Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

Chapter 167 Lesson 1

"Traveler, Paimon, please stay."

At the Mulou Teahouse, when Ying and Paimon passed by, Kamisato Ayaka couldn't help but call them.

"It's Linghua, what's the matter?"

Paimon flew over and asked curiously.

"I'd like to ask you for help with something."

Kamisato Ayaka explained, then quickly waved her hands and explained:

"That being said, please don't worry too much. This is not a request from the company magistrate or the Kamisato family. It is a request initiated in my personal name."

……

After buying some desserts and snacks and returning to the kindergarten, Kujo Sara had a rare experience of being popular with other kids. When Ganyu and the others saw the desserts, they all rushed over to her and almost climbed on top of her.

After distributing the things they bought, they sat quietly beside the swing and started to eat.

This quiet appearance finally made Kujo Sara feel relieved. It was the first day and she really had no experience in coaxing children.

"Thank you for your hard work, Sara. These children will be left to you until Xiao Gong arrives."

Nangong Ya also got a snack and patted Kujo Sara on the shoulder while tasting the tri-color dumplings.

"I see."

Kujo Sara had no choice but to nod. She had already tried to accept the fact that she would become a kindergarten teacher.

then……

"Children, finish your meal early. I will teach you archery for the first lesson today. Everyone follow me to the yard."

When they had almost finished eating, Kujo Sara spoke and attracted their attention.

For children, new things can attract their attention the most. Except for little Ganyu, none of them had ever shot arrows, so they left the swings and followed Kujo Sara to the yard.

“They teach this in kindergarten…?”

Nangong Ya was puzzled for a moment, but she did not disturb Kujo Sara from attending class and followed him to the yard to watch.

Although Kujo Sara had no experience as a kindergarten teacher, she had some experience in teaching others. She had already prepared a target and several bows.

Considering that children might not be able to pull the bowstring, the bow she prepared was a toy bow. It lacked power and range, but it was not a problem to use it to hit the target in the yard.

"Hehe, Ganyu has her own bow!"

When Kujo Sara was distributing bows and arrows, little Ganyu took out his bow of Amos with a proud look on his face, which aroused the envy of other children.

They looked at the small wooden bow in their hands, then looked at the much more beautiful blue and white bow of Amos in Ganyu's hand, and all the children looked at Kujo Sara.

"Teacher Sara, we also want a nice-looking bow..."

"..."

Facing the children's request, Kujo Sara was silent for a moment. The best bow she had on the battlefield was no match for the Bow of Amos in Ganyu's hand...

Just when Kujo Sara was in distress, Nangong Ya beside him snapped his fingers, and the grass elemental power gathered on the wooden bows in the hands of the children.

Although the wooden bow is still a wooden bow, it has been decorated with vines and flowers, making it look much more beautiful.

"Great!"

Qiqi and Xiaohu Zhaigong then happily held the wooden bows in their hands, and even Xiao Shenhe was a little satisfied.

"..."

Kujo Sara gave Nangong Ya a look of gratitude, and then began to teach the children how to draw the bow and shoot arrows.

For safety reasons, the arrows she prepared were all blunt-tipped, so there was basically no need to worry about hurting anyone when shooting with this toy wooden bow.

"Hey!"

Imitating Kujo Sara's movements, Xiaohu Saigū pulled the bowstring with all her strength. Even though it was a toy, it was still a little difficult for her.

"Okay, good job, now aim at that wooden target."

Kujo Sara walked up to the children, half-knelt down so that his eyes were level with Kokitsune Saigū, and then pointed at the target in front of them to remind them.

"Ah."

Kokitsune Saigū responded, aimed at the target with difficulty, and then released the bowstring at Kujo Sara's signal.

"..."

Looking at the arrow that was caught by Kokitsune Saigū's fingers and had not been shot out, Kujo Sara was silent for a moment.

"Haha, Fox is an idiot."

Little Ganyu on the side pointed at the arrow in Xiaohu Saigong's hand and laughed.

"Eh?"

Xiaohu Saigong looked at the target for a while but didn't see the arrow that was shot. After hearing Xiao Ganyu's words, he looked down and found that the arrow was still in his hand.

"Hehe, let's take a look at Ganyu's."

Little Ganyu proudly raised the bow of Amos in her hand. She didn't even need an arrow. As soon as she pulled the bowstring, the Frost Arrow condensed into a shape.

"and many more……"

call out--

Snapped--

Before Kujo Sara could stop him, Xiao Ganyu had already shot out the Frost Flower Arrow, which accurately hit the wooden target and shattered it. Then a frost flower rose up and bloomed in the air, freezing the shattered wooden target.

"It's so cold..."

The cold air came, and Qiqi and Xiaohu Zhaigong, who did not have the God's Eye, hurriedly hid behind.

"..."

"Ganyu! Don't use elemental power at home anymore! Otherwise I won't give you lunch!"

Just when Kujo Sara was having a headache, Nangong Ya came over with a bad look on her face and taught little Ganyu a lesson.

"Ah, Ganyu didn't mean it. Ganyu wants to have lunch..."

Little Ganyu weakly hid the Bow of Amos behind his back, and then looked at Nangong Ya aggrievedly.

"Hmph, there won't be a next time."

After tapping Ganyu's forehead hard with her finger, Nangong Ya turned around and looked at Kujo Sara.

"Sa Luo, if they don't obey you next time, you can be more aggressive."

"okay, I get it."

Nangong Ya's words made Kujo Sara nod his head, and Nangong Ya walked forward to break the ice created by Xiao Ganyu, and restored the broken target.

"Well, now continue to follow me. Whoever hits the bull's eye first will get a big chicken drumstick for lunch."

After seeing Nangong Ya restore the target, Kujo Sara continued talking to the children, tentatively using things they might like to arouse their interest.

"Big chicken drumstick... Ganyu wants to eat it!"

Little Ganyu's eyes lit up and he immediately raised his Bow of Amos again.

"No, Ganyu, we've already shot. It's our turn."

Qiqi immediately stood in front of Xiao Ganyu.

They have just seen how accurate Xiao Ganyu's archery is. If she were to go first, they would probably miss out on the big chicken leg.

"That's it."

Xiao Hu Zhai Gong immediately agreed, and Xiao Shen He also nodded when he saw it.

"Hey, why is this happening..."

Under the rule of minority obeying the majority, little Ganyu had no choice but to wait obediently at the end of the line.

"Come on, Qiqi, follow my movements."

“Only when the mind, bow and arrow are in one can you hit the target.”

Kujo Sara began to teach them one by one.