After my junior brother lost his spouse, the whole cultivation world came to smell the smell

Lin Songyan looked at Bai Yinchen's expression, and his chrysanthemum felt like he had drunk some herbal tea, which cooled his intestines.

But as several women surrounded Lin Songyan and walked towards the toilet, getting farther and farther away from Bai Yinchen, Lin Songyan began to laugh secretly in his heart.

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

When they go to the toilet later, the women go to the women's toilet, and he, a man, goes to the men's toilet and escapes through the back wall!

This is such a genius plan!

Bai Yinchen is a man of high moral character, how could he come and take a shit with his disciples?

So the master will definitely not come with us.

Goodbye, Master. I will sail away tonight.

That’s right, Lin Songyan was pretending just now. He really just wanted to escape and get away from Bai Yinchen!

If you want to imprison and force Lin Songyan to love you, it’s still a hundred years too early!

Although he was hit by hand-ground coffee last night, it was just an accident. He will still be a straight man in the future.

Finally, he and the group of sisters arrived at the toilet, and he entered the men's...

Where is the men's toilet? Men...

Damn, I forgot, this is a sect of nuns.

Lin Songyan felt like crying but had no tears...

There are only female cultivators here, so there is no men's toilet. Instead, there is a long pit toilet that looks like a giant dragon entering the sea!

When you squat inside, you will line up to poop, and there is not even a partition.

After all, their Qingluan Sect, a Buddhist sect, still has small compartments.

I didn’t expect that Master Lu was not what you might think. Such a beautiful fairy secretly built such a toilet for the sect. How stingy!

Looking at his collapsed expression, Qi Sisi and a group of female cultivators laughed like idiots, “Hahahahahahahahahaha.”

"It's okay, Junior Brother Lin, we can let you go first."

Lin Songyan held his forehead and laughed, poked his left cheek with his tongue, and said in his own bubbling voice:

"Ah, there's really nothing I can do about you. I'm a man after all, so of course I give priority to ladies."

After saying that, Lin Songyan ran to a place 20 meters away and squatted down obediently, pretending that he was waiting for all the female practitioners to finish using the toilet before coming back.

When Qi Sisi laughed, her throat still exuded a charming aura, "Well, I didn't expect Junior Brother Lin to have such a manly demeanor."

[Unexpectedly…]

You can’t imagine a banana! You can’t imagine a banana!

Lin Songyan was so angry that he almost became a pudding dog, "Go quickly!"

Even shit can't shut your mouths, what a shame!

After all the female cultivators went in, Lin Songyan rubbed his hands together in excitement, muttering to himself: "Hehehe, this is quite easy. I don't even have to climb over the wall. I can just run away."

[Host, are you really going to run away? Your master has left a mark on you, and we can find you no matter where you are! ]

[Besides, your spare ribs haven’t recovered yet, and your butt…]

"Shut up!" Lin Songyan said to the system as he slid down the mountain from the trail, "If you can't help me, then don't complain here."

[With just a fart? Okay, I have it. I can really help! ]

Now as soon as the system sticks out its butt, Lin Songyan knows what shit he is doing.

Lin Songyan: "What the hell is this carnival chair? That big flying monkey? I'd rather die than sit on it!"

[That’s gone…]

"..."

Because of a rubbish system that only made things worse, Lin Songyan could only run madly on the mountain road, with a cloud of dust rising behind him.

He also had to look back from time to time, to prevent the pervert Bai Yinchen from catching him.

However, as he was running, he suddenly heard two sets of footsteps from the side, which scared Lin Songyan. He actually thought it was Bai Yinchen!

When he looked closely, he saw that it was his Changli and the girl, and he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Chang Li asked pitifully: "Master, why are you leaving in such a hurry? Don't you want us anymore?"

Girl: "Woof!"

In fact, the girl knew everything about this matter. She knew it better than Changli and knew that Bai Yinchen was a black-hearted person!

It will definitely use all four of its legs to support its master in escaping.

Lin Songyan slid out and said, "Hush! It's a long story, run! Changli, my ribs and butt hurt, can you turn into a human and give me a hand?"

Lin Songyan really couldn't bear all this shaking.

Chang Li's face was full of arrogance, and his noble little face was full of dissatisfaction, "Why don't you let your little cat help you?"

Lin Songyan: ...

He didn't expect that Changli was still jealous of the fake cat. Isn't that the mimicry of the big snake?

Last time, Changli was busy competing with the female cat and didn't notice that Lin Songyan was dragged back to the room by Bai Yinchen.

He hasn't even settled the score with the fox yet, but the fox has become even more arrogant!

The girl also looked speechless.

You bastard, you are just capable and you are so awesome!

However, as Chang Li said this, he still couldn't bear to see Lin Songyan grimacing in pain.

He actually turned into a man, handsome and like a well-behaved young boy.

She has been so busy competing for favors with the kitten that she even painted a light cinnabar line between her eyebrows, revealing her true nature as a vixen.

Lin Songyan was stunned for a few seconds, and he didn't pay attention and bumped into a tree.

"Giao!" Lin Songyan fell to the ground and couldn't get up...

Changli chuckled softly, seeming to be very satisfied that he was stunned by her beauty.

He leaned down, with his broad back facing Lin Songyan, "Master, let me carry you."

Lin Songyan was so surprised when he saw it that he jumped onto Changli's back, "Great! Quick, run!"

Chang Li held Lin Songyan's thighs with both hands and shook them up.

"Let's go." Chang Li said as he was like a whirlwind, his steps were so fast that Lin Songyan couldn't see clearly what was around him.

With Changli's help, Lin Songyan had hope of escaping. He looked at Changli with stars in his eyes.

However, he didn't know if it was his illusion, but when Chang Li carried him on his back, his hands were too close to his legs...

A little further in, I almost touched the buttocks.

[It's not an illusion, host, Changli's love for you has reached 50%]

"Damn, it's just a fox. And why didn't you report your heart rate before? Why has it increased so much now?"

[Oh, because you haven't seen him much recently and have ignored him frequently, Changli turned his grief and anger into strength. Not only has he become more possessive of you, he has also practiced a bit and now has three tails.]

"I'm sorry..."

Therefore, Changli did not draw a line of cinnabar between his eyebrows, his cinnabar grew out, representing the rapid increase of demonic power.

When Changli followed Mo Cangming in the past, he was just a little pet because he was protected and made no progress.

Now that he has a vase master, he has become stronger and stronger. He even wants to rebel against his superiors and bully Lin Songyan!

He was on Changli's back, feeling like he had just escaped from a tiger's den and entered a wolf's lair.

Damn it, what a sin!

After running all the way down the mountain, they finally caught their breath.

Lin Songyan only felt that his future was confusing and full of challenges...

He looked back at the top of the mountain and found that Qi Sisi and several other female practitioners were looking around, searching for Lin Songyan.

When she saw Lin Songyan, Qi Sisi was very happy and shouted: "Lin! Junior! Brother! It! Is! Your! Turn! Up!"

……

Lin Songyan thought to himself, I'm not a woman, why should I squat to pee?

I'm really impressed!

But Qi Sisi's voice is as loud as the loudspeaker at the village entrance, so she has to be the village party secretary!

It would be strange if Bai Yinchen didn't notice such a shout!

"Hurry, keep running!" Lin Songyan patted Changli's shoulder.

Chang Li asked: "But, Master, where are we going?"

Lin Songyan suddenly had an idea and came up with a plan.

"Chang Li, don't you know about Mo Cangming's One Peace treasure? I want all the wealth, fame, and power. I want to be the Demon Lord's man!"

At this point, Lin Songyan suddenly became full of confidence. With Mo Cangming's treasure and magic weapons, would he still worry about not being able to defeat Bai Yinchen?

Just when Lin Songyan was still immersed in the hegemony of "he is the man who will become the Demon Lord", the system suddenly spoke.

[You have already been the Demon Lord's man, why do you want to become one? ]

"..."

"What I mean is that I am a man who aspires to become the new Demon Lord!"

【Oh. 】

Lin Songyan: "Oh? Oh??? Oh, when the time comes, I can flick my fingers and send Bai Yinchen, the little jumper, flying away. Do you believe it?"

As he said this, Chang Li, who was carrying Lin Songyan on his back, suddenly felt his legs go weak and he fell to his knees!

Lin Songyan, who was on his back, also flew out with him.

Just as I was flying in front of a pair of spotless white shoes, I heard a familiar and pleasant voice sounding above my head.

"Little Gristle, tell me, whose man do you want to be?"