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Chapter 269 Natural and man-made disasters

[God's logic, even the King of Hell can't stand it]

Although the ancients knew that everyone would eventually die, they were still a little scared when they mentioned the King of Hell directly.

Fortunately, it is broad daylight now, otherwise it would be so eerie and scary.

The opening scene is of an old man, with clear images and anime-like paintings.

Suddenly, with a "bang", the old man riding the bicycle fell down.

Everyone's first thought was, is this person okay? In real life, a fall is no small matter. If you are old, you should just stay at home. Why are you still wandering around at night?

And just when they were worried, the next moment, the other party withdrew their worry.

【"Ouch!"

"ah!"

The pink-haired girl quickly stepped forward and helped the fallen old man up.

"Uncle, are you okay?"

But the old man raised his head, his face serious and said:

"Uh...you bumped into me, didn't you?"

"Ah? No...No..."

The old man spitted and asked loudly: "If you didn't hit him, why did you help me?!"

The girl's face turned black for a moment, oh!

Suddenly, a bright light flashed, and the man with long white hair disappeared with the girl in an instant. 】

The scholar stared at it in amazement, this... is a scam!

I was trying to do good deeds, but I almost got blackmailed.

In this case, who would dare to be kind? Be careful not to lose everything, and even more unable to afford it when you are old.

The child looked at the person who suddenly disappeared with bright eyes, so amazing!

[The old man suddenly lost his support and fell to the ground again.

"oops……"

But in an instant he raised his head and shouted to the sky: "If you didn't hit me, why are you running?!"]

[One day, the old man with a cane watched the boy pick up the garbage and put it into the trash can, and then:

"You didn't throw it, why are you picking it up?!"】

[The house is on fire, and the old man lying on the stretcher yells at the firefighters:

"You didn't burn it, why are you putting it out?!"】

[In the hospital, an old man wearing an oxygen mask looked at the doctor and made his last struggle.

"You are not the one who is sick, why should I save you?!"】

[Even on the tombstone, there is a photo of the old man questioning, and it says:

If you didn't kill him, why bury him?

Uh, everyone was speechless for a while.

It's hard to comment. Although firefighters and doctors are people who work in this field, there is no difference between saving such people and not saving them.

I wonder if you will still be so stubborn when you meet the King of Hell in the underworld?

But obviously, the old man is worthy of being an old man, he really is stubborn to the end.

[Green flames ignited, illuminating the underworld.]

The words "the noble and upright character in the King of Hell's Palace" appear particularly upright at the top.

The old man, who had become a ghost, was crying in front of the King of Hell.

"Woo woo woo I was wrong woo woo woo"

Ye Mo, who was wearing white hair and modern clothes, narrowed his eyes and smiled faintly: "It is a great honor to admit one's mistakes and improve them."

Lord Yama: "Alright, alright, it's time to give you your reincarnation verdict."

The ghost's uncle: "You didn't give birth to this child, why are you judging him?!"

Hearing this, the King of Hell couldn't help it anymore, and swung the long table behind him and hit the old man.

"I'll go to you!"

Suddenly, the old man was flattened~】

Audience: I feel comfortable, healed, and relieved.

They also felt itchy and wanted to take a picture of someone.

『/Yuezhiyulan/: Even the King of Hell can’t stand it hahahaha』

『/Good Walker/: Who knows how Chief Justice Wang Hao is doing now?』

『/Jiangjiu/: Hahaha, that last line of "fuck you" is so cool to hear. 』

"/Eternity with You/: One Hundred Thousand Whys"

"/初案/: I thought it was a scam video, but it turned out to be a hilarious video. 】

When ancient people watched this, they thought it was a good thing that it was an online animation and not real life, otherwise they really didn’t know how to judge it.

Both the old and the young are right, but there is also the risk of being scammed.

I saw some people saying that the video was crazy, and I thought to myself that it was a bit true, but considering the pressure I will face every day in the future, going crazy is better than committing a crime.

The pressure of study, the pressure of work, car loans and mortgages, they are overwhelmed.

But apparently that's not enough.

[Robots are also crazy about working overtime]

【Yellow robot: "Eat! Eat! Eat! I let you eat!"】

robot?

When our ancestors saw it, they were like, wow, a robot cooking! It's really high-tech!

[For the first time, I saw panic in the robot's eyes.

Who understands? I’m really afraid of encountering colleagues with extreme emotions. 】

Everyone watched as two robots, one red and one yellow, cooked in the kitchen.

Although it seems very disconnected, it is true that they are cooking, the gas fire is burning, and there are ingredients in the pot.

Suddenly, the yellow robot outside swung its arms and banged, scaring the red robot inside.

Everyone: No kidding, they saw panic in the robot's eyes, they saw it with their own eyes!

[Red Robot OS: Xiao Huang, I'm not your friend, stop knocking! The chili seeds have all been knocked into my pot, you can do it, or else you can go back to the factory and die!

Xiao Huang: Eat! Eat! Eat! I let you eat!

(Turn on the rampage mode and lose your mind)

(Cao Cao Rice Bowl)

See, even robots can get irritable if they work overtime. 】

"Hahahaha"

Suddenly, people from all dynasties couldn't help but burst into laughter.

This perfectly reflects the mental state of people in later generations. They have seen more than once how deep the resentment of people who work overtime is.

Comparable to ten evil sword immortals!

Let it be released to future generations, it will absorb enough resentment!

Officials of various dynasties: They also want to go on strike, but they can’t, crying~~

『/Rainy Day/: Xiaohong: Please stop knocking, I'm scared. 』

『/Su Jiu/: Xiao Huang: Be careful, my client said no spicy food, yours is spicy [laughing and crying]』

『/Wintern/: Xiao Huang: Eat, eat, eat. Am I giving this world too much face? 』

『/Nuan Nuan/: Robot: *&&%%&*%*Go to work every day, go to work every day ah ah ah ah ah ah』

『/Takeoff/: Xiao Huang: This is how my master taught me. Why, doesn’t it look like it?』

"/Don't be so naive/: I feel relieved to see robots behave like this."

"/Silence/: Exactly the same as when I was doing my homework."

"/Xiaokai/: I felt like I was that angry robot this morning."

Our ancestors: We have seen that the word “annoyance” has been concretized.

Emperors: So, we are too pretentious?

Don’t they want it spicy? Then add more chili!

Liu Che had evil thoughts in mind, and was in a bad mood, so he decided to play a trick on the two of them.

Wei Qing wanted to say to the childish emperor, "Aren't the ministers enough for you to tease?" But thinking of the stories that future generations would write about him, his nephew and his emperor, he kept his mouth shut.

Speak less and do your duty as a subject.

The young Huo Qubing could not stay still and allowed His Majesty to pull him to look at the sky curtain.

The scene changed, and a sad song reached everyone's ears.

Vaguely heard:

Waves, waves, waves

tell her tell her

If ah, miss ah

Her love is my home

……

【Long gently patted the little rabbit's head:

"Hey dear, get up, the sun is going to burn your butt~"

The little rabbit didn't move.

Long patiently shook the little rabbit again

"Be good, dear, and don't sleep anymore."

"Hurry up and get up!"

"Daddy is here! You haven't said good morning to him yet..."

Long's tears rolled down and dripped onto the little rabbit's stiff body.

"Just say good morning to daddy again..." Long murmured.

Then he took out a clean handkerchief with a cute little rabbit embroidered on it, and gently wiped the mud and blood off the little rabbit's face and body:

"Daddy remembers that Guaiguai loves to be pretty the most..."]

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