Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

Although the Liyue Seven Stars had some reputation, it was obvious that they could not reach Inazuma, who had been in seclusion, so in the end Thomas took out the landing procedures he had prepared in advance to deal with the situation.

"If you have something like this, why don't you take it out earlier!"

Paimon couldn't help but blame Thomas.

"Haha, I just wanted to see your reaction."

Thomas dealt with it with a smile, and then continued to explain: "The inspection station only registers your identity when you land on the island. If you want to stay on the outlying island, you need to go to the Far Country Inspection Office to go through the residence procedures."

Since Inazuma was in a closed-door policy, the shogunate's soldiers would basically check these procedures when they met foreigners. If one wanted to stay in Inazuma openly, it was obviously not possible without going through the procedures.

"Ganyu is hungry..."

Little Ganyu, who had woken up at some point, smelled the snacks from the roadside stall and couldn't help but pull on Nangong Ya's sleeve.

"Let's eat something before we leave."

Nangong Ya said this and ran to the roadside stall with little Ganyu. Paimeng also followed with Ying, and the others had no choice but to follow.

They simply bought a few snacks called bird egg fried food, and then they ate while walking towards the Yuanguo Supervisory Office.

The situation that followed was similar. The inspector from the Far Country Supervisory Office immediately quoted a sky-high handling fee of one million Mora per day, including Nangong Ya, Ying, Paimeng, Sucrose, Xiao Shenhe, and Xiao Ganyu, a total of six million Mora.

Just when Paimon was so angry that he wanted to argue with the other party, Thomas quickly interrupted and bargained the price from 6 million Moras to 600 Moras on the pretext of treating the other party to a meal.

What Paimeng didn't expect the most was that the other party actually agreed readily!

In this way, after paying 600 Mora, the residence procedures for six people were successfully completed.

Then Ying told Thomas that she wanted to meet General Lei Dian, and Thomas said that he had a way to introduce them to the most noble and honorable being, but the premise was...

Nangong Ya didn't listen any further after that, because she knew Ying was going to help run away again. She was not interested in such busy matters. She just said that if they were leaving the island, they could call her, and then she left Ying, Paimon and Sucrose and ran away.

Sucrose was too embarrassed to leave by herself, so she had to follow Ying and Paimon to run errands.

Leaving Ying and Paimon, Nangong Ya sneaked to the back of the residence of the Kanjo Bugyo Hiiragi family, secretly touched the Seven-Day God Statue and activated it.

However, what made Nangong Ya speechless was that the mansion of the Hiiragi family was built here, completely blocking the way to the Seven Days Statue, as if they had taken the Seven Days Statue for themselves and did not give ordinary people the opportunity to worship it.

“No one dares to occupy Liyue’s statue.”

Xiao Shenhe also noticed this and said with his arms folded over his chest while looking down at the Hiiragi family mansion below.

"That's it."

Nangong Ya nodded in agreement with Xiao Shenhe's words.

Then she looked towards Yingxiang Mountain. Even though it was far away, she could still vaguely see the cherry blossom trees on the mountain.

However, it was most likely an ordinary cherry tree and not the sacred cherry tree. Although she couldn't tell it from such a distance, she remembered that there were many ordinary cherry trees planted there.

"If I touch the sacred cherry tree, I can purify its roots..."

Nangong Ya muttered something, but she was just curious. Compared to the filthiness of the sacred cherry tree, she was more interested in the pink-haired fox on Yingxiang Mountain.

"Come on, I'll take you to Naruto-taisha Shrine to find the scumbag fox!"

Thinking of this, Nangong Ya said something to Xiao Ganyu and Xiao Shenhe, then put her arms around their waists and picked them up, then flew towards Yingxiang Mountain.

The shogunate soldiers guarding the exit of the island could never have imagined that someone would fly away from the island...

"Fox? Is it game?"

Little Ganyu put a finger on the corner of his mouth and asked with drooling mouth.

"Eat, eat, eat. My mind is full of food."

Before Nangong Ya could reply, Xiao Shenhe, who was also held by Nangong Ya by the waist, knocked Xiao Ganyu on the head in annoyance.

"Woooo..."

Little Ganyu covered his head and looked at little Shenhe aggrievedly.

As it flew through the air, the shadow of the mountain appeared closer and closer in Nangong Ya's eyes.

However, considering that most of the shrine maidens in the Narukami Taisha Shrine are ordinary people, Nangong Ya did not bring the two of them to land directly in the Narukami Taisha Shrine, but landed on the road near the top of the mountain.

"what is this?"

After landing, the little Ganyu who was put down curiously grabbed the red cherry hydrangea next to him, but his palm went straight through it and couldn't touch it at all.

"These are petals of the sacred cherry tree. You need the element of lightning to collect them. If you like them, I'll let Fox give you some later."

Nangong Ya glanced at the red cherry hydrangea on the ground and explained it to Xiao Ganyu.

She had picked this thing before...

"What a jerk! Are you talking about me? It's very rude to say bad things about others behind their backs, little sister~"

At this moment, a pink-haired woman wearing a shrine maiden's costume slowly walked down from the top.

"Wow? How come you suddenly appeared!"

Nangong Ya didn't expect that Yae Shen Zi would come down on her own initiative, and the strange nickname she used to call her was heard. Nangong Ya was a little embarrassed for a moment.

"Haha, flying here from the outlying island with such fanfare, isn't that telling me to come out and greet you?"

Yae Shenzi chuckled, waved his finger lightly, and threw out an arc of electricity that fell on the scarlet cherry hydrangea. The scarlet cherry hydrangea turned into petals again and floated up and fell into little Ganyu's hands.

"Ah! Thank you, pink-haired sister!"

Holding the beautiful cherry blossom petals in her hands, little Ganyu thanked Yae Shinto with surprise.

"You're welcome, little sister~"

"No, no! You rebelled! You rebelled!"

As soon as Yae Shen Zi finished speaking, Nangong Ya quickly stood between the two of them.

"Ganyu, listen, you have to call her Sister Son of God."

"And you, Godson, why don't you say hello to your sister Ganyu!"

Seeing that the two of them addressed each other the wrong way, Nangong Ya immediately corrected them.

"Sister Shenzi?"

"Sister Gan Yu?"

Little Ganyu was a little confused, but Yae Shinto had a slightly surprised look on his face.

Although she was able to investigate recent events in Liyue and Mondstadt, most of the people who knew about Nangong Ya's abilities were high-ranking officials in power, so the Eightfold Goddess was unaware that she had the ability to turn people into younger ones.

However, there was another reason that really surprised Yae Shen Zi: why did Nangong Ya know him so well?

"Hehe, little sister, are you saying that this little girl is Ganyu, the secretary of the Liyue Seven Stars?"

Quickly recovering from his shock, Yae Shinko confirmed with Nangong Ya with a faint smile.

"That's right, my Ganyu has temporarily become smaller due to some circumstances."

Nangong Ya nodded affirmatively.

"Haha, does she look familiar to me~"

"It is reasonable for me to call you... Sister Ganyu~"

Yae Shinko leaned over and approached little Ganyu, calling her sweetly and picking her up again.

"what……?"

Little Ganyu opened her mouth somewhat at a loss.

"..."

This is different from what I expected!

Yae Shinto was not at all embarrassed by the title, which made Nangong Ya a little disappointed.

……

(ps: put a patch here

The Heart of God is a remote way to send messages to inform the gods in power that "a certain god has died, and a certain position is vacant", so the Thunder God and the Grass God who are not around can also receive the message. Similarly, Funina who pretended to be the Water God and deceived Tianli can also receive the message——)

(In addition, there will be a patch for Purification later to explain why touching the Heart of God does not turn you into the corpse of the Third Advent.

(What else can I do? I can’t go back and rewrite it——)