Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Don't be afraid, Sister Walnut. They are not here to destroy the store."

Nangong Ya came out and comforted Hu Tao.

"It's Xiaoya! Why didn't you say so earlier? Come on, come in and sit down. The guest official should be back soon!"

Walnut then breathed a sigh of relief and warmly welcomed everyone into the Hall of the Dead.

Since Hu Tao basically had no chance to see an immortal, let alone see an immortal in human form, she did not recognize any of the immortals who had transformed themselves into human form and could not help but take a look at them.

As for Xiao, in order to avoid being recognized by Hu Tao, he sent her to the door of the Hall of Rebirth and then left on his own.

"Come, come, this is the Tianheng Rock Bone Tea that Zhongli Keqing has collected. It will quench your thirst~"

Hu Tao took the initiative to make tea and poured it for the fairies.

"I also want."

Smelling the fragrance of tea, Zhong Li, who was placed on the seat next to him by Master Liuyun Jiefeng, subconsciously raised his hand.

"OK……"

Hu Tao's attention fell on the little girl who looked very similar to the guest of Wangsheng Hall, and she couldn't help but notice the dragon horns on her head.

"Dragon horn? It looks like the horn of Immortal Ancestor Fa Tui..."

Pouring tea for Zhong Li, Hu Tao couldn't help muttering to herself.

"Could it be that Keqing Zhongli..."

Suddenly, a possibility emerged in Walnut's mind.

"Oh no, the Emperor's concealment of his identity is about to be exposed..."

The hearts of all the immortals tightened, only Nangong Ya and Xiao Ruotuo looked gloating.

"Could this child be the child of Ke Qing and Di Jun?"

Although it felt incredible, Kurumi still said it subconsciously.

“It has a rich aroma and a mellow taste, with a sweet and refreshing aftertaste and a distinct rock flavor.”

Zhong Li ignored Hu Tao's blind guesses, took a sip of tea, and nodded his comment.

This appearance made Hu Tao even more certain that she was Ke Qing's child!

"Is her guess pretty accurate?"

“I think it’s pretty accurate.”

Nangong Ya and Xiao Ruotuo were quietly communicating in the corner.

Due to his steady personality, even as a child, Zhong Li would obviously not be the kind of person who would easily embarrass himself. This made the two very dissatisfied and they began to discuss how to bully little Zhong Li.

But with the immortals watching over me, it might be difficult to succeed...

"Okay, okay. Since she likes to drink tea, let's make some tea for her tonight..."

The two discussed in a low voice, and the steady and well-behaved Zhong Li became the darling of all the fairies. Under the banner of protecting the young emperor, none of them was willing to refuse to go to Yunjian.

Even Grandma Ping, who was worried about Yaoyao, finally took her back to rest. This was the only time that Grandma Ping regretted living with an old appearance.

"That's strange, why hasn't the guest come back yet?"

Hu Tao waited at the door for a while, but Zhong Li never came back, which made her a little confused.

"Could it be that he was caught eating a free meal and was left to wash dishes somewhere..."

Muttering to herself, Kurumi decided to wait a little longer, as if she didn't come back, she would have to close the store.

At this time, most of the employees of Wangsheng Hall had gone to rest, but Zhong Li was very energetic, perhaps it had something to do with the tea he had just drunk.

But the immortals were worried and were trying to find ways to coax Zhong Li to sleep.

"Hehe, when it comes to taking care of children, I am also an expert. Let me do it."

Master Liuyun Jiefeng said this with some pride, then approached Zhong Li gently.

"Little Li, it's time to go to bed. Good children shouldn't stay up late."

As he spoke, Master Liuyun Jiefeng stretched out his hand and gently stroked the horn on Zhong Li's head.

This was the experience she gained when she was teaching Ganyu. Children like to be touched on the horns while they sleep.

"Liuyun! How dare you touch her horns!"

"We haven't even touched it yet! Don't touch it!"

The other two immortals hurriedly stepped forward to pull away Master Liuyun Jiefeng, vying to touch Zhong Li's horn.

"Nonsense! Let me do it! I'm good at taking care of kids!"

"Tsk, Shen He was the one who gave the child to me to take care of!"

"You all took it but I didn't! Let me take it too!"

The three immortals almost got into a fight.

Such noise made Zhong Li couldn't help but swing the end of his tail and hit it on the chair a few times. It was obvious that he didn't like it.

Jumping down from the chair, Zhong Li ignored the three quarreling immortals and turned to walk aside.

"Wait! Stop arguing! Where is the Emperor?!"

In the middle of the argument, the three immortals suddenly discovered that Zhong Li was missing, and they hurriedly looked around for the situation.

"She thought you guys were too noisy, so she just went to lie down in the coffin. It's quiet inside."

Nangong Ya nodded towards the golden coffin enshrined in the Hall of Rebirth.

The immortals looked over and found little Ruo Tuo sleeping on the coffin lid.

The young Zhong Li did not have the strength to open the coffin lid, and it was only with the help of Nangong Ya and Xiao Ruotuo that she was able to lie down in it.

"Lord Ruota, please get out of the way! Don't make the Emperor feel depressed!"

Seeing this scene, the immortals didn't care about little Ruotu's identity. They rushed forward and three of them lifted little Ruotu down and threw him aside, then opened the golden coffin in a hurry.

And inside the coffin, Zhong Li was sleeping soundly while holding the limited edition "Emperor Rock King" doll produced by Nangong Pavilion.

Seeing this scene, the fairies were reluctant to wake her up and just quietly watched her cute appearance as she fell asleep.

"Do they look like they're holding a wake?"

“I feel quite similar…”

Xiao Ruotuo and Nangong Ya were whispering to each other.

They didn't expect Zhong Li to fall asleep so quickly, so their plan to force her to get up to go to the bathroom by giving her tea was ruined.

"Could it be that Keqing Zhongli knew the news and therefore did not dare to come back?"

Walnut at the door was puzzled for a moment, then had to close the door and go back into the house.

……

The next day, when Zhong Li woke up, she found that someone had stuffed three quilts into the coffin she was lying in. She was woken up by the heat...

After pushing the quilt out of the coffin, Zhong Li finally got out of the coffin smoothly. At this time, she also heard the birds singing in the early morning.

Following the sound into a room, she found a thrush in a cage, singing happily.

Since there were no birds competing for favor during this period, the thrush was also well taken care of.

Carefully opening the birdcage, Zhong Li cupped her hands in front of the cage and looked at the thrush in the cage with some anticipation.

The thrush tilted its head slightly. It didn't recognize the human in front of it, but it always felt close to him.

As Zhong Li expected, the thrush jumped out of the cage and landed on Zhong Li's soft palm.

"Oh……!"

Zhong Li's eyes suddenly became much brighter, and she walked outside holding the thrush in her hands.

"Haha, Zhong Li, have you finally figured out that you should feed this bird to me?"

As soon as I went out, I met little Ruotu. Its eyes lit up and it came over immediately.

After hearing what Xiao Ruotuo said, Zhong Li looked at the thrush in her hand, and then looked at Xiao Ruotuo who was blocking her way.

"Go away, or I'll call for help."

"???"

"You chased me away for a bird!"

Little Ruotu looked at Zhong Li in disbelief.

……