pig King is ready to be slaughtered."

Noelle breathed a sigh of relief and then explained to Nangong Ya in the store.

"The Pig King is ready to eat!"

Nangong Ya's eyes lit up and she quickly stepped forward and grabbed Yun Jin.

"Yunjin, don't leave in a hurry. Let's go have a meal together. The Snow Pig King was caught by Ying, Xiangling and I in the snowy mountains. Don't miss it."

Nangong Ya explained to Yun Jin, then turned back to look at the store:

"You guys come too, but Wendy, let me tell you first, if you drink in front of the kids, I won't be polite."

Having said that, Nangong Ya did not forget to warn Wendy. After all, Wendy was probably the only one who loved drinking among those present.

"Hey, okay, okay, I got it."

Wendy touched her head and stuck out her tongue, then reluctantly agreed.

"Xiao Cai, you can come too."

Seeing that Wendy agreed, Nangong Ya finally turned around and looked at Ansos.

"It would be nice if you could call me by another name."

Ansos was full of resentment about this name, but he still stood up and walked to Nangong Ya and the others.

"Hey, so this is your name. I didn't know it."

Wendy, who was beside Ansos, chuckled. He was also one of the Seven Gods, and naturally had met Ansos at the gathering of the Seven Gods that year.

“No, that’s not my name…”

Anthos said depressedly.

Afterwards, Nangong Ya asked two shop assistants to stay and look after the store, and took everyone to Wanmin Hall.

When they arrived at Wanmin Hall, they happened to hear this conversation...

"Oh, please, Guoba. I can't finish writing a 10,000-word self-review in one day. Please help me write it first. When I finish cooking, I will come back and write with you. After that, I will make you something delicious. Please, please!"

“Lulu…”

Xiangling was busy cooking, leaving Guoba sitting there alone, feeling aggrieved. Its little hands could hardly even hold a pen.

"Guoba, are you doing your homework?"

Let Noel take everyone in to find Ganyu and the others first. Nangong Ya came up to Guoba and asked curiously.

"Lulu, Lulu, Lu——"

“Lululu…”

Hearing Nangong Ya's words, Guoba gestured with his hands to explain the situation to Nangong Ya. Finally, he made a gesture of holding a sword and smashing it down, then raised his hand with grievance and pointed at the smashed street outside.

"Oh, so you are writing a self-criticism!"

Nangong Ya suddenly realized and guessed what Guoba was doing.

"Lulu!"

Guoba nodded immediately.

"Don't do this next time. The streets cannot be destroyed casually."

After understanding the whole cause and effect, Nangong Ya gave Guoba some instructions.

"Lu?!"

Guoba had a shocked expression on his face.

……