After my junior brother lost his spouse, the whole cultivation world came to smell the smell
Chapter 54: The big bubble gum flavor that kills women!
Seeing Lin Songyan's struggle, Bai Yinchen stopped and asked:
"Then you're not sleepy anymore?"
Lin Songyan hung his head in humiliation and said vaguely: "Well, I'm not sleepy anymore."
At this moment, someone called out softly, "Master Bai, you are here."
Bai Yinchen turned his head silently, put Lin Songyan down silently, and straightened Lin Songyan's collar which was wrinkled by him.
He replied in a voice as cold as broken jade: "Sect Master Lu, how are you?"
Lin Songyan thought to himself, haha, he is really pretending to be a decent person.
He turned around and saw that Sect Master Lu was wearing a light golden Xiangyun gauze dress today. Two strands of hair were hidden in the standing collar, and his short slender neck was like a swan's neck.
It's so beautiful.
If Bai Yinchen hadn't secretly told Lin Songyan last time that such a fairy was calculating the money for a hot pot meal behind his back and was also playing tricks on Lin Songyan behind his back, Lin Songyan simply wouldn't have believed it.
He recalled the time when his master spent a large sum of money and brought the entire sect to support him.
Moreover, she even whispered to him behind closed doors afterwards. Lin Songyan felt that, if this man was not a beast, he wouldn't be that bad.
[If you are not a beast, then you are not a bad person either... You are satirizing a new kind of thorn.]
Sect Master Lu smiled faintly, his expression surprisingly attentive, "Sect Master Bai, today I have come to invite you all to come to my sect for a gathering, let's have fun together."
Lin Songyan already knew what this beauty was planning. She must be eyeing her master's big gold ingot and wanted to make another fortune.
However, this is a great opportunity for Lin Songyan, perhaps he can take the opportunity to escape.
He quickly responded: "Master Lu, that's great. I miss Miss Qi Sisi so much. Let's go tonight!"
After saying this, Bai Yinchen's face turned cold, he turned around and looked at Lin Songyan's little fox eyes, and asked: "Are you the one who makes the decision for Qingluan Sect?"
Lin Songyan pursed his lips, lowered his head and dared not speak, looking as pitiful as a little fox facing a ferocious jackal.
Tsk, what's the big deal? If there's no chance this time, Lin Songyan will have to escape next time!
Sect Leader Lu felt something was wrong with the two of them and as an outsider he felt quite embarrassed.
"Um, Sect Master Bai, the banquet has been set up. Miss Qi Sisi is indeed waiting for Little Daoist Fellow Lin. She said she wanted to toast him a few glasses and find a good husband for her sister."
This sister refers to Leo and Yanxia.
It is said that Yanxia has been living a very comfortable life since he returned to the wilderness with the lion. The lion is handsome and dotes on his wife. He changes diapers for the child, puts the child to sleep, and gets up in the middle of the night to feed her with goat milk.
This is definitely a way to repay the two years of cleaning shit...
In this matter, Lin Songyan was entrusted by Qi Sisi and did a great job.
Lin Songyan asked Sect Master Lu: "Really? I also want to talk to Miss Qi Sisi."
Sect Master Lu smiled happily and said, "Let's go, everyone is waiting. Sect Master Bai, let's go together. Sisi is also very grateful to you for bringing the Kinship Grass!"
Bai Yinchen:……
Now that things have come to this, there is no way he can refuse.
Lin Songyan showed an expression of "feeling extremely sorry for his helplessness", blinked his little fox eyes, and couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth.
Bai Yinchen took advantage of Sect Master Lu turning his head and slapped Lin Songyan on the back of his head, almost making him fall to the ground.
Lin Songyan and the other disciples each carried a small stool, took their own small rice bowl, and happily went to the Dawn Sect.
Bai Yinchen seemed to have Lin Songyan tied to his belt and never left his side.
As soon as they arrived at Dawn Sect, Qi Sisi saw Lin Songyan coming. The girl was very enthusiastic and patted her desk, "Hey, Junior Brother Lin, sit here!"
The last time Lin Songyan came to Dawn Sect, the female disciples thought he was very humorous.
That little mouth felt as smooth as if it had been smeared with a suppository.
Plus, girls seem to be born to like gay friends. They have the casualness of men and can chat about gossip to their heart's content.
The biggest advantage is that you don't have to worry about this man doing anything bad to you, and there is no obstacle to being friends with him.
She is not as trustworthy as Li Guifen.
Therefore, Lin Songyan is particularly popular with women.
Qi Sisi even reached out to pull Lin Songyan to sit next to her.
"Hey, let me tell you, do you know that green-haired guy from Shuiyuan Sect? He almost flirted with you last time, and guess what happened in the end?"
Lin Songyan looked at Qi Sisi's excited expression and thought she was really gossiping with him as if she was her best friend.
He also wanted to know what happened to Green Hair. After all, last time Green Hair was kicked into the water dungeon by Lian Lingyu.
Later, Lumao also told Fu Mingguang about Lin Songyan's mermaid costume, which made Fu Mingguang fall in love with Lin Songyan directly through the description.
This little green-haired boy has a pretty good ability to express himself in words. Lin Songyan will have to cut off his tongue later!
It can be returned to the country and used as engine chains for aircraft carriers, which will benefit the local people.
He asked Qi Sisi, "How is Green Hair?"
Qi Sisi patted Lin Songyan's thigh and said, "Master Fu cut off his tongue! I tell you, Master Fu is really an upright man. He can't stand this kind of pervert. As expected, he did it for you..."
Lin Songyan: ...
His thighs had already been numbed by Qi Sisi's slapping, and after hearing these words, his whole body felt numb.
Fu Mingguang is upright?
He knew about Lin Songyan's merman appearance through Green Hair, and he probably didn't want to let anyone else know it, and wanted to keep Lin Songyan all to himself.
Is this why he cut off Green Hair's tongue to cover up his dark and twisted thoughts of continuing to imprison Lin Songyan in the water dungeon?
However, he learned these things through the system, and no one else could know them.
Qi Sisi was still patting his thighs and arms, her face full of excitement, and she was laughing so hard that you could see the tonsil stones in her throat.
Lin Songyan: ...
Although he is a furnace cauldron, it still takes some time for him to adapt to being a Jimei.
Qi Sisi: "Also, let me tell you, you know the great elder of the Tiangang Sect, right..."
She was mumbling to herself, blah blah blah, and whispering secretly to Lin Songyan's ear.
Bai Yinchen was standing next to him, picking up some food bit by bit.
Although he didn't even look at them, Lin Songyan knew that this guy's ultimate skill was on cooldown...
Bai Yinchen has always been the "An Jiahe" type and doesn't allow Lin Songyan to talk to strangers casually.
What's more, it happened that Lin Songyan told Fei Wu that morning that he wanted to marry a sister-in-law, and Qi Sisi next door would be a good choice.
Lin Songyan just said it casually to cover up the fact that he was beaten by his master and to refute the argument that he had kidney deficiency.
But Bai Yinchen, the old food-protecting dog, must have heard all these words clearly. He has sharp ears and eyes, and is more clever than a monkey when it comes to getting caught.
He doesn't think that Lin Songyan and Qi Sisi are good gay friends.
Bai Yinchen might very likely regard Qi Sisi as a love rival who is trying to snatch food from his mouth!
Lin Songyan now feels that this girl is quite dangerous. The air pressure around Bai Yinchen is already terribly low.
The ultimate skill has finished cooling down, and this old bastard is ready to attack people at any time.
Lin Songyan, please don't harm the girl.
Just as Qi Sisi's gossiping spirit was still burning, Lin Songyan interrupted and said, "Wait, sister, I have to go to the toilet first."
Who would have thought that silly girl Qi Sisi would suddenly say, "Come on, let's go together. I'll take you there. Do you want some paper?"
Lin Songyan: ...
He even felt that Qi Sisi would ask him if he wanted sanitary napkins in the next second...
How the hell could this kind of thing, where girls go to the bathroom together, happen to him?
Lin Songyan couldn't help but start to doubt, does his brother, a pure man, really look so effeminate now?
[Host, since you have a pretty widow filter and you look graceful, you are particularly popular with your girlfriends and exude a bubblegum-flavored scent that attracts women.]
God damn big bubble gum! God damn female-killing incense!
I am a man! A man!
He was still silently collapsing inwardly when Qi Sisi and the two women next to them carried him to the toilet.
The silly girls danced wildly on Bai Yinchen's sensitive nerves.
Lin Songyan looked back at Bai Yinchen cautiously.
The proud and handsome white-haired immortal raised his head, with the corners of his narrow eyes slightly raised, and gave him a kind look.
Lin Songyan instantly felt a brilliant rainbow mushroom cloud blooming above his head.
boom----
Hallelujah… Hallelujah Hallelujah… Hallelujah Hallelujah… Hallelujah…
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