Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

(Attention! Those who eat midnight snacks/breakfast, lunch, or dinner should not read this, as it may cause nausea. I reiterate this!!!)

The ancient people were very happy when they saw that children in later generations were plump and round because of eating so much.

No matter how the performance is, it's good to be able to stand on the stage.

There were also children dancing solo in the back, and they all looked very cute.

"/Yue Shi Shi Han/: You ruined my duet dance, but made my stubborn and elegant solo dance possible."

『/Xiaodouli/: I have known since childhood that men are unreliable. [Covering face]』

"/Private pet/: Little girl: No, others are dancing over there, but you are crying here."

『/柿梅/: Why is the boy crying?

Reply:

/Being soft-hearted is a disease/: I want my mother. 』

"/How much more/: So it is very important to choose the right partner. Without him, you are very successful, but with him, he will only hold you back."

『/沪铜/: Little girl: You show your ugly side, and I show my light, humph!

Reply:

/Qiduo/: I’ve already thought about how his mother will use his dark history to expose him in the future, hahahaha.

Everyone felt a chill down their spine. Although this little incident was harmless, it would be a bit embarrassing to watch it when they grow up.

The evidence used by the Internet technology in later generations is so high-definition that it even has sound.

A man looked at his father and felt a little uneasy.

It’s just that when he was a kid, he was naughty and pulled out his father’s beard, and he still remembers it now.

Dad: I worked so hard to maintain my beard, but this naughty boy tugged at it, and now he is a little nervous when this boy gets close to him.

Everyone was enjoying the performance, but then the sky curtain stretched out its evil hand to them.

Ancient people: Don’t come over here!

They like to watch the fun, but they really don't like to watch their own fun.

[Strange Behavior of Ancient People]

People of all dynasties: Who? Talk about them?

People in later generations know too much about it. Even small pleasures should be recorded and passed down.

[Liu Ling, one of the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove, was addicted to alcohol. When he went out for fun, he often brought a pot of wine with him, followed by a servant carrying a shovel.

Said, if I die, just bury me. 】

The others had doubts in their mind. No, he was a fortune teller? And, was he so casual? Burying at the death, really unconventional.

Ruan Ji, Ji Kang and others who were good friends of Liu Ling: …

They naturally knew that their friends liked to drink, and it was indeed true that Liu Ling's wife was also good at making wine.

During the Southern Song Dynasty, there was a royal family member named Liu Yong who loved to eat scabs and said they tasted like abalone.

To this end, he had his servants whip each other every day, and when the scabs formed, they would tear them off and eat them.

vomit!

Everyone couldn't stand it. What kind of weird habit was this?

People who have witnessed the chaotic Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties period have some emotion. In that era, the royal family was absurd and all kinds of things happened.

Even what later generations wrote about orthopedics and men-male relationships are child's play. The darkness of human nature is just like this.

The emperors were thankful that they had already had their meal, otherwise they would probably not have been able to eat.

[Tang Xizong Li Xuan loved playing polo. Once, there were three Jiedushi positions vacant in Sichuan.

He actually let the candidates play polo to decide the appointment. This is the famous "Battle of Three Rivers" in history.

[Li Cunxu, the Emperor Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty, liked to listen to operas and often dressed up as an actor to perform on stage. He was given the stage name Li Tianxia.]

"Oh!"

Li Shimin was so angry that he overturned the table. The official position was so good, how could there be any practical ministers?

Why not just learn to play polo or sing opera!

Li Shimin couldn't help crying, his Tang Dynasty!

It reached its peak and then declined, never to rise again.

With internal and external troubles, an incompetent emperor and treacherous ministers in power, how helpless the people of the Tang Dynasty must have been at this time!

The court officials were speechless, as they lived too long away from the Tang Dynasty at that time. They also understood one thing: even a wise king could not control the actions of his descendants.

There have been prodigal sons in every generation. They feel sorry for the decline of the great imperial court but can only take care of the present.

Even during the early Ming Dynasty, there were emperors such as Zhu Yuanzhang, Zhu Di, Zhu Gaochi, and Zhu Zhanji. Later, there was also a foreign student from the Oirat Kingdom, Zhu Qizhen. It is difficult to teach children, and it is even more difficult to teach a future heir to the throne.

Each dynasty was also busy teaching a lesson to the prodigal sons of its own dynasty, because every family had plenty of money.

[Ji Yun is the familiar Ji Xiaolan. One of his hobbies in life is eating meat, even to the extent of only eating meat and not rice.]

Many people responded that they also like eating meat.

But not everyone can afford to eat meat. Ordinary people don’t have the money to buy meat, so it’s good enough to have something to eat.

Seeing this, everyone thought, it's just a little gossip, they have plenty, come on, come on, join in~

……

[Su Shi went to Hangzhou to be an official. He promised his brother that he would never write poems about West Lake, but he ended up writing more than 400 poems praising West Lake. Throughout his life, he was either demoted or on the way to being demoted. His younger brother Su Zhe worked his way up to become prime minister to save his brother.

The career trajectory after middle age can basically be said to be promotion - making money for the elder brother - demotion - promotion - making money for the elder brother again in an endless cycle. 】

In response to this, young Su Shi smiled under the gaze of his father Su Xun, indicating that he was not afraid because he had a younger brother.

Su Xun was also a little helpless. They were obviously brothers, but it turned out that the younger brother had to protect the older brother.

During the reign of Emperor Shenzong, Su Che watched his brother being flattered in various ways, but what could he do? He could only pamper his brother himself.

But I really wish I could sew up my brother's mouth that is so easy to offend people. He should also be careful when writing poetry.

The poets felt bad because the criticism was directed at them?!

[Du Fu had a broad mind and lofty aspirations. He wrote in his poems that he wished he had thousands of mansions to shelter all the poor people in the world. He lived off his parents until he was over 30.]

[Meng Haoran had a poisonous sore on his back. When he was about to recover, Wang Changling came to see him. In his joy, he forgot the doctor's advice not to eat fish, and ate a big meal of fish with Wang Changling, and then died.]

[Su Shi had a die-hard fan named Ma Mengde who was born in the same year and month as him. Although he was poor, he was very kind to Su Shi.

Su Shi was very moved, so he wrote an article to commemorate their friendship:

People born in this month are all poor. 】

[Du Fu believed that his talent was comparable to that of Yang Xiong and Cao Zhi, and that he should be famous throughout the world.

When he was caught during the An-Shi Rebellion, because he was too low-ranking, there was no one to guard him, so he took the opportunity to escape.

[Meng Haoran dreamed of becoming an official, but he missed the opportunity many times. Once, Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty came to visit him unexpectedly. He was so scared that he hid under the bed in Wang Wei's house and dared not come out.

Another time, Han Chaozong recommended him for an interview, but he got so happy that he got drunk, and his dream of becoming an official was thwarted again.

The people mentioned feel that they dislike the world being too noisy and they want quietness.

But Meng Haoran just wants to cry. Why does his record make people want to cry? Woohoo~ Why is his life so miserable!