Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Humph, luckily I am smart."

After throwing the sleeping Nangong Ya, little Ganyu, little Shenhe and the sack into Shenhe's room in the cave, Master Liuyun Jiefeng left with his head held high in triumph.

Nangong Ya was hugging the sleeping little girl on both sides, with the young Ganyu curled up in her arms obediently. Little Shenhe's sleeping posture was rather special, she was lying upside down, and while being hugged she kicked Nangong Ya in the face with one foot.

While the three girls were sleeping, on a ship named Zhudian Fang at Liyue Port.

"Zhongli, why are you here too?"

"Oh, it's you two. I didn't expect to meet you here by chance."

Zhongli, who was talking to someone, turned around and greeted Ying and Paimon who had just boarded the boat.

"Are these two your friends?"

Archaeologist Wan Yan, who was sitting opposite Zhongli, asked curiously.

"Well, I had the honor of meeting him some time ago. He is very knowledgeable and well-informed, and I feel very compatible with him."

Zhongli nodded slightly and praised generously.

"Yes, it's us."

Paimon raised his little head proudly.

"Heh, we just talked about the topic of the Rock King Emperor in history. Are you interested in listening?"

Zhongli didn't care about Paimon's pride, but invited Ying.

"This gentleman seems to have underestimated the power of Lord Yan. As a professional archaeologist, I must correct some of his views."

An archaeologist named Han Xue also spoke at this time and explained the topic they were discussing.

"We are discussing the whereabouts of the first Mora in history."

"The first Mora in history?"

Paimon, who was very interested in food and Mora, was attracted and asked curiously.

"Today, Liyue has the sole right to forge Mora in the entire continent, and the first Mora in the world should have been forged by Lord Yan himself thousands of years ago."

Hanxue continued to explain.

"Well, based on my research... plus a little guesswork, I think this Mora with special significance should have been secretly passed down as a token of trust."

Wan Yan also nodded in agreement.

"…If the items that the Emperor used to practice before forging Mora were discarded, would they also be considered the first Mora?"

Zhongli suddenly asked another question.

"Or, if a golden coffin is made with the same materials and techniques as the Mora, would it be considered the first Mora?"

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"Woo..."

The next day, when Nangong Ya woke up, she saw a little black-haired girl sitting on her.

The girl looked familiar...

"Shen He?"

Nangong Ya asked tentatively.

"you know me?"

Xiao Shenhe's action of pinching Nangong Ya's neck paused slightly.

"Hey, of course I know you~ Come on, let me hug you~"

After confirming that the other person was indeed Shen He, Nangong Ya didn't care how she became smaller. She happily reached out and hugged the cute little Shen He in her arms.

"Well...you are indeed a bad person. I am going to strangle you to death."

Being held and unable to move again, little Shenhe struggled angrily in Nangong Ya's arms.

"Well, it's so noisy..."

Next to them, the blue-haired little girl with two horns on her head rubbed her eyes and sat up, looking at Nangong Ya and Xiao Shenhe with some confusion.

"Hey! Ganyu, why did you become smaller too!"

Only then did Nangong Ya notice the little Ganyu beside her and exclaimed quickly.

She came to bring Ganyu back to Liyue, why did she turn into a child...

How can I take this back?

"Well... Ganyu wants a hug too!"

Little Ganyu couldn’t answer Nangong Ya’s question, but after seeing her holding little Shenhe, Little Ganyu immediately came over and the three of them hugged each other.

In desperation, Nangong Ya had to use the brute force of her demonic body to pick up the two girls, one on the left and one on the right.

It was just that Nangong Ya was only a little older than them, and little Ganyu was holding her head affectionately, while little Shenhe was hitting her head with his soft fists, causing her considerable trouble.

After leaving Shen He's room, Nangong Ya saw Master Liuyun Jiefeng who was still fiddling with the "anti-Nangong Ya device".

"Breakfast is over there. I specially prepared some soy milk. You can feed them."

Master Liuyun Jiefeng, who had extensive experience in taking care of children, had already arranged everything. He pointed to the side and gave reminders without even turning his head.

"Oh fine……"

Nangong Ya had no choice but to take the two girls with her.

Hearing that it was time for breakfast, the tired little Shen He was willing to stop playing. Nangong Ya held them both and placed them on their seats.

"Qingxin is so bitter, Ganyu, don't eat Qingxin!"

"I don't want it either!"

Not long after they sat down, little Ganyu and little Shenhe, who had just taken a bite of Qingxin, immediately started to make a fuss.

“…Xiaoya doesn’t want it either!”

Seeing the two of them making a fuss, Nangong Ya simply joined in.

"Go, go, go! If you don't want to eat, get out and go to Liyue Harbor to buy food!"

The three of them started to make a fuss. Master Liuyun Jiefeng threw Nangong Ya out of the cave in annoyance. Then he patted little Ganyu and little Shenhe on the head and told them to follow Nangong Ya to find food.

"Liuyun, you are too biased..."

Nangong Ya, who was thrown out, stood up depressedly, then took little Ganyu and little Shenhe to run to find the teleportation anchor point.

With the help of the teleportation anchor, the three of them quickly arrived at Liyue Harbor.

On the other side, Guyun Pavilion.

"By the way, Zhongli, we said before that Xiaoya is also a demon, but we still don't know her name. Just like Heulia is the Demon of Salt, is she the Demon of Glazed Lily?"

The salt cup and salt ruler were thrown into the sea by Zhongli. At this time, Paimon suddenly thought of this question and couldn't help asking Zhongli.

"Yes, she was born in the sea of ​​colored lilies in Guiliyuan. She is the master of colored lilies."

"At that time, she was just like Heulia, with great power but her fighting power was only at the bottom among the demon gods."

"But she herself is cheerful. She even went to Heulia to stage a farce called the Battle for the Title of the Weakest Demon God of Liyue."

Zhongli did not hide anything and explained Nangong Ya's identity to Ying and the others.

"I see. That's quite her style... But she's not very famous in Liyue. After all, we've never heard of her legend."

Ying and Paimon then nodded.

"Well, after all, she was sealed by me before Osel, so naturally not many people know about her."

"Eh?!"

……

"Ganyu can't eat this!"

While buying breakfast in Liyue Harbor, Nangong Ya suddenly discovered that little Ganyu was fed by a kind shop owner by acting cute, but after seeing the name of the shop, she was so scared that she quickly stopped Ganyu.

After all, the store is called "Lao Yang Mutton Buns"...

"Why... Ganyu is hungry..."

After Nangong Ya snatched the mutton bun from his hand, little Ganyu looked at Nangong Ya with grievance.

Nangong Ya looked around and had to lean over to whisper in Xiao Ganyu's ear.

"This is a steamed bun made of mutton. Ganyu, you are the coconut sheep. Eating this kind of bun is equivalent to..."

"Wow! Ganyu doesn't want to eat anymore!"

The timid Ganyu was frightened at once and quickly covered his head and dodged away.

"Wuwu...don't eat me anymore..."

Looking at little Shenhe who was also eating a mutton bun beside him, little Ganyu said tremblingly.

"..."

Xiao Shenhe didn't respond, but bit his mouth even wider.

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