Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

『/夜深星澜/: No one in China can beat us Yunnanese in this regard. Every year, people get poisoned by wild mushrooms in Yunnan. Even so, we have to eat them every year, but no one ever blames wild mushrooms for being poisonous. They all think that they are not cooked well, that they don’t add garlic, and that they don’t use lard to fry them, so they don’t think they are poisonous.』

The ancients smacked their lips. How could they blame the food? They could only blame their own wrong cooking methods.

The emperors in the palace had people test poison every day: We are an exception. If someone really poisoned us, we would be finished.

The Emperor ate his meal silently. Millet porridge can nourish the stomach! Add a few potatoes and he was satisfied.

People in the Qin and Han dynasties smiled bitterly to themselves. They really didn't eat much food, and those appetizing condiments were nowhere to be found.

Fortunately, now that day has come, in addition to daily food, you can also exchange items with the system mall.

The children who have never tasted the food of later generations can't forget the spicy strips. The stimulated taste buds keep secreting saliva, and they can't wait to lick their fingers clean. It's so addictive!

But the child’s parents only use it as a reward or motivation, otherwise what if the child becomes a picky eater?

People are truly amazed when they see what people in later generations do. They would rather go to the hospital for an allergy than not feed their mouths. No matter what the reaction is, they just eat first!

『/Double diffusion/: The Chinese who survived are very obsessed with food.

Reply:

/柒尧q/: Those who had allergies back then have long since died, so why are there so few Chinese people with allergies, but there are still some who have survived tenaciously. 』

"/一只小阿乾/: Some parents in Shandong think that their cooking skills are not good, so they will not think that the food has gone bad, and will still heat it up and continue to eat it. "

"/Haitang.Thirteen/: I am not allergic to Mixue's ice cream, I am allergic to Mixue's ice cream powder."

『/Rain falls, first snow falls/: Let's put it this way, the child is allergic to something.

Foreign parents: You absolutely can’t eat it

Chinese parents: We eat less.

『/Octopus/: "Survival of the Fittest, Natural Selection"』

『/False(False)/: Mango is spicy, right? 』

Ancient people: So they not only have to suffer the consequences of the war of the times, but also have the problem of allergies?

Why do I suddenly feel dizzy and dizzy? Did they eat something that they are allergic to?

Leng Xiaoyun had no idea about the old man's tricks. He picked up the key and went out, heading straight for the hot pot restaurant.

The air outside still retained the sultry heat from the rain, but the lights had just come on and the roadside lights illuminated the surroundings as if it were daytime.

Looking at the bustling crowds, people of all dynasties couldn't help but envy, thinking that life in the later generations was really good.

The colorful neon lights shine brightly, adding a touch of worldly touches to the bustling atmosphere of the surrounding city.

Everything looks so peaceful.

Cross the busy street and come to an antique building.

Leng Xiaoyun stepped in. The store looked literary and quaint, but there was something else going on inside.

It was as if they had walked into a basement, and everyone's perspective followed the people of later generations to their destination.

Leng Xiaoyun smelled the fragrance in the air and swallowed reluctantly.

Who understands her? Ever since she had her wisdom teeth removed, she has had enough of the life of plain rice and vegetables. Today, she must have some meat.

After selecting the dishes, Leng Xiaoyun went to the seasoning area to choose his own flavor, and then sat down at his own seat to rest.

The people of each dynasty looked at the people coming and going, doing their own things in an orderly manner. The tables of the surrounding customers were also full of food, which made the people of each dynasty feel a little anxious after eating.

There is no harm without comparison. People in later generations live like gods!

Seeing the rows of clear seasonings, I couldn't help but become curious about the hot pot behind it and wonder what it tasted like. It's a pity that the light curtain does not have the function of sharing the smell, otherwise, the aroma on the scene would definitely keep people awake.

Some active people have ideas in their minds, and they might try to make this hot pot, and maybe they can succeed.

[Humans are indeed at the top of the food chain! ]

[Tomatoes are so red that they look poisonous, and as a result, a hundred ways to cook tomatoes have been developed.]

[Lactic acid bacteria: I am a bacterium, humans cannot see me, I should be safe! ]

[Chili: As long as I grow up, no one will eat me, but I was roasted and eaten anyway. ]

[Shitou: I can’t even eat it, but I was made into a sour soup! ]

……

Looking at the endless stream of videos, Leng Xiaoyun turned off her phone. Checking the phone was not as important as eating.

After dinner, while digesting the food, visit the night market and check out the barbecue stalls.

Although my stomach is full, I can't help but drool.

The people of the Tang Dynasty felt that they were somewhat similar to later generations. They wondered what the city that never sleeps would look like thousands of years from now?

When I think about it, I feel a little emotional. It must have been even more lively.

Visit the lantern festival and enjoy the scenery, the splendor of the Tang Dynasty is indelible.

In this regard, every citizen of the Tang Dynasty is very confident. The development of culture gives them confidence, and they also remember the glory of the Tang Dynasty displayed in later generations firmly in their hearts.

In a trance, everyone watched as a triangular green object appeared on the light screen, tied up with a rope.

When I opened it, it was filled with different kinds of food.

Ancient people: Is the sky determined not to let them sleep well today? If they do this, their dreams in the middle of the night will be delicacies for future generations.

[Southwest F4: The world is a huge Zongzi, a delicacy for the Dragon Boat Festival]

[Don’t argue about whether northern and southern rice dumplings are sweet or salty. To the Southwest F4, the world is a giant rice dumpling that can contain anything edible.]

[Guizhou has pig zongzi, grass ash zongzi, and bacon zongzi;

In Sichuan and Chongqing, there are spicy zongzi, hot pot yak zongzi, and preserved egg zongzi;

Yunnan has colorful rice dumplings, which make you want to eat them, such as porcini mushroom dumplings, rose flower dumplings, and colorful pineapple dumplings.

Seeing the different kinds of main materials wrapped inside, the people under the tent felt confused. How did people in later generations develop such a habit of eating randomly?

It seems that people in these places do not have the north-south conflict, at least not so clear-cut, but maybe it's because they eat both meat and vegetables.

Anyway, they saw clearly that people in later generations had a much larger capacity for food.

"What is that piggyback dumpling?"

"I don't know. Maybe I packed too much stuff?"

You should know that they also have the custom of eating rice dumplings. Sweet, salty, meat fillings, etc. have become special foods. Rice dumplings with different flavors feel very different, and children also like to eat them very much.

The emperors of the Qing Dynasty were very impressed when they saw this. Their craftsmanship was more comprehensive, and there were countless famous specialties of rice dumplings.

"Roast duck rice dumpling", "ham rice dumpling", "coconut milk pearl rice dumpling"...

But they mostly make it into round or long shapes, but this method of preserving rice dumplings is also very cumbersome.

[Okay, Mr. Qu Yuan’s food standard in the southwest region is indeed at the next level.]

『/Say Goodbye to the World/: Well, does anyone want to eat chestnut dumplings? 』

『/呆呆鱼/: Well, uh, I suddenly had an idea, why are there no Zheergen Zongzi. 』

『/悠悠然/: I just ate three-color rice dumplings, they were delicious. 』

『/Mu Nannan/: ??? How come I didn’t know there were so many kinds of zongzi in my hometown? What about the white zongzi I’ve been eating since I was a child? ! ! 』

『/Chihiro寻寻/: For me, it doesn’t matter if the rice dumplings are sweet or salty, as long as they are edible, I am not picky. 』

『/ Sedimentation version (Xun Shao)/: Am I the only one who likes to eat bacon dumplings dipped in sugar? 』

"/Zhou Anli/: I had a century egg rice dumpling for the first time yesterday and it gave me diarrhea! "

……

Just when everyone thought there would be more debate about this, the development of the matter has already gone beyond this circle.

Besides eating rice dumplings, another indispensable activity during the Dragon Boat Festival is dragon boat racing.

For this reason, the progress of dragon boat racing has changed in different parts of China.

[There are three types of dragon boats in the world: funny dragon boats]

[Ordinary dragon boats are used to commemorate Qu Yuan.]

Very festive, neat and uniform, looks good! 】

[The Guangdong dragon boat race is to rescue Qu Yuan.]

Launch start!!

Can also drift around corners!!!

Good fellow, if there had been such a dragon boat team to rescue Qu Yuan at that time, the great poet would not have sunk into the sea. 】

[The Northeast dragon boat race is to "accompany" Qu Yuan.

They can turn corners and drag two boats at once. If they disagree, the boat will capsize and the cold water will cover their life jackets.

Now, the ancient people also exclaimed: What a great guy!

It is really eye-opening to see that dragon boat racing can be interpreted in so many different ways by later generations.

Three Kingdoms

Cao Cao couldn't help but think of the historical materials he had purchased from this period. He suffered heavy losses in the Battle of Red Cliffs, naval battles became his weakness, and he himself fell into a trap.

After that, a situation of three kingdoms was formed.

Now that their several camps are jointly fighting against the Japanese, they must think of a way to deal with the issues on the water.

There is no guarantee that there will be mistakes in future wars, which would make Liu Bei and Sun Quan a laughing stock!

No! Naval training is imperative!

As for the ancients who were not good at landlubbing: Going into the water? It was normal for the boat to capsize if they disagreed with something!

[The fish in the river were slapped 6000 times in the morning.

Other provinces: We commemorate Qu Yuan.

Guangdong Province: Qu Yuan, we are here to save you!

Netizen: If Qu Yuan had this back then, his hair would still be dry when he was fished out.

Fish: Stop fanning me, I’m already obedient. 】

【If you are late for the college entrance examination, sit on this! 】

Everyone looked at the fish, whose belly had already turned pale, and observed a moment of silence.

Alas, it’s because the descendants in Guangdong tried too hard. They must have been slapped several times for their skill in fanning the fish’s tail.

Seeing such a grand ceremony to commemorate Qu Yuan, our ancestors couldn’t help but wonder whether they would have the opportunity to be commemorated as well.

When I saw the college entrance examination, I thought about how the red dots I liked recently have all turned into "landed", which seems to be as important as their high school.

"/Sweetheart Afternoon Tea/: Qu Yuan: Wait, I haven't boarded the boat yet

Guangdong: Package

『/Hurricane Luo playing with building blocks (Nanyo)/: Is it possible that Qu Yuan was hit to death by a boat oar? 』

『/微芝士/: When I asked my brother why he worked so hard, he said he didn't want to kneel in the ancestral hall.

Reply:

/Musk What Foundation/: If you lose, it will be embarrassing, and you will be fined. And some landlords donated hundreds of thousands of dollars, but can only pass water on the shore. 』

『/Crimson Orange Sunset/: That’s what Guangdong is like. My dad got beaten when he went swimming.

Reply:

/Hello, classmate Xiaoyu/: Hahahahahaha, sorry, but this is really funny. 』

『/洛洛/: Qu Yuan: Si Dao Pu Si Dao Pujpg.』

"/Jiang Zhou Tian Sheng Wang/: Dragon boats are generally divided into several levels, commemorating Qu Yuan, salvaging Qu Yuan, crashing Qu Yuan to death, and accompanying Qu Yuan."

"/"The End of Time"/: Guangdong Province: Trust us

Qu Yuan: Is it possible that I was beaten to death by you?

Fish: Don't slap me, brother.

College entrance examination candidate: You know what, it’s quite fast.

Passerby: What happened just flashed by? I can’t see clearly.

『/Lan Xing Li Ting/: I want to laugh when I think that this is the young master of the Cantonese circle

Reply:

/Ice Cream Assassin/: This is the master of the Cantonese circle. 』

『/箜鯌/: I dare not laugh, because I am from Guangdong, and I am still making zongzi today. 』

"/I said Nanami is the best, what's wrong~/: Warm reminder: If we lose here, we will have to kneel in the ancestral hall for 7 days and 7 nights. [IP: Guangdong]"

"/Taren Hightop/: How about we bring some rice dumplings with us next time we go to the Northeast to play dragon boat racing, so as not to trouble future generations to feed us."

『/english/: Northerners are not good at naval battles, so it is recommended to lock all the ships together with iron chains so that the ships will not shake.

Reply:

/The Fat Man Taking a Break from His Busy Life/: The Battle of Red Cliffs, right? (Doghead)』

Cao Cao:......

Everyone in the tent looked left and right, but they didn't dare to look at the expression of the leader.

It's infuriating enough to know what will happen in the future, but it's amazing that they can bring up this topic that has nothing to do with anything.

Guo Jia smiled and comforted Cao Cao, thinking that if he were still alive, this would not happen.

It seems that I am the one who spends the least time with my lord.

He picked up the wine jug out of habit and was stared at by the people around him.

It is better to take precautions before it happens. Drinking is harmful to the body, and now there is no room for mistakes.

People were laughing at the jokes in the comment section. Is it true that you will be punished if you lose a dragon boat race?

As for Qu Yuan of the State of Chu, we have also heard some of his deeds. He is a patriotic poet and admirable.

I wonder if the great poet ever tasted the rice dumplings that were thrown thousands of years ago. Thinking that I am also the descendant of these predecessors, it is a bit strange.

But festivals are all about meaning and atmosphere.

Leng Xiaoyun thought of the rice dumplings sold in the supermarket, and her appetite arose, so she bought two to try.

When I got home, I looked at the time and decided to play for a while before going to bed.

[Bullfrog: I forgot to check the almanac before going out today]

[Uncle Policeman: Don’t scream here!

I declare that the funniest joke in this year's college entrance examination has appeared:

A bullfrog was making noise around the examination room and disrupting the order, and has now been arrested by the police.

The bold bullfrog dared to disrupt the college entrance examination! 】

When everyone thought that it was just a scream and it couldn't be a big disturbance.

After you hear the sound, take it away! Take it away!

[Some people may know more than just the calls of bullfrogs (you can search for it)

"Wow~~~~~~~~"】

[Netizens in the comment section also joked:

＜This behavior must be carried out to the stomach (the method of execution is to put it into the soup pot)＞】