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Chapter 270 Auspiciousness from heaven
When our ancestors saw the familiar provincial logo, a flash of understanding appeared in their eyes.
It looks like another disaster. This music sounds so sad.
They have experienced a lot and witnessed the hot weapons wars of later generations. They feel helpless about natural disasters but can only provide the greatest possible assistance when disaster strikes.
After all, man cannot fight against God.
The ancients still had a sense of awe for the disasters that had happened.
『/Wu Lin Ran/: I don’t quite understand…
Reply:
/Muzi/: The 2023 Jishishan earthquake in Gansu in December 12. 』
『/海棠/: The Gansu earthquake is over, but I am still scared. After all, it was a big earthquake with strong shaking. It started at 275:. I didn’t dare sleep all night. It was scary. There were aftershocks in one night. The hot searches that night were all about the earthquake. I was still scared when I saw the surveillance. I think it even alarmed the United Nations. 』
"/The Lin from the Northeast/: There is a knife in the writing, and there is history in the knife."
"/Shen Dengqi/: He faced the death of his rabbits so calmly, because he had experienced it for a long time, and many little rabbits died, so he could only face the reality calmly."
『/Wantang/: "Don't you like daddy's fan the most, Nannan? Daddy will give it to you, please wake up."』
"/Lucky, I picked up 50 while walking/: "Then I won't get blood on my hands next time, so as not to make Daddy sad...""
"/Dongxu/: This reminds me of the Wenchuan earthquake, where many people died and some of the soldiers who went to rescue them have not yet made it out. The dead were buried together, their bodies were bent and could not be placed steadily."
"/Yin Feng/: But you can't touch me, and I can't touch you either."
Earthquake.
The ancients were naturally familiar with it, and they were scared just thinking about the feeling of a dragon turning over.
They also remember the incident in later generations where a temple took in pregnant women. Didn't that happen during the earthquake?
The emperors were also helpless against natural disasters. Sometimes there was even the possibility of plague after floods and droughts, which made it difficult to guard against.
……
Soon, a new way of warfare unfolded before everyone.
[North Korea throws feathers toward South Korea]
[How much feces was thrown here? It has triggered alarms all over the country.]
Wait! What did you say?
Our ancestors rubbed their eyes, thinking they must have seen it right.
When did fighting have anything to do with shit?
It is indeed... explosive. South Korea is in a very miserable situation.
But they only had a second to worry. After all, their ancestors had not forgotten the good things they had seen this country do.
Everything belongs to them, how can they be so shameless!
Pooh!
It’s really a nose drawn on a piece of paper - what a big face!
Stealing secretly! Why don’t you find your ancestors and recognize them? You are such an unfilial son!
Previous wars: expensive and deadly
Today's war: cheap and sick]
[South Korea revealed that it has discovered more than 90 balloons floating from North Korea to South Korea, which are filled with a large amount of waste paper and dirt, triggering alarms across the country. ]
【Netizens in Korea:
<Today I asked my mom why it smelled so bad, now it seems the case has been solved!!>
<This is the end of the shit>】
puff!
The ancient people laughed embarrassedly. Although it was a bit mean, they really couldn't help it.
It’s miserable. These foreign students are the most miserable.
Not only can't you eat any good meals outside, but now you have to suffer this sudden shit pot.
After all, having seen those bread and star-gazing pie, they really don't have much desire for foreign food.
Ancestors: I also have principles. I cannot be frugal when it comes to eating.
"/I've been drinking Lyon Gold Leaf mixed with water for a year/: Is the balloon located? How come it's so accurate that it only floats towards Korea?"
"/Chang'an City/": Japan used this trick during World War II, but the United States didn't care at all.
Reply:
/雨·落星/: The United States doesn’t care because Japan is very far away from the U.S. mainland, and the technical capabilities are insufficient, making it extremely difficult, so the United States doesn’t care.
North Korea and South Korea are neighbors, and the 38th parallel is only a little distance from Seoul. It would be fun if the real thing got involved. 』
『/Qin Wenlong·Jin/: No, can a balloon fly to a country? Is Korea too small?
Reply:
/Little friend/: South Korea and North Korea used to be one country, but now they are divided into two countries, just like China's Inner Mongolia and Outer Mongolia, just cross the line and you are there. 』
『/Fanfan/: It’s Grain in Ear season, should we fertilize our friends? 』
『/Reliable&Southern Wind/: In Korean Ryuko: This is really like flying in the sky.』
"/The world is destined/: So, the "Xiangyun" in our ancestors' words is "Xiangyun"? If you are sincere, you are not deceiving me! "
Ancestors of all dynasties: Do you think we are making it up?
The emperors searched for Korea on the map with great difficulty and finally found it on a certain edge.
It’s not easy!
This is the Republic of Korea? It's not that big. It's not even as big as a province or city in later generations.
Others leave the province in a few hours, but they probably go abroad.
Seeing Japan fighting the United States, some people wondered, aren't these two vassal states in a dependent state? Why are they fighting?
Then, the new video question made everyone feel that their fists were hardened.
You can't tell who is the master and who is the servant, right? Don't forget that when they were number one, this small country didn't even know where to play.
[Russian netizens VS Korean netizens]
[The fighting nation is worthy of being a fighting nation, and their words are always a critical hit. 】
[Korean netizen: As we all know, the Great Wall was built by our ancestors.
Russian netizen: Well, yes, their emperor captured your ancestors and asked them to repair it.
<Several whips were broken>】
Emperors: It turns out that there are still some who understand history.
This does provide a new idea. If there are not enough people, just catch a few.
Anyway, it’s not my country’s own country, so I don’t feel bad. From this perspective, I don’t have to pay wages, so it’s a good deal!
The emperors' little abacuses were clattering in their hearts, hehe, they saved another sum of money.
[Korean netizen: China is just a developing country. South Korea is ahead of China in all technologies.
Russian netizen: Yes, for example, high-speed rail! China's high-speed rail technology is very backward, and it takes several hours to get out of the province; South Korea's high-speed rail technology is very advanced, and it takes only a few hours to get out of the country.
<Don’t underestimate South Korea. If you do, you won’t see clearly>】
Ancient people: Oh ~ reverse irony!
They were right. For a place the size of a fingernail, why would we need high-speed trains or airplanes? We can just take a car, which is simple, fast and quick.
The First Emperor suddenly felt that his Qin Dynasty was pretty good. At least it had several million square kilometers. Korea was really small.
No, how can you think like that? It lowers the quality of the Qin Dynasty!
He still needs to expand his territory and cannot be satisfied with the current territory.
The emperors were also not satisfied with the territories of their own dynasties, and a competitive spirit arose, especially when they saw that the dynasty behind them had a larger territory than their own.
[South Korean netizens: China and Russia are not developed countries, please voluntarily give up your permanent seats and don't force us to use force. ]
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