Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Zhongli Zhongli, be good, the bad guys have been chased away!"

Seeing that Xiao Ruotuo had created such a good opportunity for her, Nangong Ya immediately rubbed her hands amid the astonished expressions of the immortals.

Little Ruotu used all his strength to push himself into Zhongli's arms, trying to stop him from standing up.

"Haha! You're done!"

After rubbing her hands, Nangong Ya immediately moved towards Zhongli.

Seeing that it seemed too late to dodge, Zhongli grabbed the little Ruotuo in his arms in an emergency.

"..."

"..."

Nangong Ya's glowing hands fell on little Ruotuo.

Perhaps it was because the rejuvenation would not be triggered repeatedly, and little Ruotu's body flashed with white light and returned to normal.

"hehe."

Zhongli then smiled slightly, let go of Xiao Ruotu and raised one hand.

bang——

"Now that you're back, sit down and eat together."

Zhongli rubbed his hands and spoke to Nangong Ya who was squatting on the ground, while at his feet little Ruotuo was lying on the ground with his head covered, looking aggrieved.

"Damn it! Why did you use my money to treat us? Where's Pada? Why don't you go find him?"

Nangong Ya, who was also squatting on the ground with her head covered, had calmed down a lot after being beaten, but she still questioned angrily.

"He has returned to the winter."

Zhongli had no choice but to explain that although he tried to keep him, Tartaglia did not dare to disobey the Ice Queen's order, so he had to leave after giving Zhongli a bag of Mora.

As for the whereabouts of the bag of Mora, all we can say is that some people really can't save money.

"So you're eating with my money?"

"Not really. The money should be compensated to the immortals."

Facing Nangong Ya's continued questioning, Zhongli turned around and looked at the immortals.

"..."

All the immortals kept their mouths shut and dared not speak. Only Grandma Ping laughed but did not say anything.

"You caused a big commotion in Jueyunjian before. Don't think that you can be exempted from responsibility by repairing the mountains and land. You should have apologized to the immortals. I see that you have no sense of self-awareness, so I had no choice but to help you do the job for money."

Zhongli explained to Nangong Ya with confidence, which made it obvious that he was more right.

"Then why is Ping here?"

Nangong Ya turned around and looked at Grandma Ping. Grandma Ping did not live in Jueyunjian, so she did not rush over at that time.

"Haha, old people just like to be lively. I just came here to take a look."

Grandma Ping explained with a smile.

"That's not right. Jueyunjian is shared by all the immortals, so naturally Ping also has a share."

Master Liuyun Jiefeng couldn't help but correct it.

"Ah, this, um..."

Nangong Ya hesitated for a moment, but by this point her anger had long since subsided, and she even felt a little embarrassed.

"Since we're here, why don't we fight him first?"

Secretly running to Nangong Ya's legs, Xiao Ruotu encouraged her in a low voice.

"Go ahead if you want to. I can't beat you."

Nangong Ya spoke to Xiao Ruotuo in an unpleasant tone. How could she want to fight back after having already been beaten?

Finally, she had no choice but to sit down and start eating with the other fairies.

"Hmph, coward."

"Xiao, give me that, Lotus Pig!"

Little Ruota snorted, ran back to his seat, half-lay down on the table and spoke to Xiao next to him.

Although she sat down, Nangong Ya was restless. She stared at Zhongli's chopsticks, and immediately took away whatever he was about to pick up.

"..."

Zhongli's chopsticks froze in mid-air, and before he could change his target, Nangong Ya stretched out his chopsticks again.

That is, taking advantage of the moment when Zhongli was stunned because the dish he wanted to eat was taken away first, Nangong Ya's hand touched his hand holding the chopsticks.

Nangong Ya decisively put down her chopsticks and grabbed Zhongli's wrist. By this time, it was too late for Zhongli to come to his senses...

"Don't forget that you just rubbed your hands but haven't touched them yet, hahaha!"

Nangong Ya laughed triumphantly.

Zhongli's expression was somewhat helpless, and soon his body was quickly covered by white light.

"Emperor!"

The immortals cried out in surprise, and Zhongli quickly shrank in the white light.

As the white light faded, a child with long hair appeared at Zhongli's original position. Both the eye color and hair color matched Zhongli's exactly.

But apart from her long hair, what makes her different from Zhongli is that she actually has a pair of brown-orange dragon horns on her head.

Although it is different from Xiao Ruotu’s Dragon King’s crown, it is the dragon horn that is more in line with Nangong Ya’s impression of “dragon”.

"What are you holding me for?"

Zhong Li raised his head and looked at Nangong Ya who was holding his right hand.

"wait wait wait……"

"It's fine if you touched the Emperor, but why did you become a girl this time?!"

Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng was the first to react. She was so frightened that she subconsciously wanted to spread her wings but then she remembered that she was still in human form.

"Well, the Emperor has many incarnations. You have all seen him incarnate in female form. I just wanted to give it a try, but I didn't expect it to work."

Nangong Ya spread her hands, then reached out and pinched Zhong Li's face with a smug look on her face.

"Don't bully her!"

Nangong Ya was happily pinching her, but little Ruotuo angrily climbed onto the table and pushed Nangong Ya's hand away.

"From now on, she is my best friend, and no one is allowed to bully her!"

Little Ruotu protected Zhongli and stood on guard with his big tail erected.

"No, you're ugly and fat."

Looking at the little Ruotuo who was blocking his way, Zhong Li turned his head away without mercy.

Little Ruota's eyes widened, and his erect tail suddenly became limp. He lay down on the table with a look of despair, then slid from the corner of the table and fell to the ground with a plop.

"Ahem, you are worthy of being the Emperor. You really have personality."

Master Lishui Dieshan coughed twice to break the silence.

"Indeed, the little emperor is so cute and lovable, why not let me hug him!"

Master Liuyun Jiefeng agreed, then couldn't help but stand up and hug Zhong Li.

The immortals didn't react much to this. After all, who among them hadn't hugged the baby last time?

Oh yeah, Xiao came late so he never hugged him...

Zhong Li did not resist and let Master Liuyun Jiefeng pick her up, but she still couldn't help but look around.

It was only then that the immortals noticed that Zhong Li not only had dragon horns, but also a dragon tail behind him.

"I want to go home."

Zhong Li raised a hand and pointed at the door.

"Let's go, let's send the little emperor home."

Compared to the food in Liuliting, Zhong Li is obviously more important in the eyes of the immortals, so no one objected.

Nangong Ya even picked up the Chen Ge gourd and pointed it at the food on the table which had not been eaten much.

"The dining table!"

As Nangong Ya called out, the entire table was sucked in.

……

After leaving the Glazed Pavilion, the fairies surrounded little Zhongli and returned to the Hall of Rebirth.

"Oh my, there are so many customers today~ Do you want to buy some Wangshengtang set meals? Buy one get one free~"

Seeing so many customers coming at once, Hu Tao immediately came up to promote the business of Wangsheng Hall.

However, when Hu Tao saw the little Zhong Li in the arms of Master Liuyun Jiefeng, he paused.

"This time it really is the child of Zhongli Keqing!!!"

"It's over! This is a debt of love that has come to me with a child. With so many people, they won't smash my funeral hall, right...?"

"Um... Keqing Zhongli is not at home, how about you come back later?"

……