Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

After following Kujo Sara on a tour, Nangong Ya was very satisfied with this house. It would be completely sufficient even if it could be turned into a kindergarten, especially since there were only four children now.

"Come out, kids!"

Nangong Ya took out the Chen Ge gourd and called out softly, releasing the four girls together.

"This is Ganyu's!"

"its mine!"

When the girls were released, Xiao Ganyu and Xiao Hu Zhaigong each grabbed one side of a plate of fried tofu and looked at each other angrily.

This was prepared by Kamisato Ayaka for her at dinner yesterday at Kokitsune Saigū's request, and she took part of it back into Chen Ge's gourd.

"As for food, it's Ganyu's responsibility!"

"This is what Sister Linghua prepared for me!"

The two showed no intention of letting go.

Xiao Shenhe and Qiqi watched from the side, and they didn't know who to cheer for or how to stop them.

"Ahem, Mr. Saro, now is the time to test your professionalism. Go ahead."

Seeing the two people arguing, Nangong Ya patted Kujo Sara on the shoulder to remind her.

"..."

Kujo Sara felt a little scalp-tingling. She had never taken care of a child before, so she could only go forward with gritted teeth.

"Ahem, could you two stop fighting?"

Kujo Sara squatted down in front of the two men and asked carefully.

"No, Ganyu is hungry!"

"I'm hungry too!"

The two men ignored Kujo Sara. In order to exert more strength, little Ganyu even opened his mouth and bit the plate. In this way, with the combined strength of his two hands and head, he quickly gained the upper hand.

Seeing that he was about to lose hold of the plate, the little fox Saigong had no choice but to imitate little Ganyu and bite the plate.

Click——

As the two of them wrestled, little Ganyu accidentally used a little too much strength and almost broke a piece of the plate.

Having lost the strength to use his mouth, little Ganyu couldn't hold the plate firmly and was grabbed by the little fox Saigong.

"what?"

This caused both of them to lose their balance and fall backwards, and even the fried tofu in the plate was thrown out.

Nourishes—

Seeing the situation was critical, Kujo Sara immediately turned into a flash of purple electric current and grabbed the plate with one hand to catch the fried tofu, then came back in an instant and put his hands around the waists of Xiao Ganyu and Xiaohu Saiguni to prevent them from falling.

"Are you okay?"

What just happened happened in too short a time. By the time little Ganyu and little fox Saiguni reacted, they were already hugged by Kujo Sara, and the plate with a missing piece was safely placed in front of them.

"Ouch!"

Little Ganyu opened his mouth and swallowed the fried tofu on the plate.

"Woo..."

Tears welled up in Xiaohu Saigū's eyes, and then...

“Uooaaaaa——!”

Then the little fox Saigiya started crying loudly, and little Ganyu licked her lips contentedly.

"Don't cry, don't cry..."

Kujo Sara had no choice but to let go of little Ganyu and put down the plate, and tried to comfort the little fox Saigong in a somewhat helpless manner.

At this time, Xiaohu Zhaigong was the more shy and introverted of the two souls, and was relatively easier to bully.

"..."

Nangong Ya observed from the side and found that Kujo Sara was indeed not very good at comforting children, but her presence could ensure that the children would not be in danger.

"It seems that I have to watch Xiaogong to coax my child. Although she agreed after the fireworks yesterday, she doesn't know where the kindergarten is. I have to go find her again."

Nangong Ya thought secretly, and Kujo Sara also felt a headache after hearing the crying of the little fox Saigū.

"Don't cry, sister will buy you another one, okay?"

The embarrassed Kujo Sara could only plead with Kokitsune Saigū, hoping that she would stop crying.

"... Ugh, don't lie to me."

Xiaohu Saigong rubbed his eyes, his eyes were red, and then he stopped.

"Will you get something to eat if you cry? Qiqi wants to cry too... woo..."

“Then Ganyu also wants to… Uaaaaa——”

"Eh eh eh?!"

Suddenly, two more people started crying. Kujo Sara tried frantically to comfort them, but was completely unable to do so.

Only little Shenhe was sitting quietly by the side.

"You, what are you still looking at! Come over here and help!"

Kujo Sara was unable to cope with the situation and could only shout to Nangong Ya who was watching the show on the side.

"I'm coming."

"I'm telling you, you can't just comfort a child with words, you have to take actual action, watch this."

Nangong Ya responded and raised her hand as she spoke.

The grass elemental force attached to the beams of the roof, forming vines that then hung down to form two swings.

"Children, whoever is the most obedient can play on the swing and eat tri-color dumplings at the same time!"

Nangong Ya occupied one of the swings first, then reminded Xiao Ganyu and the others who were crying.

"Swing!"

"Three-colored dumplings!"

Xiao Ganyu and Qiqi's eyes lit up, and Xiaohu Saigong even covered his mouth with his hands to prevent himself from crying.

"I see. We need to attract children with things they like so that they won't make a fuss."

Kujo Sara was surprised for a moment, and quickly made this conclusion.

Since he could only work as a kindergarten teacher here for the next period of time, Kujo Sara naturally worked hard to improve himself to avoid the fact that he couldn't even take care of the children from reaching the ears of General Raiden.

What if the general has a child and doesn't let me take care of him?

Just when Kujo Sara was daydreaming, Nangong Ya nodded with satisfaction and arranged for them who would play first.

There are two swings in total. The first time, Xiao Ganyu and Xiao Hu Zhaigong sat on them together, after all, they are both crybabies. Then Xiao Shenhe and Qiqi were responsible for pushing them, and they would take over later.

As for why Nangong Ya didn’t make four swings, it was of course because if everyone sat on them, no one would come to push them.

"Sala, don't just stand there, go buy some tri-color dumplings, or some other snacks."

After arranging for them to go play, Nangong Ya urged Kujo Sara next to her.

"Ah...ok."

Kujo Sara had no choice but to respond and turned around to go out to buy tri-color dumplings.

She could never have imagined that buying tri-color dumplings would become an important daily task for her in the near future.

"Hehe, a little higher~"

Holding on to the vines on the swing with both hands, little Ganyu swung her little feet happily in the air, urging little Shenhe to use more force.

"it is good."

Xiao Shenhe responded and exerted force with his hands.

“Whaaaa——?!”

Little Ganyu almost collided with the ceiling and was so scared that he quickly hugged his head with both hands.

And just as she was falling back, little Shenhe thought for a moment and hid aside, so little Ganyu swung half a circle and almost touched the ceiling again.

This time she almost fell off the swing. She didn't even bother to hold her head with her hands and hurriedly grabbed the vines on the swing tightly.

After a few thrilling swings, the swing slowly calmed down.

"Woo, Qiqi...don't use too much force!"

Looking at the miserable condition of little Ganyu, Xiaohu Saigong reminded Qiqi behind him with a trembling voice.

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