Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Not good! Dense lightning elements are gathering directly above and in front of us. Turn left! Go full speed ahead!"

Beidou noticed the change in the density of the elemental force in the thunderstorm and immediately shouted and gave orders.

"...Wow! Paimon just cursed once, how can there be such a petty god!"

Such a change occurred just after he finished speaking, and Paimon couldn't help but speak angrily.

boom--

The elements of the thunderstorm gathered too quickly. Before the Death Star could turn the rudder and avoid it, a bolt of lightning as thick as a bucket struck down and hit the center of the deck.

With a sound like an explosion, the entire deck cracked, but the Death Star was relatively stable as a whole, and the cracked deck did not collapse immediately.

The Death Star continued to move forward and was struck by lightning several times along the way, causing serious damage to the Death Star in many places and even the mast was split.

"Huh... The thunderstorm seems to adjust its power according to the people trying to pass below. This time it may be that there are too many God's Eye holders that caused such a danger."

After finally rushing out of the thunderstorm area and arriving at the calm sea, Sugar, who was also awakened and came out of the Chen Ge pot, breathed a sigh of relief and expressed his guess about the thunderstorm.

After all, including her, there were a total of six God's Eye holders and one Ying on the Death Star.

"Is that so? I should have let Sister Ying come here to find the teleportation anchor point by herself and then come back to bring us here..."

"I'm sorry that this is a bit strange."

After taking a look at the badly damaged Death Star, Nangong Ya scratched his head and said.

She originally wanted to let Ying do this, but since she had never been out to sea before, she thought sailing on the sea would be quite interesting, so she simply came up and went with them.

"Forget it, I'll go back to my room and sneak a little on the boat, so don't tell me it's me."

Thinking of this, Nangong Ya said something and turned back to her room.

"Little boat, little boat is good, the bad guys have been driven away..."

On this day, the sailors who broke through the thunderstorm witnessed the occurrence of a miracle again. The Death Star, which had been severely damaged, was restored to its original state in a burst of white light.

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"Found it, found it, Ganyu is here!"

Below the deck, Paimon found Ganyu curled up and asleep in a pile of debris, and quickly called out to alert Nangong Ya and the others.

Nangong Ya hurried over and found little Ganyu sleeping soundly.

She was so afraid of thunder that she felt uneasy even if she hid in the corner, so she had to use the debris nearby to cover herself. She accidentally buried herself in the debris.

By the time she rushed out of the thunderstorm, she had fainted from fright...

"Poor child, let's get her out of bed."

Nangong Ya picked up the poor little Ganyu.

At this time, the Death Star had docked near the outlying island, and Nangong Ya followed Beidou off the ship.

"Haha, thanks to you, Xiaoya, otherwise it would be very difficult for me to repair the Death Star."

Beidou patted Nangong Ya on the shoulder and thanked her.

"I don't understand what you are saying."

Nangong Ya turned away her eyes.

Just now, she didn't want so many ordinary people on the ship to look at her, so she chose to hide in the room, but looking at Beidou's expression, she already knew her ability.

That’s right, after all, she is Ningguang’s best friend…

"Yo."

At this moment, a black-haired man suddenly blocked the crowd.

"You are finally here, the big sister of the Liyue people. I have been waiting for you for a long time."

The man greeted Beidou and observed Nangong Ya and the others who were following behind Beidou.

Nangong Ya also stared at the other person, racking her brains to recall but still felt that the other person was different from what she remembered.

"Wait...you dyed your hair?"

Unable to understand, Nangong Ya couldn't help but interrupt and ask Thomas.

"Ah... can't this little sister see that?"

Thomas was stunned for a moment and raised his hand to run his hair.

"Haha, to be honest, a few days ago the castle tower issued a wanted order for a foreigner with blond hair. To avoid suspicion, I had to dye my hair temporarily."

After confirming that there was nothing wrong with his hair, Thomas began to explain helplessly.

"A foreigner with blond hair?"

Nangong Ya and the others turned to look at Ying.

"…How about I dye my hair too?"

Ying spoke speechlessly as everyone was looking at the top of her head.

"If you need, I can use the grass elemental power to turn your hair green."

Nangong Ya nodded and suggested, holding the sleeping Ganyu in one hand and surging grass elemental power in the other hand.

"No, I can do it myself."

Ying rolled her eyes, controlled the elemental power and gathered it on her hair, using the wind element to dye her hair blue.

At first glance, the hair is still golden, but if you look closely you will find that every strand is blue.

Although she didn't understand why the castle tower was looking for a blond foreigner, Ying thought it would be better to be cautious. She had been very cautious in Mondliyue before.

"Will the water element continue to spread if you get caught in the rain like this?"

Nangong Ya asked curiously, but Ying put her hands on her hips, rolled her eyes and did not answer.

"Haha, what amazing skills these stowaways...oh no, distinguished guests."

Thomas clapped his hands softly; he had had much more trouble dyeing his hair before.

"Humph, it's all because of your General. Recently, the thunderstorms and waves off the coast of Inazuma have been stronger than before."

Beidou complained unhappily that if it weren't for Nangong Ya's help, her Death Star would have to be returned to the factory for an overhaul.

"Oh, by the way, let me introduce you to Thomas, a business partner I just got to know recently."

After complaining, Beidou turned back and introduced Thomas to Nangong Ya and the others.

"Yo, I've been looking forward to meeting you guys."

Thomas waved to Nangong Ya and the others, but it was obvious that he was mainly waving at Ying and Shatang, who looked the oldest.

In fact, Thomas was also somewhat puzzled. Why did this traveler come to Inazuma with so many children? Was he here for tourism?

Just like that, after everyone introduced themselves to Thomas, Beidou returned to the Death Star and left.

At Thomas's suggestion, everyone went to the inspection station to register their identities.

"Hello, please tell us your identities and purpose for landing on the island."

"Oh, no, Mr. Thomas."

At the inspection station, an inspector named Yinshan explained to Nangong Ya and Ying.

"Uh……"

After Yinshan said this, Paimeng became a little confused. What was his identity?

"What's the matter? Please tell me the detailed information of everyone and whether there is any accompanying cargo."

Seeing that Paimeng was slow to speak, Yinshan gave a reminder.

"We are here to do the doll business."

Seeing that Paimon couldn't answer, Nangong Ya had to interrupt and answer.

"Doll business? This... do you have a business license from the International Chamber of Commerce?"

Yinshan was a little surprised. During the period when Inazuma was closing the country to the outside world, how could someone go through a thunderstorm to sell dolls?

"No, we don't have any cooperation with the Wan Guo Chamber of Commerce... This is the business license issued by our Nangong Pavilion in Liyue personally by the Liyue Seven Stars."

"The purpose of our trip is to establish supply channels in Inazuma and promote the development of friendship between the two countries."

"Besides, buying and selling dolls should not be within the business scope of the International Chamber of Commerce."

Nangong Ya, who was well prepared, took out the certificate given to her by Ningguang and showed it to her, then explained it to Yinshan.

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(ps: The main story is over, Fu Fu is so pitiful)