Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"It's a rare trip for you to come out. Little Ganyu and Little Shenhe, is there anything you want to buy?"

Holding two little girls on the left and right, Nangong Ya asked them curiously.

"Ganyu wants to buy this... No, this... Woo! Ganyu wants to buy it all!"

Little Ganyu drooled and looked around at the sumptuous breakfast stall, but didn't know what to choose.

"I want to buy this."

Xiao Shenhe grabbed the white tasseled spear in the hand of a Qianyan soldier next to him and turned to look at Nangong Ya.

Qianyan Army: "..."

"terribly sorry!"

Nangong Ya hurriedly went over to pull Xiao Shenhe away and apologized to the Qianyan soldier.

Seeing that the three of them were children, Qianyanjun smiled and shook his head, not caring, and continued patrolling.

Afterwards, Nangong Ya took the two of them to a ramen shop and bought three small bowls of ramen for breakfast.

"The ramen here tastes good. I asked the boss to add some toppings. If you can't finish the noodles, you can eat the toppings."

Nangong Ya reminded Xiao Ganyu and Xiao Shenhe, and then started eating happily.

"Hand-Pulled Noodle……"

The young Ganyu obviously doesn't know how to use chopsticks. She can only hold a chopstick in each hand, one on the left and one on the right, and try to pick up the ramen in the bowl.

Little Shenhe imitated Nangong Ya's movements and soon mastered the basic method of using chopsticks.

"Eh? You, you shouldn't learn so fast, wait for Ganyu..."

Seeing that little Shenhe learned it all at once, little Ganyu was so anxious that tears were about to come out, but she still could only hold one chopstick on each side.

"No wait."

Little Shenhe refused mercilessly, then slurped his noodles while looking at little Ganyu.

"Wow...she bullied me..."

Little Ganyu could only look at Nangong Ya with tears in her eyes and looked aggrieved.

"Don't cry, don't cry. Let me teach you."

Seeing that little Ganyu was about to cry, Nangong Ya had no choice but to put down her bowl and chopsticks, stand up and walk behind little Ganyu.

"Come on, do as I say..."

Extending her right hand and holding Xiao Ganyu's right hand, Nangong Ya began to teach her how to hold chopsticks.

Although she didn't figure out the trick on her own, she could still learn quickly if someone taught her step by step.

“Hehe, Ganyu can use it too!”

Little Ganyu then burst into laughter and then happily enjoyed the delicious ramen.

"Good times..."

It wasn't long before Ganyu finished the ramen in her bowl, and leaned back in her chair, holding her stomach with her hands, looking contented.

"Let's go once we're full."

"Boss, send the bill to Nangong Pavilion."

Nangong Ya nodded, then stood up and spoke to the two girls who had already eaten.

"Sorry little sister, we don't sell on credit in this small business."

Nangong Ya: “…”

Fortunately, Nangong Ya still had some money with her, and she took the two of them away after paying the bill.

"Whoosh~"

He also spent money to buy a toy for each of them at the toy stall. Little Ganyu kept blowing air into the windmill in his hand, and was very happy to see it spinning.

"You are indeed a bad person. I don't like you."

He wanted to buy a realistic spear toy but was rejected, and then was forced to buy a rattle and stuff it into his hand. Little Shenhe looked at Nangong Ya with some dissatisfaction.

"How can I be considered a bad person?"

Nangong Ya pinched little Shen He's cute cheek in annoyance.

"Bad guy..."

Little Ganyu next to him imitated Nangong Ya's actions and pinched the other half of Xiao Shenhe's face.

then……

"Wow! Ganyu is wrong! Don't chase Ganyu!"

Little Ganyu was chased by little Shenhe with a rattle for two blocks, and Nangong Ya had no choice but to follow them.

Both of them were in their childhood state, so the difference in physical strength should not have been that big, but little Ganyu soon couldn't run any faster, and was caught up by little Shenhe, who pinched her cheeks hard.

"Ooooh... help me..."

Little Ganyu struggled and asked Nangong Ya for help, so Nangong Ya had to step forward and separate the two.

"Shen He, you can't be so fierce to children, understand?"

After stopping Xiao Shenhe, Nangong Ya gave Xiao Shenhe some instructions.

"understood."

Little Shenhe responded with his mouth, but he was fiddling with a rattle in his hand, and he didn't look serious at all.

Just as Nangong Ya was instructing little Shenhe, little Ganyu, who had slipped away to the side, suddenly ran back happily, holding... a piece of rice crust in his arms.

"Look, I found an unwanted pet!"

Holding the somewhat confused rice crust in his arms, little Ganyu ran to Nangong Ya and happily raised the rice crust in his hand.

Although Guoba is much heavier than ordinary dolls, Ganyu can still be held in his arms for a short period of time.

"Lulu?"

Guoba tilted his head and looked at Nangong Ya in confusion.

"Guoba is not an unwanted pet!"

"That's not right, Guoba is not a pet! He is my friend!"

When he turned around, he found that his rice crust was missing. Xiangling hurried over and was inevitably a little unhappy after hearing what Xiao Ganyu said.

"You steal things. You are a bad boy."

After hearing Xiangling's words, little Shenhe, who was shaking the rattle, turned around and said to little Ganyu.

"Eh? I, I didn't..."

Xiao Ganyu quickly put down the rice crust and hid his hands behind his back in denial.

"Huh? It's Xiaoya, good morning. Are they your friends?"

Xiangling, who was approaching, noticed Nangong Ya and greeted her before asking.

"Ahem, she's my friend's apprentice. I'll help take care of her."

Nangong Ya did not reveal Xiao Ganyu's identity, but just explained it this way.

"I see. It seems that Xiaoya is also a reliable little adult like Yaoyao."

"Lulu~"

Xiangling then nodded in understanding, and Guoba, who had been listening, also clapped his hands.

"Oh, by the way, Xiaoya, I don't know when the big snow pig king from last time will be able to turn back. He has eaten a lot of feed these days and has gained a lot of weight, but Mora has also spent a lot of money."

I haven't seen Nangong Ya much these days. Whenever I meet Xiangling, she can't help but talk about the situation of the Snow Pig King with a sad face.

She is a chef, not a farmer.

"Well... I don't know the exact time. If nothing works, I can only wait until it gets fat and then kill it."

Nangong Ya scratched her head and had no choice but to make this suggestion.

After hearing Nangong Ya's words, before Xiangling responded, little Ganyu quickly covered her belly and hid behind little Shenhe.

"That's all it can do."

Xiangling had no choice but to nod, but in her heart she still hoped that the Snow Pig King could change back, after all, that way he would have more meat.

After saying goodbye to Xiangling, Nangong Ya took little Ganyu and little Shenhe for a walk and bought them some clothes.

In her words...

"Children shouldn't dress so sexy!"

Under Nangong Ya's special selection, Xiao Shenhe was dressed in clothes similar to the clothes that Xiao Shenhe wore when he was young in "The Goddess Splits the View", and Xiao Ganyu was also dressed in similar clothes.

"The clothes are so pretty!"

Little Ganyu happily turned around on the spot, then rushed over and hugged Nangong Ya's right hand.

"Yeah, as long as you like it, it's just 79 yuan for a set of clothes. As long as you can send the bill, I'm not afraid at all."

Nangong Ya nodded and spoke to Xiao Ganyu and Xiao Shenhe, then took the two of them out of the children's clothing store.

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