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Chapter 273 Emperor's Slogan

Readers only feel that their idols are close to reality. Birth, aging, sickness, death and embarrassing things are inevitable to everyone.

But before everyone had finished receiving the message, the collection jumped to the next episode.

This time, everyone really felt like their underwear was being stripped off.

So embarrassing~

Although everyone has done this a lot, it always has a bad impact when it is spoken out.

[Bai Juyi, royal entertainment reporter.]

In the famous gossip poem "Song of Everlasting Sorrow", Li Longji was criticized for being lustful, ignoring state affairs, and causing chaos in the country.

In fact, he was very good at picking up girls and flirting with them. There were more than a dozen famous prostitutes in his poems, such as the famous Fan Su and Xiao Man.

[Sima Guang, narcolepsy.]

It is said that he was very diligent and conscientious, boasting that "if the day's strength is insufficient, then the night will continue to work", and he can be regarded as a model of Confucianism. He once wet his bed because he slept too deeply. 】

[Yuan Zhen, a top-notch scumbag.]

He wrote "Once you have seen the sea, all other waters are but puddles; except for the Wushan Mountains, all other clouds are but mounds." He mourned his deceased wife and expressed his feelings. In fact, he would pick up anyone he could find. 】

I thought I would have nothing to do with it after being listed, but I saw there was more to come.

Poets: No way, coming again!

[How to resolve the pain of the impermanence of life and disillusionment of ideals]

[Many scholars have a lustful habit:

Bai Juyi: I kept prostitutes at home and got to know many prostitutes in brothels.

Su Shi: When he was forty years old, he married his twelve-year-old concubine Wang Zhaoyun.

Zhu Xi: He seduced two young nuns to be his concubines, and when he was old he made his daughter-in-law pregnant.

Zheng Banqiao: "I love mountains and rivers, and I am also fond of women." And I like handsome men.

Yuan Mei: He had many wives and concubines and recruited many female disciples.

Li Yu: He had affairs with many women throughout his life, from entertainers to prostitutes.

Ji Xiaolan: A historical comment: "If I don't have sex with a woman for one day, my skin will tear and my muscles will twitch."

Kang Youwei: advocated monogamy, had 6 wives and concubines in his life, and repeatedly defaulted on his debts. 】

Leng Xiaoyun looked at the names of people she had seen frequently during her school days and had a flash of doubt in her mind: were these still the poets from her Chinese textbook?

The filter of literati is shattered to pieces. It's so exaggerated.

But I have indeed heard of that comment in the history book.

I kept sliding down and down, and I didn’t even dare to think about facing the people in the Chinese textbook.

Zhu Xi almost choked up. What? Him and his daughter-in-law?!

The son who was rushed home immediately afterwards almost bumped into him. He calmed himself down and tried to remain calm.

After repeated assurances that such a ridiculous thing did not happen, his daughter-in-law was so scared that she wanted to go back to her parents' home, and his son was also wary of him.

This incident made Zhu Xi want to use the lie detector of later generations to try it out. He really did not lie!

This is pure slander!

Leng Xiaoyun was completely unaware of this, while poets from various dynasties were forced to hide in their homes due to the torment of the sky curtain. This period was not suitable for socializing, and they had to stay at home to find inspiration and write poetry!

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[Those weird memorials approved by the emperor in those years]

[Emperor: I almost thought I was a customer service representative.]

When people saw the emperor reviewing memorials, they thought, "Oh, dealing with state affairs, what a hard job it is."

And when they see the content: Huh? They feel like they can do it too! (Feel good about themselves)

[After all this time, the emperors stayed up late to review memorials and read these things.

First, the Governor of Fujian and Zhejiang, who loves to share, said: This is a local product of Taiwan called mango, presented to His Majesty

Kangxi: Got it, this kind of thing is useless, don’t give it away anymore.

A month later——

Governor of Fujian and Zhejiang: This is a native product of Taiwan called mango, presented to His Majesty

Kangxi: Got it. I haven’t seen mangoes before. I wanted to take a look, but after seeing them, they seem to be useless. Don’t give them to me in the future (I told you not to give them to me, why the hell would you give them to me)]

[There is also the Hangzhou Weaving Factory who loves to pay respects to the Emperor.